HELL YEAH

Amazing archer and Ranger. I might have gotten lost on the way here.

[the-archives-of-memery]

[its-not-called-an-arrow-thrower]

I’m not usually fond of posting pictures of myself but my cosplay turned out so well I wanted to share. I made Lalaith Alassindiel up two years ago based on asks I was sending as an Anon called “Lally”. She’s so dear to my heart now 💙

[elmemedan]

IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS OF LALLY!

Also you look AMAZING WOW!

[the-archives-of-memery]

Public Service Announcement

 💙💙 Please remember that Elrond is A Bird 💙💙

[elmemedan]

So true!

[love-from-belle]

My grandfather died yesterday.

It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.

He was alright the day before.

I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.

Please do not reblog this.

Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.

[the-archives-of-memery]

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

this seems like a good cause

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

[freyjadottir87]

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

[red-gay-tree]

@bittergayvvitch

[frustratedasatruar]

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

[awkward-finger-guns]

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

[ab0masum]

Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.

[luckymisfortune]

@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus

For a good cause?

[kingscrown666]

Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.

[alexseanchai]

it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!

[goliath-de-senfina-sango]

@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley

[five-rivers]

27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.

[thor-the-asgardian-meme]

The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere

[gandalf-the-meme]

Before we get started, I simultaneously blame and thank @lyra-mirkwood-meme-elf for this idea.

And now I turn to you, my dear followers.

If I were to stream myself, for the better part of at least a year, in half-hour or hour long sessions, making the entire Tolkien universe, characters, locations and all, in the Sims 4, would you watch? And when would be the best time of day to do it?

~mod belle x

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[celememerian]

Being your mother supersedes royal authority.

You’re still grounded.

[elmemedan]

That is impossible. King Elladan's first Royal Decree was that he can never be grounded.

[celememerian]

Your royal decree is no longer valid.

[elmemedan]

It's still valid. King Elladan's mother has no power within the Kingdom of the Dead.

[celememerian]

Yes it does.

[elmemedan]

... i'm finding an island and restarting Numenor.

[celememerian]

How

You’re grounded

[elmemedan]

Naneth if you'd only unground me I wouldn't be forced to take such drastic measures!

either way I'm only following uncle elros's example

[celememerian]

If you’d stop taking such drastic measures, I’d unground you

Please don’t i will cry:(

[elmemedan]

I think this is all one big misunderstanding now

I'm not following uncle's example with the Choice unlike a certain sister I have

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[bilbo-baggimemes]

When you get to my age, if you are not older than me, you are a fauntling.

[elmemedan]

I'M OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

[bilbo-baggimemes]

A darling fauntling at that

[elmemedan]

??? no.

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[celememerian]

Being your mother supersedes royal authority.

You’re still grounded.

[elmemedan]

That is impossible. King Elladan's first Royal Decree was that he can never be grounded.

[celememerian]

Your royal decree is no longer valid.

[elmemedan]

It's still valid. King Elladan's mother has no power within the Kingdom of the Dead.

[celememerian]

Yes it does.

[elmemedan]

... i'm finding an island and restarting Numenor.

[celememerian]

How

You’re grounded

[elmemedan]

Naneth if you'd only unground me I wouldn't be forced to take such drastic measures!

either way I'm only following uncle elros's example

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[celememerian]

Being your mother supersedes royal authority.

You’re still grounded.

[elmemedan]

That is impossible. King Elladan's first Royal Decree was that he can never be grounded.

[celememerian]

Your royal decree is no longer valid.

[elmemedan]

It's still valid. King Elladan's mother has no power within the Kingdom of the Dead.

[celememerian]

Yes it does.

[elmemedan]

... i'm finding an island and restarting Numenor.

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[bilbo-baggimemes]

When you get to my age, if you are not older than me, you are a fauntling.

[elmemedan]

I'M OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

[gandalf-the-meme]

fund to get the angel faramir son of mister-batshit-crazy some therapy.

who's in.

[boromemeofgondor]

Me

[ioreth-memeofgondor-deactivated]

Petition to get everyone from Gondor some therapy

[talion-memeofgondor]

...I know better than to argue.

[kili-princeoferebor-memes]

petition to add all the people of erebor to the petition too

[pip-took-party-meme-hobbit]

Yeah, all of y'all have trauma. Get some therapy!

[boromemeofgondor]

You’re coming, too.

[pip-took-party-meme-hobbit]

... Why?

[boromemeofgondor]

Because I know you have trauma. And bring the other Hobbits with you.

[pip-took-party-meme-hobbit]

[elmemedan]

Oh, my dear party hobbit, no. Even I know that therapy is a wise idea, and I am one of two people who spend their lives hunting orcs because REVENGE, as what many call "part of an unhealthy coping mechanism"

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[celememerian]

Being your mother supersedes royal authority.

You’re still grounded.

[elmemedan]

That is impossible. King Elladan's first Royal Decree was that he can never be grounded.

[celememerian]

Your royal decree is no longer valid.

[elmemedan]

It's still valid. King Elladan's mother has no power within the Kingdom of the Dead.

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[sun-and-moon-elflingmeme-deacti]

OUR KINGDOM WILL BE ENDLESS

[elmemedan]

IT WILL INDEED

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[sun-and-moon-elflingmeme-deacti]

OUR KINGDOM WILL BE ENDLESS

[elmemedan]

IT WILL INDEED

[celememerian]

I'm in erebor now you can't ground me from here naneth

No, you’re still grounded.

@bilbo-baggimemes please be advised that Elladan is still grounded.

@elmemedan

[bilbo-baggimemes]

Oh, I've got just the thing for grounded fauntlings....

[elmemedan]

I'M OF AGE!

also I'm no longer in erebor, I'm restarting the kingdom of the dead near erech.

@sun-and-moon-elfingsmeme are my heirs.

and as long as I am king of this kingdom of 3 people, no one can ground me.

[celememerian]

Being your mother supersedes royal authority.

You’re still grounded.

[elmemedan]

That is impossible. King Elladan's first Royal Decree was that he can never be grounded.