RACHEL BERRY ✩

Rachel Barbra Berry ✩ twenty-four years old, single, future broadway royalty Welcome to the profile of the one and only Rachel Berry ✩, as clearly stated above. Remember my name— any day now, it'll be in big, bright lights on the Great White Way. There's no doubt about it, I'm a future Tony Award Winner, and there may even be an EGOT in my future if I'm lucky. It's why I always sign my name with a gold star— it's a metaphor. Please don't ever hesitate to send me a message! Even if we're not romantically compatible for whatever reason, it's always nice to make some friends, so send over a hello and introduce yourself! I'm unbelievably excited to meet you all! var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5119507"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); / var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3034144"; fhsh.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

[seattle-clarington-blog]

Well I can assure that I’ve never been in any sort of production nor will I tell you that I have ever been in any sort of production. I’m not exactly an actor-type. That’s interesting that someone would try to lie about that though as if there wasn’t any record of the truth.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I’m very appreciative of your honesty, Hunter. I’ve had quite a lot of people do it, surprisingly, but only after I mention that I’m an actress. Maybe they think I’m one of those stuck-up actresses that only date people in show business, but that honestly does not matter to me at all. It’s the person that piques my interest, not the occupation-- as it should be.

[padfxxt]

Why date yourself when you can date me?

I watched a horror movie called VHS and it was kinda awesome. I’m not really sure what it was about because the story kept changing, but it didn’t gross me out too much

[the-rbberry-blog]

I meant it in the way of showing how old I am, but I do have to admit-- that’s a very good pick-up line.

I’ve never heard of it, but I’m really not surprised, considering I’m not a horror fan. The changing stories part is a very popular trend nowadays, though.

[the-rbberry-blog]

Have you really gone and seen that many productions?

Oh, I’ve seen many more than that. Those Playbills are just from the last two years or so. I started going to Broadway shows more than twenty years ago, and I’ve saved every Playbill. The first show I ever saw was Beauty and the Beast-- opening night, in April of 1994-- so I would’ve been just about three and a half years old-- I’m almost twenty-five, so I’ve seen a lot of shows. It’s one of the many perks of living in Manhattan.

[the-rbberry-blog]

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I’m going through all of my Playbills and it’s making me realize just how much money I spend on tickets. There are twenty-eight visible Playbills in this photo, let alone all the ones that are still in my binder. Doing the math, considering I spend an average $150 on a ticket, I’ve spent roughly $4,200 on Broadway shows in just the past few years. Let me tell you, though-- it is most definitely worth it.

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[jukebox-ryderlynn]

Opening Night | Rychel

[the-rbberry-blog]

TAGGING: Ryder Lynn & Rachel Berry

TIMEFRAME: Friday Nov 6th, 7pm. 

LOCATION: The tots studio/theater

SUMMARY: Ryder makes good on his word and goes to Rachel’s kids’ opening night of Alice in Wonderland

RYDER LYNN

“That would be pretty sweet, they could be like superhero sidekicks” he told her with a grin. “We could get them capes and everything”

Paying for their food Ryder slid his hands into the pockets of his jeans as he glanced over at Rachel. “So what does Rachel Berry like to do in New York after she’s done being amazing all day?”

RACHEL BERRY

Giggling, Rachel nodded. “That would be precious,” she smiled.

She ducked her head at the compliment, feeling her cheeks warm up a bit. “After a long night like tonight, I’ll usually come here and get food, and then weather permitting, I’ll take a walk through the park and go home, snuggle up with Elphie, and go to sleep,” she giggled. “I’m really not the most interesting person.”

[padfxxt]

Super awesome! That sounds like a good date to me.

Oh… Yeah, I don’t know what those are. My first album was the Spice Girls and I’m pretty sure that was a CD.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I can’t wait.

Oh, wow. I’m really dating myself. I have so many cassette tapes, and I still listen to them. I even have a VCR that I haven’t gotten rid of because I have so many VHS tapes.

[seattle-clarington-blog]

I can understand the lying thing. It just is annoying. If you can’t present your best self truthfully, then why bother? It’s only going to get more messy as you try to lie to cover each previous lie.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I know! Honestly, there are a lot of people in New York who lie constantly. I’m not sure if it’s like that everywhere, or because we have Broadway, and some screen media is filmed here, but people will brag about being in this movie and that show-- it’s like they don’t know IMDB exists. They fake it when they find out I’m a performer and I’m sick of it. I usually find out right away, especially if I’m familiar with whatever they claim they starred in, so it’s quite amusing to hear them ramble on and make complete lies.

[seattle-clarington-blog]

Well then, I wish you the best of luck finding someone here that you can really connect with. What do you normally look for in a partner if it’s easy enough to list for you?

[the-rbberry-blog]

And I wish the same for you. I normally look for someone who’s kind, caring, who has a great sense of humor, and who obviously is LGBT+ friendly. Someone who isn’t afraid to be themselves around me is a definite-- one of my biggest turn-offs are people who lie to impress me. People who care about animals and the environment are plusses, but not always required. 

[padfxxt]

Oh, in that case, you should totally teach me one day.. I mean, as long as you promise I won’t get dirty and I won’t fall off or anything. I never liked the instructors Daddy hired because they were all old and ugly, but you’re hot so I think I’ll be okay.

Mhmm she was at some kind of boring charity event I had to go to once. I love her music too. It;s super catchy and dance-able. Cassettes? Of course people still use them when they die.. Unless they get cremated, then it’s kind of pointless if you just burn it anyway.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I will admit that I’m not the best rider in the world, but I can certainly teach you the basics. I can definitely promise that you won’t get dirty or fall off, at the very least. I’d love to teach you, though.

O-oh. No. Cassettes, not caskets. Like, the tapes that used to have music on them, before CDs and iPods came out?

[jukebox-ryderlynn]

Opening Night | Rychel

[the-rbberry-blog]

TAGGING: Ryder Lynn & Rachel Berry

TIMEFRAME: Friday Nov 6th, 7pm. 

LOCATION: The tots studio/theater

SUMMARY: Ryder makes good on his word and goes to Rachel’s kids’ opening night of Alice in Wonderland

RYDER LYNN

“Well awesome for me then” he teased giving her a grin. “It would be more impressive if I’d studied after I met you but for some reason I did already know that stuff.”

“Well if I ever get one, you can come visit” he told her with a nod. Arching a brow at her tease he chuckled and shook his head before walking up to the counter. “Can I get two slices of pepperoni please and whatever she wants to,” he said giving Rachel a smile.

RACHEL BERRY

“Well, Chicago is great-- I don’t blame you for knowing something about it,” she beamed up at him. Nodding, she said “I’d love to. Your future dog and Elphie can be besties.”

Going to the restaurant a lot, the staff got to know her and her mom really well. They asked her if she wanted her regular-- one slice of their vegan pizza (which she convinced them to create)-- and she nodded. She also ignored the teasing smile the man gave her as he turned to heat up their slices in the oven; he had never seen her in here with someone other than her mother and she knew he wouldn’t embarrass her in front of Ryder, but he’d certainly tease her next time she was in there. 

[k-ttywilde-blog]

There’s nothing wrong with having a lazy day every once in a while, although i wouldn’t sure I could stretch to five. I’m just one of those people who has to be doing something most of the time.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I’m doing something all the time, too. This past week was the first time I had more than a weekend off in a few months, so I think everything just caught up with me and I didn’t want to get out of bed. Starting tomorrow, things will be going non-stop again until the New Year, possibly even longer.

[seattle-clarington-blog]

Yes, the doing it with an already couple is what really sets me off from the idea as well. It just doesn’t seem like a good idea in the least.

Yes, that is true. I found out about this site from a friend who suggested I try to meet people. I kin of just went along because I’ve been single for a while. I’m sure we all hit that lonely point when it’s been a while.

[the-rbberry-blog]

Yeah, it’s just... yeah.

I saw a commercial for it and I thought it was really unique. I’ve been single for a while, too. I don’t even remember when I dated someone last. Maybe it’ll work, maybe it won’t, but I won’t know unless I try.

[padfxxt]

That’s super cool. Do you still ride? My Daddy bought me a horse when I was little but I never wanted to ride. Awesome.. I’ll send my number your way so you should hit me up whenever you’re free. That or I’m always down for texting, sexy texting or not.  I think that means you kind of have an accent.. Maybe I’ll call you up soon and have a listen for myself.. I have this thing where I’m always brutally honest all the time, so I’ll tell you if you do. 

Oh yeah.. I don’t know how many people have the same spelling as me but I know that I’m the best. I met Britney Spears and got her to say that my spelling is better. I would hate her for sharing my name but she’s too hot.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I obviously don’t have a horse of my own in Manhattan, but I do ride when I go up there-- weather permitting, of course. That sounds great! I can’t wait. I probably do, to be completely honest. I’ve lived in New York for almost twenty-five years now, so it wouldn’t surprise me if I do.

You met Britney Spears? That’s amazing. I admittedly love her. I think it was a little before my ninth birthday when her first single was released, and I remember buying the album on cassette when it came out the month after my birthday. Do people use cassettes anymore? I feel so old.

[seattle-clarington-blog]

Oh I wouldn’t want a threesome. Just the thought of being together with another couple makes me uncomfortable. It would just be weird knowing those two have a history and you’re just invited into their bed for the night.

I’m not even sure if I could date someone from the internet. Honestly, when I signed up I did so out of immediate loneliness Once I was done it was really too late to turn back, but I have my doubts.

[the-rbberry-blog]

I agree with you there. I could understand in theory why people would enjoy it, but stepping in with a married couple would just make me feel dirty... and not in the good, sexy way. If I were to ever have a threesome, and I highly doubt I ever will, it’d have to be with two people who aren’t in a relationship in any way with one another.

I get that. When I signed up a few weeks ago, I was a little hesitant. I had considered joining eHarmony a while back, but there’s a monthly fee and it’s pretty pricy-- it’s sixty dollars if you review it month by month, and ten dollars a month if you lock yourself in to a two year contract. Considering this one is free, I thought there was nothing to lose, except maybe the time it took to set my profile up. I’ve met a lot of really great people on here, though, so I think once you start using it a bit more, you’ll realize it’s not as bad as you think. I mean, we’re a whole country apart-- I doubt we’d ever be having a conversation if not for this site. 

[jukebox-ryderlynn]

Opening Night | Rychel

[the-rbberry-blog]

TAGGING: Ryder Lynn & Rachel Berry

TIMEFRAME: Friday Nov 6th, 7pm. 

LOCATION: The tots studio/theater

SUMMARY: Ryder makes good on his word and goes to Rachel’s kids’ opening night of Alice in Wonderland

RYDER LYNN

Doing a fist pump Ryder grinned over at Rachel. “I’m glad I knew that. That’s about all I know though so I can’t impress you again.” he warned with a small laugh.

“But yet now you have a cat. Elphie should get a friend,” he said with a nod. “Plus it would be ironic since the Witch you know, kidnapped Toto” he pointed out. Making their way to the pizza place Ryder held the door open for Rachel. “I was thinking we could grab a couple slices and head to the park or something?”

RACHEL BERRY

“Hey, no matter how small your Broadway knowledge is, I’m very impressed!” she giggled. “I was under the assumption you knew nothing about it, so one little fact is pretty impressive.”

“I’m not sure if my mom would appreciate if we got a second pet... Neither would my landlord,” she laughed. “I’d love to get a dog, I really would, but our pet policy is one per household. I would totally name him Toto, though, if I got one.” She beamed as Ryder held the door open for her. “You’re so chivalrous!” she teased as she walked inside, nodding at his plan. “That sounds great!”

[seattle-clarington-blog]

I can imagine you use that block feature often then. I’ve yet to have that happen to me and I’m not sure if it’s the fact that I’m a bisexual male or simply my area that makes that ring true for myself.

I think it would be a little difficult to ask for an evening seeing as I am in Washington. It’s an odd concept, but I do suppose friends could be something gained from sites like these.

[the-rbberry-blog]

Most men with bisexual wives are usually straight and would therefore want another woman in the bedroom with them. Who knows, though? It could be your area. Manhattan is full of some pretty kinky people. Threesomes are nothing to some people I know.

Maybe just a little bit difficult. If you can date someone from the internet, you could surely start up a friendship.

[seattle-clarington-blog]

That’s very disappointing. I’m sorry to hear that. So you identify as bisexual as well? Have you had anyone elicited you for a threesome yet? I’m told that happens often for bisexual women.

At the risk of being forward, what are you looking for Ms Berry?

[the-rbberry-blog]

They thought that it’d be a nice twenty-first birthday present for me. The guy bought me a beer and made some rude comment about a gay couple not too far from us. Needless to say, I dumped the beer on his head and haven’t had the same relationship with the girls since. I get that several times a day, actually. “Where exactly are you in New York? My wife and I are in [insert New York location here] and we’d love to meet up.” I see that message and hit the “block” button. I’m grateful for the function, that’s for sure.

You haven’t asked me to sleep with you-- that’s what I call too forward. Since we had to check off those “what we’re looking for” options, I did officially choose that I’m seeking friendship or relationships, but I’ll take anything I get.