Ellie!!

certified disaster|

[stormsthatrage]

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

[ellie-maisy]

Everything tonight is so dune coded

[ellie-maisy]

Watching the Moldovan Edward Norton singing with little elf women was not on my eurovision bingo but it’s ICONIC

[piierogis]

A song about an unicorn and not a single unicorn costume on stage???? :(

[buckypascal]

HE'S GOT HIS SON AND HE'S GOT LAND AND HE'S GOT A HOUSE AND HE'S GOT A SHIP AND HE'S GOT HIS OLD JOB BACK AND

[svorica]

jizzlord my eternal meow meow

[ellie-maisy]

48 hours ago I would’ve been so confused by this post… now I can confirm he IS the eternal meow meow

[venea]

I guess you get to a point where you look at the pain as if it were there in front of you three feet away lying in a box, an open box, in a window somewhere. It's hard and cold, like a bar of metal. You just look at it there and say, All right, I'll take it, I'll buy it. That's what it is. Because you know all about it before you even go into this thing. You know the pain is part of the whole thing. And it isn't that you can say afterwards the pleasure was greater than the pain and that's why you would again. That has nothing to do with it. You can't measure it, because the pain comes after and it lasts longer. So the question really is, Why doesn't that pain make you say, I won't do it again? When the pain is so bad that you have to say that, but you don't.

Lydia Davis, "Break it Down", from The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis  2009

[bathroomcube]

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

[thisarenotarealblog]

fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life

[chandravess]

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

[mioxenoblade]

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

[velociraptors-in-hats]

She chose to eat people

[mioxenoblade]

God forbid women do anything

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[ghostforum]

i love the paul hollywood slander that's happening every week, it's relaxing and brings stability in these dark times, also there should be another competition alongside the baking where whoever gets in the funniest and meanest shot against paul wins an award and a free holiday or something

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

The way we are acting is not normal we literally need to get bitches

[orteil42]

my inner 8 year old is constantly freaked out at the realization that life is not some special state of matter and i am a mineral being! my insides are red because rust is red! the internal structure my body secretes is made out of the same stuff as cliffs and chalk! i am a wet rock that time tricked into thinking

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

a collection

[ewaneneollav]

*puts every hard drug in a blender* it’s time

[mendessimp]

this scene happening after six years wasn't enough i need to have a threesome with them