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@elliottxavier
It’s almost midnight which means it’s almost Halloween which basically just means that it’s almost the day after which means…..cheap candy!
I raided the Walgreens down the street for discount candy. I'm totally set for...a week maybe.
elliottxavier:
People at the bar I work at like to get on things and try to destroy my lighting. And I get kicked in the head when they attempt it and it hurts :(
Ouch well nevermind then, tell them to get off and you know, mind that pretty face
That's what I'm saying! I make tips with this face; I can't afford to be losing it!
elliottxavier:
More like hang myself from one, but yeah, totally.
Well this just took a turn
People at the bar I work at like to get on things and try to destroy my lighting. And I get kicked in the head when they attempt it and it hurts :(
Also a fantastic choice. You’re full of good decisions tonight, ma'am.
I fell in love with musical theatre when I was little. My parents always had some soundtrack on. Barbra took up so much of that, partly because of her huuuge catalogue, but also because my parents are, well, my parents’ age, so a lot of their stuff was hers. Oh my God, I want pictures! Do it do it do it!!!
I’m glad you approve!
I did, too. My mom’s considerably younger than my fathers, but somedays I think she likes Barbra more than them. They’re all utterly obsessed with her, so much that my middle name is Barbra. I was belting out songs from Funny Girl at age two, and that was when it was very obvious to my entire family that I’d be working in show business in one way or the other. If you go to my Instagram, there’s a picture there! It was amazing.
First things first, that outfit is amaaaaazing on you. Second, I was totally right, the hair is hella cute.
That's amazing. Can't fault them for wanting their own little Babs. Good to know someone else has been singing since they were little; I always was afraid that never actually happened to people and they were just exaggerating, and so no one would believe me when I said I've been musical since the day I was born. I'm told I was singing as soon as I figured out how it worked... Not super well, mind you, because children's voices are just plain under-developed, but yeah.
I’m glad I’m not the only one. Like, I’m all for swinging from chandeliers, but…no. I’m mostly tired of the way people in clubs lose their shit when it comes on, though. All of a sudden the room becomes obsessed with standing on things and trying to swing from lighting fixtures…
I can’t say I’ve ever swung on a chandelier but I’ve never really had the desire too either. Ugh, same. They always take good songs and ruin them by overplaying them in clubs. That is pretty annoying, it’s like when the Harlem Shake was popular and people just used to go nuts all the time.
OH MY GOD. I forgot about the Harlem Shake. That was a dark time in history. Luckily "con los teroristas" isn't a common phrase and I won't be affected by PMSD--post-meme stress disorder...
elliottxavier:
If I hear Chandelier one more time, I think I might scream.
But you know you wanna swing on one
More like hang myself from one, but yeah, totally.
If I hear Chandelier one more time, I think I might scream.
Join the club.
Thank you! I'm not alone!
If I hear Chandelier one more time, I think I might scream.
You and me both, that song should have died ages ago.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. Like, I'm all for swinging from chandeliers, but...no. I'm mostly tired of the way people in clubs lose their shit when it comes on, though. All of a sudden the room becomes obsessed with standing on things and trying to swing from lighting fixtures...
Absolutely! Throw some coffee or pizza into the mix and you’ve really got something.
You said “royalty,” not Our Lord and Savior Babs! Oh, I could see it. Just in your face, looking at your pictures. Pop a bob wig on your pretty face and bam, instant Fanny. Actually, your hair in general would look super cute like that. I recommend it at some point.
I don’t eat a lot of pizza– I’m vegan– but coffee is my absolute best friend. Tonight’s session is joined with a cup of herbal tea, though.
I can’t believe there’s someone around my age who appreciates Barbra as much as I do! The only other people I know who appreciate her is my mom and dads. Funny you say that– I was planning on doing that for Halloween this weekend. I have a replica of her 1969 Oscar pantsuit that I’m wearing.
Also a fantastic choice. You're full of good decisions tonight, ma'am.
I fell in love with musical theatre when I was little. My parents always had some soundtrack on. Barbra took up so much of that, partly because of her huuuge catalogue, but also because my parents are, well, my parents' age, so a lot of their stuff was hers. Oh my God, I want pictures! Do it do it do it!!!
If I hear Chandelier one more time, I think I might scream.
Hey! What’s up?
Oh, you know. Laying on the couch and pretending I don’t have to head to work in...Three hours or so. You know how it is.
What’s up yourself?
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Well hello.
It’s the best way to spend your day off, for sure!
You know your Broadway, I like it. But don’t forget to add Barbra Streisand to that list. She’s the one I relate with the most. If I don’t get to play Fanny Brice at some point, I’m going to be very disappointed.
Absolutely! Throw some coffee or pizza into the mix and you’ve really got something.
You said “royalty,” not Our Lord and Savior Babs! Oh, I could see it. Just in your face, looking at your pictures. Pop a bob wig on your pretty face and bam, instant Fanny. Actually, your hair in general would look super cute like that. I recommend it at some point.
After a nice, long rainy day spent enjoying Netflix and cuddling up with my cat, I logged on here to realize that I never turned on my ask box! I really hope that no one tried getting ahold of me in that time, and if you did, feel free to send in your questions or comments or whatever else you had now that it’s opened!
But, hello– especially to those of you I haven’t made a connection with! I’m Rachel Berry, current youth theatre coach and future Broadway royalty. This is my first time on a dating website, but I’m very excited to meet all of you and make connections!
Yeah! Netflix and cat life! That’s the way to go. And has been my life for, like, the past several months. Glad to know I’m not the only one right now.
Broadway royalty, huh? Patti LuPone, Angela Bassett, most recently Phillippa Soo status?
One of my kids in class today asked if we could work on a dance routine to Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” for the winter showcase. If I worked at an actual school and not a dance studio, I would’ve sent them to the office for making me lose faith in humanity.
Anyway. I’m Smythe. Sebastian Smythe. While you introduce yourself to me, you should suggest a great song I could use for the showcase that’s not lame. Also, if you’re hot, you should definitely hit me up.
I personally think anything by MIKA would be a good dance song, but that also depends on what kind of show you’re planning on doing. If it’s something more elegant, he’s probably not your best option.
I’m Elliott, by the way.
