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more theme park-oriented sideblog ig. Main is @joen-lenawley

mostly for reblogs and letting my thoughts out. May also blog about any trips I take to theme parks

this is either gonna last a week or a year

eh theme park rides have always been a casual interest. I’m such a larp I don’t know anything

dw I’m still into roblox and allat (for now) I just need a break from forsaken man

#roller coaster enthusiast #coasterblr #roller coasters #theme parks

flojector

sex is dumb. go on the roller coaster

frauverbolten

love these guys

Rita’s lore is kind of sparse and strange and forced, like they vaguely combined two incompatible themes (racing + creepy forest?) but ngl that makes it way more interesting than just another Generic Launch Coaster Vaguely About Racecars Because It’s Fast And Stuff

#coasterblr #roller coasters #roller coaster enthusiast #alton towers #rita alton towers

sanctuary-chief-of-medicine

Hey, doc! I'm not mad at you anymore. I've decided to eat the camera! Want some? The wires are so tasty. Totally worth the internal injuries I'm about to get!😋

Oh dear you are silly, let me just call a nurse, so you don’t get too injured yes?

sanctuary-chief-of-medicine

Do you like bees? What about wasps, bumblebees, hornets? I'm absolutely terrified of them. I even try to avoid going outside in the summer because of them. Have you ever been stung? I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS TOPIC BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED OF THEM!!!!!

I like watching the fat little bumblebees buzz past my office window- but as for the rest of them? I try to keep my distance. We have a nurse who was just like you, you know!

asmilingadvocte

Do you remember the time they had to stop the smiler because there were bees at the entrance!

archivemindz

the ministry don’t even know it was me HEH 😼 😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

asmilingadvocte

God Damit

asmilingadvocte

Everybody please welcome my very first art fight attack!

The original character is from RVA03 on art fight!

#YAYA

dizkit

Hello niche fandom 👀👀👀 (omg I haven't posted on this app in FOREVERRRRRR OH MY GODDDDDDD)

radsbrain

Guys I might've changed a few things about Oblivion…just a few things.

HE OFFICALLY BEAT THE BALD ALLEGATIONS!!!! 🎉🎉🎉 GOOD JOB OBLIVION!!!!

Drinking game: scroll through the Alton towers tag and take a shot every time the smiler is mentioned.

Acceptable substitutes for alcohol: laughing gas, joy serum

#/lh /nsrs btw #alton towers #the smiler #the smiler alton towers

s0upbuggi

WELCOME TO ALTON TOWERS MFERS

I have websites in progress for them and some staff members up and coming :]

Stay tuned!!

sorrythathappened

elitch gardens is not very good

The Good

holy shit meow wolf kaleidoscape. i adore the ambition and how it pushes the medium of dark rides. maybe i'll write a separate breakdown some day, but suffice it to say this is easily the best dark ride i've tried outside of disney or universal.

the operations were stellar and maintenance seemed good.

uh

uhhhh

the gift shop is cool

The Bad

a lot of the paint looks super washed out.

the landscaping is uninspired. with the water running around the front half of the park there are good bones but the execution just isn't there. most of the park looks like a shitty six flags.

The Ugly

their best coaster is an intamin half-pipe. twister 3 is the intended star attraction but too rough and disappointingly profiled to fit that role. other than that, they've got... what? a really painful vekoma invert? an (admittedly agreeable) boomerang?

you have to climb five flights of stairs to get to the station of sidewinder.

the flat ride collection low-key sucks. nothing more unique than a starflyer except for dragonwing (a failed attempt at making cooler flying scooters.)

outside of the old-timey entrance plaza, kaleidoscape, and twister, basically no theming or personality is to be found here. again, shitty six flags.

elitch gardens feels like what happens when a park is run for 25 years without anyone involved caring too much. it's landlocked by mediocre rides and has a personality of having no personality. THAT SAID, you can tell that recently they've been trying a little harder with kaleidoscape, a bit of new theming on twister, and very locked-in employees. that was enough for me to have a good time, just not for worth traveling to on its own.

stormxthephantomsrevenge

Objectum Question:

(CW: suggestive, but I'll rarely post suggestive content)

#posting this to my thoosie blog because it’s funny #I don’t even go here

electrixxstorm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RITA !!!!

blivy-on

Hey if you like surviving summers and not having to stop schooltrip kids from launching themselves out of rides like lemmings while actively having to stop yourself from melting into the ground like one of those red hot metal balls do yourself a favour don’t become a ride op

blivy-on

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