Elliot James Rose

28. Financial Advisor. Don’t call me EJ.

[elliejamesrose]

Maxine has started teething and the poor thing is in pain. Any recommendations from my fellow parents on the best medications or teething toys to get for her?

[elliejamesrose]

gradianmax​:

I’ll never admit it in public.

Baby, you never had to.

Originally posted by freckledjoes

[elliejamesrose]

gradianmax​:

You are a sap, no mistake on that. But maybe I’m starting to be one too.

Starting? Ha.

Originally posted by beldros

[elliejamesrose]

romeobxnedetti​:

Well, St Albans High wasn’t all i’d envisioned when I decided to take up the Head Teacher position, but I think i’m going to do some good work here improving the school, if I do say so myself. Romeo Benedetti, looking forward to making the acquaintance of you all.

What Improvements are you planning on making? 

Originally posted by dinah-lance

[elliejamesrose]

gradianmax​:

Can’t believe my kid is almost four months old now. My kid. Fucking wild, still. Anyone know if I’m still going to be having these ‘wow, i’m a fucking dad’ moments when she’s like 18?

And you call me the sap...

Originally posted by moonsreid

[chica-loca]

what that mouth do

hurt yo feelings probably

[elliejamesrose]

EllieJamesRose: Thank you for making me a father. I don’t think there’s anything in the world I wouldn’t do for you, Eliza. 2 months and growing so fast. Daddy and I are so so happy to have you in our lives. You make us better every second of every day. I love you so much.

@gradianmax

[faememes]

Send "I didn't know where else to go." For your muse to show up at my muse’s door.

Send "get in here." For my muse to show up at your muse's door.

[besosdepalma]

The bromance that we never knew we needed

[dailymontgomery]

dacremontgomery: @tiffanyandco #TiffanyLock #TiffanyAndCo #TiffanyPartner

[elliejamesrose]

TEXT 📲 ELLIOT & ALFIE

Alfie: Maxine? so essentially I named her?

Elliot: what do you mean? No, Max named her.Well, I helped. Maxine Elizabeth.

[elliejamesrose]

TEXT 📲 ELLIOT & ALFIE

Alfie: Does Max know he's kid is gonna love me more than It loves him?

Elliot: You have a lot of competition for Maxine's love.

[elliejamesrose]

TEXT 📲 ELLIOT & ALFIE

Alfie: IT WAS A CONVERSATION

Alfie: I'm an uncle?

Alfie: YOU HAVE A KID?

Elliot: Sorry dont recall.

Elliot: The baby was born a few days ago... And Max, he showed up with her saying the adoptive parents backed out and he didn't want her going into the foster system and it was only temporary. And fuck Alf. I didn't even want to look at her for the first few days, I didn't want anything to do with her...

Elliot: It was so fucked.

Elliot: But the other day Max was showering and she happened to wake up crying and poor Max hadn't had a break in days so i like had to finally fucking man up and I went to her, and i held her and as soon as i did she stopped crying and I finally saw her for the first time, like really looked at her.

Elliot: I can't explain it Alfie. I just can't explain what happened or how but she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in the entire world.

Elliot: She has Max's blonde curly hair, she has so much hair, and it forms little ringlets, and she has Max's eyes... his nose, the cutest pout I've ever seen.

[elliejamesrose]

TEXT 📲 ELLIOT & ALFIE

ALFIE: WE SPOKE ABOUT EXPENSIVE GIFTS, ELLIE!

Elliot: I don't recall that conversation.

Elliot: It's also a 'Congrats, you're an uncle.' gift...

Elliot: She's so beautiful, Alfie.

[elliejamesrose]

for @alfiesmythe​

[elliejamesrose]

Text || Damian Rose

Damian: Oh right, you're married. Ha! Sorry.

Damian: Well, schedule a night to cancel her anyway. I'll have everyone over. And by everyone I mean you, Marls, Mum, and your husband.

Damian: Over to yours that is, much bigger. I want to get my hands on the kitchen that is wasted on you.

Damian: You are not old and I am not capable of making Marls do anything.

Elliot: you say that like its a bad thing

Elliot: Although, before Max the idea of marriage disgusted me.

Elliot: My place? Fine but you better not make a mess.

Elliot: I know i know, I just worry about her. I don't want her living with Evan and the 20 million people he's dating in her face.

[elliejamesrose]

Text || Damian Rose

Damian: Last minute invite. I figure you'd need time in advance to call off your ~~personal chef~~.

Damian: But you're more than welcome to come over. ❤️

Damian: Yes, yes. I do not guarantee results, only that I will try. Love you tooooo

Elliot: She could still cook for Max, you know.

Elliot: I don't think i will, I'm already getting ready for bed. I feel old.

Elliot: :( Make her want my money.