on the right path :3

Hey im Elmo and I promise you that good times are coming • 24 • He/They/Hymn • queer • Blackity black black • tme • a fella of many shenanigans

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[alanmartannielmoon]

Vampirism as a metaphor of disability.

You are unnaturally pale, you have a special diet, you need more resources than normal humans. You have needs, which you can't satisfy by yourself. Your physical resources are limited, you usually stay at home, and you need certain conditions and aids for travelling. Weather can have influence your state of body and mind.

You look like an alien for normal people, and they are angry at you or very surprised by you, because you demand too much, because your condition maintenance is complicated, because you are frequently in pain, or hungry, or weak, and you don't feel good enough even to restrain your negative emotions or to act nicely to everyone all day long.

Your existence is experiencing yourself as a weak creature, who always takes too much and doesn't have the ability to give anything equivalent in return. Leech. Parasite. Bloodsucker. Vampire.

[sodalpiss]

I beg you to read Guide for Dating Vampires by DN Bryn. It talks about this alot.

[aroaceineveryplace]

“What he felt for Justin was purely platonic, and clinging to the idea of more would be making mountains out of mole hills, setting himself up for disappointment in the long run. Simply because he wanted to be demisexual didn't mean he was.”

- D.N. Bryn, How To Sell Your Blood and Fall In Love

[cheeseofjustice]

Hey guys, if you like snowbaz (or the simon snow trilogy in general) you should really read the guide for dating vampires by D.N Bryn

Just sayin

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[nuancecomprehender]

reading comprehension questions:

might there be a reason this post resonates with a lot of women?

can you describe the phenonemon of learned helplessness? give an example.

in what ways might the gender pay gap have influenced this post?

in most cultures, women are expected to do the majority of childrearing and domestic work, even if they also work outside of the home. in what ways does this influence the post?

[futarer]

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE OMODOKI DAISUKE I CREATED? NO?! LOOK! 🌺🌺

HE IS MY LITTLE SON. 🩷🩷😣

yes he has a butt.....luv my baby sm 🌺

If you want, I can give you a tutorial or a pattern for this toy. Don't be shy, write to me! 🩷

[girlmostlikely]

[bunnyboyzyon]

hey why did I just see someone trying to convince people that going on hrt a terrible decision because you're making yourself a lifelong slave to the healthcare system to be exploited because *checks notes* many people who take hrt need to take it for the rest of their lives because the hormones will never naturally balance out

It's so crazy that in order to have healthcare you need to interact with the healthcare system right guys?? Lets all just be unhealthy and suicidal because hrt doesn't save lives you're just exploiting yourself!!!

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[the-quasar-hero]

You’ll now notice that none of those shovelware mobile game ads never have a Black main character. You’d think with so many of them this would happen incidentally or even occasionally, but you’d be wrong

[the-quasar-hero]

You’ll now notice that almost every video game that has character customization will always have the base character be white and use that model for the cover and promos for the game.

[the-quasar-hero]

You’ll now notice how Ancient Egyptian themed/coded characters 99% of the time are the lightest possible shade of brown.

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s imperative that while reading these you imagine me doing a waving hand gesture a lá Obi Wan Kenobi

[the-quasar-hero]

Hey @agent47-official , that was really funny 😄

You’ll now notice how few Black ppl there are in a galaxy far, far away

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[draculamouth]

Friendly reminder that capitalism is anti-bench ergo anti-disability.

[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

Have you read The Dead Cat Tail Assassins by P. Djèlí Clark (2024)?

yes

no

I didn't finish it

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 24

[straightboyfriend]

I heard some ppl have boo s, scary stuff

there not ppl theyr’e ‘ghosts’

the photo above is an example of ‘ghosts’

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[phantomrose96]

Clickbait-thumbnail, Youtube-shorts-style, red-circle red-arrow, "THE ONE ANIMATION DETAIL YOU MISSED THAT CHANGES EVERTHING"-titled fandom theorizing is an invasive species.

Real fandom theorizing should be done in the form of a post on a dusty forum site that gets maximum 200 views and opens with the sentence "this is probably nothing but I noticed a pattern" followed by 1,000 words that crack wide open a canon reveal that isn't slotted to air for 5 more years.

[phantomrose96]

Importantly the 200-view forum post will get exactly 2 comments and both comments are calling the theory stupid

[haveyoureadthisbook-poll]

Have you read The Dead Cat Tail Assassins by P. Djèlí Clark (2024)?

yes

no

I didn't finish it

I've never heard of it

Voting ended onApr 24

[crowscadence]

Funniest possible thing for me to hear from this audiobook while half asleep is that Clem canonically writes Star Trek omegaverse fanfiction