The eternal blankness of a lazy mind

Looking for the mystical peanut butter since 1986

[jartitameteneis]

Por hoy ya vale, a dormir y soñad mucho y bueno, o mejor, pecad, pecad mucho y divertíos, que decía San Agustín que nadie tiene culpa de lo que sueña, por lo cual...aprovechad.

[seravph]

[dangerscully]

[gusilux]

[omghotmemes]

My New pixel artwork. I call it “The Slappening”

[medesorino]

perfect loop

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

Sable - PC Gaming Show Trailer

[jartitameteneis]

[jaubaius]

I would give him all my chips 😂

[orwell]

The Girl on the Couch, Pang Xunqin, 1930

[rosarrie]

they are in love

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[warandpeas]

Eternal Dilemma

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[portsherry]

Surprise.

Self-driving cars roam wild! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is the president now! 

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[portsherry]

(Originally published on May 26, 2017)

Saw this one was making the rounds again earlier this week on some sites, so here’s the official repost :)

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Gumroad

[ellentari]

relationship goals

[jartitameteneis]

[k-eke]

Deep lyrics.

Song 

[marchempel2]

A 2010 India ink and graphite reworking of my art from Death Gallery (DC/Vertigo, 1994). I ended up doing a few of these, each with some variation in the drawing and degree of nudity. Technically, this image is an Internet-exclusive hybrid of two different versions!

[jason-todd-rh]

[hestia-and-the-court]

Audio transcript for those who might need it:

[The video is played by one man playing three roles. The man has brown hair that kinda bobs above his head, a moderately thick mustache, and a thin beard that reaches from ear to ear. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a slight v-neck. When the man voices Shazam, he makes his voice sound noticeably younger and higher-pitched; when playing Superman and Batman, his voice is deeper and sounds likely to be his normal voice. When playing Batman, he tends to talk without the usual pause between sentences.]

Shazam: Okay, and you guys promise you’re not gonna freak out?

Superman: Shazam, I’ve died on more than one occasion. No matter what you show us, I’m not gonna freak out.

Batman: Yeah, and I’m like, the walking definition of trauma, so I think you’re good, man.

Shazam: Okay, I think I just need to- I think I just need to be honest with you guys.

Superman: Honest how?

Batman: I’m Batman, I know everything, no matter what you say, it’s not going to surprise me.

Shazam: Okay… SHAZAM.

[stereotypical lightning noises]

Shazam: My, uh… my real name’s Billy Batson and I’m eleven years old.

[stunned silence from Superman and Batman]

Batman: [clicks tongue] Would you believe me if I told you I knew that?

Superman: Seeing as you haven’t tried to adopt him yet, no.

Batman: That is… an amazing point, actually, say, how many parents have you got?

Superman: [sounding offended] BRUCE!

Shazam: Actually, I’m an orphan.

Batman: DIBS, I call dibs, where’s the Bat-phone?

Superman: You’re not taking another Robin!

Batman: I’m sorry, do you want him?

Superman: That’s not an excuse.

Batman: [extra emphasis on each word] Do You Want Him?

Shazam: I’m very confused. What’s happening right now-?

Batman: I’m not hearing a yes and I called dibs and I’m improving your situation, kid, Alfred, call the guy!

Superman: Put the fucking phone dow- Who did this to you, Billy?

Shazam: Uhh, some old dude in a cave.

Batman: See, he has an old guy in a cave too! And he has the red and he has the black hair, he’s practically already a Robin!

Superman: You have a fucking problem.

[ellentari]

#funnybuttrue

[ios10emojis]

“yo give me this cat, I swear ta g-”

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Kasia Jasmina