"TO LEAD A LIE OR WATCH YOUR DAUGTHER DIE" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I'm so cool, trust

[elliot-the-awesome]

WOWIE AWESOME INTRO POST!!1!

Hello, world!

Im Elliot. This is my main blog, and I tend to post on here the most. PLEASE talk to me about fandom related stuff I love to make theories and listen to other people’s interpretations. I also play guitar a little. Bar chords my beloathed

Facts about me

⭑ Minor, so please don’t be weird

☆ My fandoms include vocaloid/utualoid, hellaverse, tadc, murder drones, and epic the musical

⭑ I am @awesome-offical

☆ I will take hazbin hotel related art and fic requests. Will add the guidelines in a bit, but for now just nothing sexual/suggestive.

⭑ I have a ton of hobbies, but my main ones are art, writing, playing music, composing music, acting, and making short films.

My tags

#elliot rambles - vents

#elliot doodles - my art tag

#elliot writes - anything fic related

#elliot overanalyzes - my theories about fandom related stuff

I do forget these a lot though, so not all of my posts are properly tagged with these

Music I like

☆ Red Hot Chili Peppers (Literally any song from One Hot Minute is peak)

⭑ Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms

☆ Nirvana

⭑ Smashing Pumpkins

☆ The Clash

⭑ Lemon Demon

☆ My Chemical Romance

⭑ Any of FLAVOR FOLEY’s stuff

☆ Pretty much every musical ever

⭑ Maneskin

☆ Gorillaz

Tag list (please lmk if we’re moots and you want to be added or removed from this list!)

@apocalyptic-endings

@demonicmilkdudss

@s0d4-t4bz

@ amazingdylan

@winterinkspill

@pansexuality-official

I don’t have a DNI anymore since they’re not enforceable, but I am heavily against ai, trump, and bigotry, and I also block freely. I do ask that nsfw blogs don’t follow me since I am a minor and uncomfy w/ it.

[dogpuppy]

[cranberry-branflakes]

i cant wait to call everyone homophobic at every minor inconvenience this month

[poteryashka007]

okay

[sillycarpp]

To the people who knew me this time last year I'm kind of sorry

[d1zzyfish]

daisy doodles!!! (ft. zooble)

[elliot-the-awesome]

can wait to post about the last act once it’s finally out genuinely crashing out trying not to disobey the fish

[cacklingmammal]

does a vague hand gesture but i have paws so it's unclear what the fuck im trying to convey

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomeraphim]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[pegasib]

I open tumblr, I press my stupid little reblog button 20x, I disappear.

[misericordiia]

enough of asking "would you still love me if i was a worm?" would you still love me if i was a pit in your stomach eating away at you from the inside? would you still love me if i was a distant memory you could do nothing but grieve? would you still love me if i haunted you for the rest of your life?

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[damazcuz]

and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!

[kerink]

congrats on your first good one! (:

[damazcuz]

[kerink]

hey uh. theres a beast on your post.

[damazcuz]

a breast? 🥵 men's? 🥵🥵

[kerink]

back down to zero good posts ):

[tmascs-for-tfem-rights]

i love you, nonbinary transfems. i love you, genderqueer and genderfuck and genderweird transfems. i love you, girlthings and it/its girls and girls for whom “doll” is fully literal. i love you, gender non-conforming girls. i love you, xenogender girls and girls who use neopronouns. i love you, girls with all sorts of gender identities and expressions. you’re all a light in this world and this community and you are so loved.

[cosmospicegender]

I love you, girls who don't feel included or described by "doll". I love you, transfems who are boys/men. I love you, transfem butches. I love you, closeted transfems. I love you, transfems who haven't fully figured out their gender or their style yet. You're awesome and delightful and beautiful and amazing and the world is a better place because you are in it

[whimsy-flags]

Dragon Pride Emojis, for @big--naturals! Enjoy~

[arborescreens]

i'm very tired

[dogpuppy]