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Cosimo Galluzzi

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the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets
World Heritage Post
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
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i'm sorry, WHAT is this now?
last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"
👆👆👆 literally how it is
homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time
I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road
#AND that fucker taking the low road is going to get to Scotland afore me. very annoying.
What if everything gets better in 2016
Some lesser seen rodents... & non-rodents
Striped grass mice (x3), lowland streaked tenrec, Luzon cloud rat, Paca, Eurasian hamster, European hedgehog
Originals on sale!
one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more
Sometimes I think about how for most of human history, we thought the Milky Way was all there was. Then, when telescopes and astronomy became more advanced, we realized that it's only one of many galaxies.
Then I think about how even though the Milky Way is one of many galaxies, the word "galaxy" comes from the Greek word "galaxias" which literally translates to "milky" and how the phrase Milky Way Galaxy is a Moon Moon of galactic proportions.
And then I think about aliens staring dumbfounded at humans and going "What do you mean you call it Milky Way Milky Way and the Andromeda Milky Way and the Whirlpool Milky Way and the Sombrero Milky Way? And if they're called Milky Ways why are they made of chocolate and caramel???"
So many people with migraines are like “zero calorie sweeteners give me migraines” and then people are like “no you don’t there’s no proof for that” and yet whenever I eat stevia my head feels like there’s a thousand metal rats trying to escape from it no matter how many times I’m told that I’m making it up.
“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.
“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.
Listen here you little shits
very frustrating to realize that when some people see me talking about trans women being fetishized and the idea of a trans woman's value coming from her penis, they think I mean her value as a person, not her value as a sex object
a trans woman's penis is absolutely not thought to give her more value as a person, it's actually one of the main fucking things used as justification to treat her as subhuman. being valued as a sex toy does not mean being valued as a person this should be obvious
if you think a woman will be respected for having a penis you have not been paying attention to anything ever
the arguments used to justify misogyny are post-hoc. the misogyny comes first and then people try to rationalize it. people don't walk around offering men more respect for logical reasons
even for people who do try to come up with rational justifications for their misogyny, such as through the myth of superior "male biology," the misogyny still came first. the flimsy justification is not the root. transmisogynists prattle on about trans women's "male biology" and yet their misogyny comes down on us the hardest
the post-hoc justifications for misogyny have always been bullshit. they are thin coats of paint over the top of misogyny to make it look rational
my potion #MyPotion
per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":
This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon