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HEAR ME OUT a DnD campaign but the characters are just fantasy versions of the king of the hill cast
Good morning and happy anniversary!
The new stickers are soooo cute and so much more informative. I'm thrilled, as is everyone else, I guess lol
Is there a way for you to get and share them here? I might have missed a similar post with the first stickers, but if there weren't any, you can post those too plsplspls
Good luck to everyone in the wishing well and with the last anniversary banners
the fact that you guys sent these within five minutes of each other, 30 minutes after the tweets were posted, is kind of impressive lol. I had no reason to check the in-game chat so I didn't even notice there were new stickers until I got these asks while I was ripping the birthday lines and I checked twitter lol
as a reminder please don't ask me for assets unless it's been at least a week since they were added. I tried to make it understandable in the askbox message itself but the character limit on it is crazy small. I would have seen them sooner than later. You can be more patient than this.
Anyway, the new stickers are super cute! I like the somewhat looser interpretation of the original ones but these are also fun.
I posted the first stickers almost two years ago, which is probably why you haven't seen them lol
the japanese ones as well, mostly for Lyca who has little excitement lines around him which make him look way cuter and more excited lol the towa one is exactly the same so i left it out
My NSFW tier list for these boys
(My thoughts on how they are in the sheets ๐) - WALL OF TEXT
Masterlist
MDNI
The FREAKS!!: Taiga, Haku, Ed, Leo
if you are seeing this it is time to hydrate
Book
TOKYO DEBUNKER DRIVING HEADCANONS
Jin - oh please, driving is for peasants. he has people to do that for him.
Tohma - excellent driver, his car is always very clean, virtually spotless.
Lucas - pretty good driver. i trust him behind the wheel.
Kaito - is a nervous wreck. most of his driving test was spent screaming.
Alan - great at fixing cars and driving them. prefers stickshift.
Leo - too much of a passenger princess to drive
Sho - prefers riding bonnie over driving a car.
Haru - can he even see the road with his eyes closed????
Towa - please please PLEASE do not let him behind the wheel it will not end well
Ren - probably can drive but hates it
Taiga - DO NOT LET THIS MAN DRIVE.
Romeo - yet another passenger princess
Ritsu - spent the driving test going on about rules and regulations rather than actually driving.
Subaru - very nervous driver. probably goes super slow bby
Haku - excellent driver. always has good music on, i trust him with my life
Zenji - can ghosts? even drive???
Edward - too lazy to drive could you do it for him
Rui - another excellent driver.
Lyca - has no idea how a car works like baby boy baby
Yuri - very efficient but takes way to long and JIRO GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR I AM TRYING TO PARALLEL PARK HERE!!!
Jiro - decent driver but has no regard for safety regulations yet never manages to get in an accident???
Cornelius - gets pulled over because the cop thinks he is underage.
Hyde - can he even drive with the blindfold on????
Nicholas - best driver among the staff.
Dante - probably doesnt do much driving
Moby - can he even operate a vehicle???
Benkei - also pretty good at driving
Elias - probably drives a truck
In the event that both of these options were chosen
do you think it's canon that the honor student(MC) has had sex with Taiga?
Yes
Yes, but not necessarily consensually
Depends on one's definition of sex(for example if it was only non-penetrative)
No, but they came close/could have
No, he's just teasing her
I don't necessarily mean in just those scenarios(or that Taiga is the only one she'd had sex with), but rather that these are meant to suggest that they have canonically had sex at some point within the first season of the game story.
A porcupineโs Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
taiga muzzle & claw close ups for the sick freaks (me)
happy 100 choopi ๐๐
could you draw jin choking edward for no reason whatsoever
thanksies
wdym โno reason whatsoeverโ this is ed weโre talking about. idk what he did either but I KNOW itโs deserved
What's it like sleeping with them? Obscuary
A/N: Implied relationship ๐
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He's suggested this many of times, just sleep with him and stay~
Didn't expect your yes after all the rejections but doesn't show it, just a lazy smile as he instantly invites you to bed
It's been so long since somes filled my bed, you don't mind if I don't hold back, do you~?
He talks a lot of game but does not back it up
Obviously his room is messy unless Rui deals with it...
Rui has kindly taken the time to make some space in Ed's room for you
Ed basically said he's fallen and he can't get up as he scrolls through more memes
I was wrong, Ren isn't the iPad baby, Ed is
He doesn't understand if you wanna bring plushies, but will accept them regardless
Your side of the bed? His side of the bed? Doesn't matter, he'll lay wherever
He is a cuddler but in a way so his iPads still propped up and he can watch it with you
For Ed that's pretty big
At nights when he's most active so don't expect him to simply let you sleep
He'll complain when you try to go to bed about how you're leaving him alone in his time of need
He'll be overly flirtatious about sharing a bed
Dragging long fingers slowly along your spine just to get a reaction
For Rui's unsleeping sake please don't give in
If you do, he's gonna make you have to explain it to Lyca. That's not on him.
He's awake the entire time you're asleep, on his iPad, brushing your hair absently as he scrolls
A man of many talents
When you wake up he's romantically all over you again but no he's not leaving bed unless he has to
He still does recommend things for your health though
"Should you not go get breakfast? Humans need sustenance to continue," he'd coo but wouldn't be unwrapping his arms from around you until you tugged free
If you're lucky he'll leave bed and kiss you without a care for whose around before you head out for class
Which he recommended several times you skip
It's cute to see you so diligent~
Lyca growls at him before following you out just in case
Rui is overjoyed!
...Or would be if he could touch you
His favorite thing used to be cuddling a cutie like you in his arms and playing with their hair until sleep overcame them
Now he can't even gaze hands
He doesn't deny you though, he simply says you can take up a room in the house!
He'll decorate it with you!
Come on cutie let's online shop together for our perfect little love room~!
This is as good as it gets, unfortunately.
You two pick out everything, sleeping in a spare room in the mean time which looks the same as any other room there
Rui checks on you during the night as his boyfriend privileges
He still acts like he's gonna get into bed with you soon, don't you worry your favorite lovers gonna be right in
He'll try to do the other domestic things like how's your day, any special requests for breakfast, brushing your teeth together and maybe if you're lucky he'll overlay you in blankets just to hold you for a while
He acts like he got shot in the heart the moment he saw you in your PJs no matter their caliber
It just feels that much closer to real
He leaves you to sleep as soon as you're drifting, offering you a warm smile and a goodnight that almost sounds wanting
He would have given anything to be held in your arms
Sigh at least Ed's awake and he can complain to him about it - if he's listening...
In the morning expect your breakfast request and things shaped into hearts - every one that didn't look good enough was fed to the wolf garbage disposal
He ... Can't walk you to class but will shoot you a big heart with his hands at the door and take you no further than Obscuary!
"Mwah bye I love you have a good day!!!"
Oh sure okay
This didn't even phase him
Wolves sleep together all the time and the huddling together is just kinda normal
Doesn't really know why you even asked but okay
He doesn't do all the normal things of giving you a space - because he doesn't think it's important
It's only when you show up at the door with your stuff that Rui's surprised
Lyca asks what you brought all this stuff for and will begrudgingly move some things out of the way for you to put it
Rui calls him down like a kid in trouble and he rolls his eyes
"stay here"
And comes back all red faced and in full romantic panic because what the fuck do you mean?!
He starts demanding answers onto your intent
Which was purely innocent and you just wanna stay with him at night
Oh
He is calm again
He awkwardly apologizes and says he didn't know the meaning this held but retains you shoulda told him
After all of the dramatics are out of the way
He is a huge cuddle bug! He loves to hold you! Even letting out a whine whenever you go to leave
Ignore that he licked behind your ear - that was nothing!
Easy sleeper but light sleeper
He doesn't really remember dreaming but he does
He does kick or run in the spot sometimes
He will feel obscenely guilty if he kicks you though and apologize profusely, he doesn't mean to
In the morning he's always happy to see you, practically beaming at your vision
Since he now knows its a romantic thing he does his best to be cute about it like giving you a little rub with his nose and softly sniffing you
You do smell like him already... That's good
"C'mon let's get breakfast. Blonde giggalo probably made something special cause you're here!"
He's certainly not wrong
He's dragging you with him down the stairs and happily eating with you
He's probably not walking you to class - you're not a child - but he's walking you as far as necessary until he has to split
You're coming back again tonight, right?
Right
What's it like sleeping with them? Mortkraken
A/N: Implied relationship ๐ (also I'm sorry Jiro's is so unserious)
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He was not ready for this question AT ALL and almost died tripping over himself when you asked
He should have expected you to want to be closer to his genius
It takes a lot of sputtering and cross checking but eventually he returns to you with a solid yes and makes the terms of sleeping in his room clear
Nothing untoward, just sleep, you can keep some of your things there but you cannot be mad at him if he has to leave suddenly for work calls
He of course gives you your own little corner of the room to put whatever you want
He is relieved if you bring a stuffie or two because he has some too so clearly you won't make fun of him
Don't make fun of him
His room is as clean as you expect, it's practically clinical and he expects you to help keep it that way
Its likely decorated in all things he studies, notes on the wall and his messiest space is his desk
This man is a full pj set with a house coat on top and matching slippers type of guy
And he is so CUTE in it.
When trying to sleep beside you he's very nervous, unsure of what to do
With Yuri you're probably very familiar with framing things you know he wants as your wants
His pride gets in the way
Eventually he's curled up in your arms wondering why he denied himself this
Especially when your hand runs through his hair, it's his weakness. He melts all at once
Your heart beats so steadily against his ear
It makes it easy to fall asleep...
Yuri is a mumble sleeper but has very vivid and cohesive dreams he can remember
He wakes up on occasion
Sometimes needs to stop cuddling because his head craves pillow
He wakes up early enough to get dressed, have breakfast and a few minutes of downtime - about 15 before work or classes
He's not your mother, he's not going to wake you up for classes but he will scold you for missing them if you do
Like this guy didn't spend 5 extra minutes in bed than usual just to pine for you to wake up and kiss him
Guess that makes examination easier
Okay.
He asks you what you expect of him in this situation and if you don't tell him everything he won't use insight to just do it
Jiro follows instructions
A man of SERVICE ๐ซก
The room will be set up to whatever you've asked of him, no more, no less
Its really not a clean room. He couldn't be bothered to care until he starts slipping on stuff, then maybe
He calmly welcomes you to his room and then suggests you get undressed for bed as it's already late by the time he got you
...
Jiro could you leave the room for that?
Oh. Right.
He leaves the room and just stands there like an NPC.
He comes back in after you call him and doesn't hesitate to start changing
JIRO PLEASE WARN THEM FIRST!
Just look away, he doesn't get it
Genuinely I believe this man used to sleep commando until Yuri told him to stop fucking doing that
So now he's got just loose ass pj pants and that's it
If he doesn't have to do his medication he's basically going right to bed, sleep is his favorite pass time
How he lays down is by basically falling onto the bed. He just death drops harder than a drag queen
Zenji would scream from the noise that poor bed lets out
The mattress almost flings you
He's practically monster height and yet he's curling his legs in, laying on his side to be able to fit on this standard sized bed
He will instinctively start cuddling you if you curl up into his pose and slot yourself in like a puzzle piece
One arm lazily around your waist and the other moving a pillow down to your head so you don't sleep on pure bed
He found that one out the hard way
He sleeps like the dead, heavily, quietly and obscenely still
You do check on him to see if he's still breathing
Somehow? He is?
His reflex grips you tighter when he feels you move either away from him or upwards
This from the same man who has slept through a fire alarm
Even waking up for classes is hard for him, why do you think he misses so many? Not to mention he just totally forgets about attendance
He does let you leave, it's just the initial movement that starts his reflex
Like someone's trying to take something precious from his cold dead hands
Did I mention he's cold? He's cold. All the time.
He finally wakes up when Yuri demands it, though Yuri is startled to find YOU there.
Oops. Jiro forgot to tell him. His bad.
He just didn't see it as important
Sleeping with your partner is a pretty standard thing to do, isn't it?
What's it like sleeping with them? Frosthiem
A/N: Implied relationship ๐
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It was his suggestion actually
Don't worry about your toiletries or anything, he'll have Tohma get them
Hm? Yes he's had a key to your place this whole time.
Why are you freaking out?
Room is quite clean but not because he is, he just throws his shit wherever and magically it winds up in the right place
You hardly get to lay down before Jin's arm is swung over to you and pulling you in close
You are his, you know
Even in sleep he's going to protect you
He's not letting you go unless you say it's uncomfortable and even then he's still staying pressed against you
Jin would be a blanket hog when you're not cuddling, it's like punishment
You can bring all your stuffies if you want, he really doesn't care. But if they get between you they're on the floor and he no longer likes that one
He's already pretty quiet, in sleep he's no different
Won't leave even if he's itching for a cigarette
Only when your eyes open does he finally allow himself leave
But he's low-key whipped so if you ask him to come back he's giving a long sigh and putting the pack away as he trudges over to you
His idea
It was amusing to see your reaction
But when you agreed he had to actually follow through
Tohma's room is that organized kind of messy. There's a lot in it, but everythings in its right place. It's just cluttered.
Like he's got two different people's stuff in here
So weird
Don't worry about your stuff. He already got it.
Hm? Oh, Jin had the headmaster make a key. In case you were in any danger of course. His captain is quite prepared~
You're both getting into bed at the same time like some 70's married couple on tv
Matching pj's and all
Unless Tohma has to "work late". You don't really know what that means but he expects you to be in bed before he gets back
Every night you get a kiss, every single night. Before bed, in bed or already sleeping he never seems to forget to kiss you even if you do
They're light little forehead or cheek kisses but not even the demon that empowered him could take them away
He's not a big cuddler but likes to sleep close to you with at least some part touching
You are allowed 1 stuffie. One.
He gives muttering in his sleep on occasion vibes but none of it makes sense
Like what do you mean popsicle wall cupcake??????
Somehow always awake before you but smiles instantly the most genuine smile he has when you wake up and lock eyes with him
Your idea
Hes to embarrassed to ask that ...
But since you asked, of course he will
Luca's room is mostly clean, there's an occasional thing out of place but never messy
Like he doesn't hang up his jacket every day and it can be more often found on the back of his desk chair type thing
Have you ever been pampered in sleep? Because Luca's gonna do that
He's very proper about it
Do you want to bring you stuffies? Maybe your blankets? Do you have a special pillow you like? Maybe you should keep a pair of pj's in his dorm! You can have your own drawer if you want!
He'll brush your hair before bed if you want, he does it for himself but doing it for someone else is strangely intimate
When you both lie in bed he likes to give you a little pentagram kiss (a kiss on your forehead, both cheeks, chin and nose) and hold your hand
He'll offer you cuddles, he'll press right up against you from behind and breath you in, legs tangled and a gentle rumble about how lucky he is
He seems to have nightmares more often than dreams
You always wake up to see him with that creased brow that only disappears when you're both awake
"Did you sleep well?"
He asks it every time, quick to give you the first kiss of the day
He's a morning person so he'll get ready and lay your things out for you if you're not ready yet
More hair brushes, love?
He's shocked you ever offered
He could have died when you asked him
Of happiness and excitement obviously!
His rooms always probably messy so he left class running to clean his shit up
It's all badly hidden.
You honestly didn't expect any less
He remembers any stuffies names you might have so if you don't bring one he might ask where they are - at least your favorite one.
No man in the history of ever has laid so stiff beside their sweetheart. Even corpses are given a run for their money with him.
Can he touch you? Is he allowed? What should he do with his arms? His feet? His hands? Would you be mad if he laid on top of you?
Please help him
This boys stupid scared.
Give him time, after the first couple of times he'll know what he's allowed and might even nervously ask about other things
He likes to curl up on you, head against your chest and nuzzled over your heart but if you can't sleep like that he'll do literally anything
Sleep talker. But coherent.
The dreams are still nonsensical but you can understand he's taking this chicken wing to the prom and they'll be crowned in sauce.
Sure. Okay.
You'll usually wake up before him
The one pleasure of dating Kaito that never fades is he's always happy to see you
The moment he wakes up and sees you, he smiles no matter how tired or lazy he is and this sparkle comes back into his eyes
... Shit, Luca's knocking - WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!!!
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Want more? There's also the Vagastrom and Sinostra version
What's it like sleeping with them? Jabberwock
A/N: Implied relationship ๐
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It was his idea!
Much like Haku, he's very busy and often doesn't have time to spend with you so nights are perfect!
Even if he is dead tired
Drunk or sober!
He's got room in his nice big captains room~
His room is messy, but it's to be expected as a single father with two complex children
Obviously Peekaboo approved of you moving in excitedly
Haru already had a space for you nice and ready, extra hangars and boy was he excited!
He practically spun you around in his arms the moment you got into his room, smoothering you with big kisses of excitement
Oh, going to change? Let him know if you need any help - gyahahah just kidding... Mostly.
While you can't tell if he can see you behind his thick lashes, you believe his compliment on your outfit
He's practically kicking his feet waiting for you
But some nights you'll finish changing and find him passed out hard on that bed with his mouth wide open and drool down his cheek
As his partner you have permission to change him out of his clothes
Preemptively.
You'll also have to forgive him if he forgets a stuffes name or two! He's doing his best! Lots of names on the mind
This man is a huge cuddle bug
The moment you're in bed together he likes to latch onto you and give you an excited "gotcha~!"
He likes to cuddle facing each other and seeing all your little expressions
Haru absolutely loves to spend this time catching up on everything he missed today, tell him everything
Or you can just skip to kissing a bit, your choice
What? He doesn't have time! He has to make some somewhere
And thankfully Peekaboo sleeps downstairs with everyone else in the baby pens
Just a couple goodnight kisses, he's just missed you, bunny!
He's a bit of a kicker too but light tiny ones
Biiig dreamer, you will hear it a little bit - but he never mutters enough to understand
"hhhh Bananas...? Okay" what? You'll never know
Usually the first to sleep and the first to rise
He doesn't want to leave before you wake up but he has to, your alarm is set up and ready to go but if you wanna help him he'll never say no
Before you leave though he always zips back to give you a kiss - maybe 5
Dandelion of course!
Towa would do anything you want at any time! Even if he had to kill a god to do it! It would be done!
He's so excited to let you into his space, he's practically whipping you into his arms and running over right now!
No need for your own things! Use his!
Why can't you share a toothbrush :(?
Fiiiiiiine he'll get you a new toothbrush for here!
His room is ... The most chaotic organization youve ever seen. Everything is everywhere but you get the vibe he knows where it all is
His bed is always cleared of clutter though
Flowers are everywhere
Every. Where.
Towa would encourage you to wear his stuff and get all buzzed over it when you do
Arms thrown around you before you're in bed, he'll carry you there don't worry~!
Kissing you all over and cuddling you until you fall asleep is mandatory
But of course in the night he can finally speak to you
It will be the sweetest stuff known to man
His darling dandelion, his soul mate, in his arms is the best thing to ever happen to him
He doesn't let go all night
He sleeps like the dead, it's very easy for him
Has a lot of very vivid dreams
He's not leaving bed until he has to and even then he's dragging you with him like his favorite stuffie
Yes he would get jealous of every stuffie and shove them off the bed
Oh you have classes? That's crazy ~
Come work with him!!!! Fuck classes!!!!!!! More kisses and cuddles!!!!
Haru will help you be freed but he would appreciate a little help...
God, really? You're asking him this now?
His face is all red. Fucking God damn it.
He shifts his vision like 20 times
Don't ... Mess with anything, okay? Maybe... Or whatever.
Yeah he's about as romantic with this as a wet shoe
It's not like it was your first time sleeping there. In fact you've slept in his room several times from watching movies late anyways
He already had a second charger for you and you basically had your own side of the bed
It wasn't a huge adjustment
Rens room is messy, but still clean enough to walk through.
His room is the only place he showed off his personality with posters and bright colors - you were used to it by now
While he sounded annoyed he did everything to accomodate you because he's a fucking liar
You have a small section of space in his closet, a space on his shelf, a spot in his toothbrush holder he keeps in here to keep away from the clown, your favorite pillow is on your side of the bed
And that large shark plushy you like? You can hold it... I guess... If you want
Rens nightly rituals are what you'd expect. Tiredly checking his games, doing dailies, raids, whatever's required for them
He'll remind you to do yours too or do them for you if you're too tired
He sometimes stays up late doing all this shit... Like crazy late
Turning off his phone on him might be okay when it's 3 am, he'd probably scream ITS 3 AM?! And try to force himself to go to sleep
Or he's trying to sleep with YouTube on and he's way too interested in the video to sleep
And all the locks are extra locked now to keep out a certain clown.
Because of his bad phone habits he also has terrible sleeping habits
You're more likely asleep before him
In those moments he's more likely to hold you when you can't embarrass him for it and fall asleep before he can disconnect
He doesn't dream, life is a prison
Not a morning person, extra groggy and annoyed
Is more likely to tiredly kiss you though and then complain how you tricked him into that under duress
Haru wakes you BOTH up too early and Ren could kill
Oh fuck no you're not allowed to leave him to work, put on your ugly jumper partner, you're part of this now
Unlike him, you signed up for this
Maybe you can sneak a nap with him after classes
What's it like sleeping with them? Sinostra
A/N: Implied relationship ๐
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Who the fuck are you and why are you in my room
Jk he actually remembers you most of the time now, he just likes how scared you get when he points a gun at you~
Come in kitten
He doesn't mind sleeping with you, if anything that sounds like fun
He doesn't adjust anything for you, doesn't hide the blood, the gun, the torture area, nothing
Don't ask him to hide it either, don't show fear please omg
We've seen his room and though it looks clean I think Romeo just makes people clean it because I cannot see this man being clean at all
Hes either really into this cuddling thing, doing different things to make you squeak and catch you off guard
Moving you around on his bed to his whims with cackles and big dopey grins
Or he wants you to stop touching him. Seriously. Don't do it.
With his mood swings he's hard to read
Sometimes he sleeps entirely soundly
Other times he wakes up 20 fucking times and gets up to complain, turn on the lights and go gamble
Or lately, when he can't sleep he just pets you, plays with your hair, stares at you for way longer than he should
Essentially just uses you to zone out
He's quite kissy in those mornings after he couldn't sleep
Somehow using your mouth to wake up feels better
He likes to put you on his chest though, sometimes you catch him staring blankly at the ceiling when doing it
whenever your eyes meet he'd just insist you go back to sleep
You've asked him if he dreams and he said he doesn't know... Which was weird. That's weird, right?
You swear he's waiting for something
Don't bring your plushies.
1 he's going to get attached to it and claim it as his own
Or 2 he's going to shoot it in front of Harry- sorry, Haru to prove a point.
Part of him seems to like the domesticity of you staying with him. It's consistent, you're always there at nighttime and it's easier to remember. Then he can drag you to the slots with him and use you as his good luck charm
Having you here shows you trust him. He doesn't know why you do. But he's glad you're just following his lead and being around him, you should do that more often
Maybe you'll eventually get used to him eating a live fucking bird in front of you
Oh yeah he didn't even think of what you'd want for breakfast, mitten! I mean kitten!
You want some?
Stop screaming, it's good!
Huh?
That was the last thing Romeo expected his darling to ask of him
It's not exactly... Safe here but he'll make it so.
Of course he'll sleep beside you.
Before you even arrive this man has bought you pj's, put a little section in his closet for you so you better be greatful and got a couple outfits he's been meaning to make you wear- I mean try out if it's your style
His room is completely messy, shit is everywhere and he really doesn't have time to clean it up
As soon as he starts something else calls to him and he has to zip off and deal with it Taiga
He makes people clean it for him though. Maybe you can help
He's got night masks for both of you, they're matching and he's quite proud of himself despite how tacky matching is
He puts on face masks before bed too, expect him to walk around at night with that stern look of disappointment behind it
You can join him if you ask, he'll roll his eyes about it but that's fine
With Romeo sleeping used to be easy, he used to do it on command, but he stresses himself out too much these days
He'll likely complain to you in the sanctuary of your shared bed
He's not much of a cuddler but he likes to lay down facing you
When he does finally sleep he looks actually peaceful, it's almost jarring compared to how he yells
He does dream, but they're usually rather short and he just doesn't care for it
When morning comes he is not a morning person and will want to sleep in forever
He only doesn't because there's too much shit to do
Let's get you a well balanced breakfast to help your skin, BB!
He's quite calm and conversational in your breakfast together, especially since you have it alone in his room
He'll brush your hair in the morning - saying you're not doing it right
Do a little twirl, let's see you in that version of the uniform, much better right~?
Will tell other shit to wait until he's done fixing you up and giving you a proud smile and kiss before you run off to classes
"Goodbye Darling, see you later" proud of his project, you're only getting more stunning by the day~ and it's his influence.
Hates to see you leave but loves to watch you go
"NOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT YOU-"
First you need to convince him with facts and logic that it's tooootally not against school rules. Good luck. Perhaps getting Taiga to say "I don't fucking care do what you want" will help.
Oh, suppose you have reached that point in the relationship agreement where the discussion is open
He would prefer you sleep in his room with him as your room seems much more dangerous
But until you both agree on a location it won't move forward
Eventually the motion passes when you agree to his room. Despite Sinostra being ... Sinostra.
His room is extremely well maintained, everything is in its place, not even dust on the most likely of areas
He lets you select your side of the bed and as soon as you do, he makes sure all his stuff is free on that side of the room
Oh, yes love of course you get a section of his room, don't be silly, please make yourself at home
It was too embarrassing to ask his mother about this so he just thought back to his parents room and mimicked what they have
Ritsu makes a point of complimenting your night attire, no matter what it is, because you truly do look comfortable in it
He likes how you can be so comfortable around him
Of course he's cuddled you before, he knows exactly how you like to be held and will offer it to you again, pressing a warm kiss against your head
Sometimes you get to see him call his parents at the end of the day
Namely his mother, his father is quite busy you know
"I love you" is said every time before bed, he refuses to go a night without it
He can sleep easily but he is quite the light sleeper, he will wake up if you bump him but he'd rather it that way. He's always ready should something happen
He does move a lot in his sleep though which is a little annoying but it's not like he can help it
Another non dreamer, just blackness then waking up
He wakes up consistently at the same time every day and would insist you do too but if you want to sleep in he won't force you
He'll set another alarm for your preferred time
Ever the considerate boyfriend, he always knows what you want for breakfast or what your usual is - if you don't have one, he'll still insist you eat something small.
That he will be a little more forceful on. He's worried about your health. You can't survive off kisses alone
Ritsu's favorite part is the domesticity of it all, when your hair's all messy and you're brushing your teeth, scratching your armpit under your shirt and looking forward
It makes him feel like you two truly are close.
He kisses you at the door like a husband going off to work in the 50's
Ritsu's going to walk you to classes so you don't see the point but that's okay
Just let him be your husband behind closed doors
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Want more? How about the Frosthiem version?
mortkranken hand headcanons yippee!!!!!
yuri has small(er) hands!! 17.9 cm/7in in length
they're quite skinny and appear delicate
he keeps his nails clipped short
since they're so important to his practice he takes surprisingly good care of them (the gloves are partially protective)
he has a surgeon's hands!! dexterous, precise, super steady
he has a KILLER writer's callus. also if you look closely there's an area on his purlicue that's a little tougher where he rests his scalpel
he has one pretty prominent scar from a slip-up with his scalpel when he was just starting out
his hands are warmer than you'd expect, and quite strong. if you actually get him to hold hands somehow it's a very nice experience