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introduction

my name is elliot!! i use any / all but he / him is fine

i'm a minor!!! i have a comically large lollipop

and i dddfffffucking love roblox psychological horror AND RETROSLOP

being into stuff like chuck e cheese or disney or any other mascot thing is so embarrassing bc you're like yeah i want this soulless corporation to stay in business but not because of anything the soulless corporation is doing. in fact i've garnered a lot of negative emotions and disdain for the people heading the company, as well as both their creative and executive decisions, and i've felt this way for several years now. if anything, it really deserves to die a swift and painful death. but if they close then i'll never see The Character again

astrollacium15

Artfight attack I got from _possumz of my OC Candymonium (Candice) 🍭🍫

elliotcornball

CANDYMONIUM!! jumps and clacks heels together

lovely imagery and a nice red dot to explain my horrid position

telling the ultimate scary story

so. my group and I were getting onto twisted gravity because ive never been on that

we walk onto the platform where the swings are. okay. good so far.

mind you there's like max 3 employees manning this. this whole square that's like 2x2 school buses long

there's not a seat for me with my group. ok, i keep looking. nope, no space. the last few empty spots already have locked restraints. okay... i'll just walk through and go through the exit.

exits are locked. i'm the only non-employee there. i'm in the very corner of the area.

an employee walks past me and checks that the exits are locked. doesn't look at me, doesn't even look around the place at all. and walks away.

i'm not noticed by ANY employee,,

so the SWINGS START. AND I'M JUST. STANDING RIGHT THERE.???

the only thing standing between me and guaranteed death is. umm. nothing. i couldve walked a few yards and gotten hit

swings go as usual. and it finishes and i walk out of the fenced in area with the people that actually rode + my family.

it's just. it's quite a dangerous case of negligence.

ffs just look around the place for an extra half second instead of riskin yo damn job 🫩🫩

#hershey park #close call

feelin a lil tired, so i'm sitting out on stormrunner. that's one thing about hersheypark I like. there's a whoole pavilion next to sr's launch start for nonriders

does the launch startle the ever living daylights out of me every time? yeah..

i wish i was on but like. even wwith the fastpass gb's line was the devil's spawn💔💔

#hershey park #storm runner

by the way this is oliver. the son. he is very photogenic when he feels like it

#guinea pig #pets

maverick-melodee

Halloweekends pitch idea: At night, the coasters come alive as hot women, and they're all trying to kill you, so run.

elliotcornball

something tells me there would be a biiig problem with that idea

i mean. i spose it would be refreshing to see an inverted halloween thriller when they all chase the killer but still

found me at the national gallery this afternoon.

why does he look like that

auroraboringaliceinwonderland

Popular songs always portrayed as a joke that are actually lowkey good when you stop and really listen to them:

1: Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley

2: Careless Whisper, by George Michael.

No I will not be debating this; yes you may add more to this list.

elliotcornball

this but. okay guys listen. the acapella choir covers of songs on yt shorts. the td theme and the linganguliguli song.??

roblox and roller coasters we are winning

yes... imagine all the roblox characters on. umm. the best rides ever... except thomas would probably have some ptsd so we'd let him be

satans-bacon

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.

saucysuervo-deactivated20131108

I can make a rollercoaster that kills people too.

and I dont have my phd

cheeseoneveryfudgingthing

that doesn’t look like a fun death though

nonymoose-deactivated20160622

what about now?

elliotcornball

type coaster you'd find at those shady carnivals where all the rides smell a little funky and the lap bar foam has teeth marks

obj3ctophiliac

holy carp am i roller coaster objectkin AND roller coaster objectum…

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that would be crazy in the best way rc anon...........coaster4coaster????? yes???? maybe??? ╮(ᵕ—ᴗ—)╭

elliotcornball

genuinely my thought loop at 2 in the morning

quaintpanic

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

memories

Like if you’re a #tumbeasts fan, reblog if you’re a #yumeship fan.

mabe1pines

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

valla-chan

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

glyxiebear

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

nonbinarydave-archived

This is cathartic

bogleech

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.