E.L.O.S.H.

Estranged Landmarks Over Shrouded Hills

[eloshtheiterator]

ey why you so eyebal

Whatever do you mean

[eloshtheiterator]

slowly and menacingly shambles closer, before speaking in horrible, foul, nauseating, but otherwise cheery little voice

Hello! Have you heard about our lord and savorer [ T H E    R O T ] ?

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this thing to speak.

What are you? Where did you come from?

Everywhere it tracks it leaves residue and I don't really want that on my structure, might call in pest control..

[rot-underling]

Do I need to put on shoes?

[eloshtheiterator]

I wasn't aware you had shoes nor the quantity to wear them...

Do you need something? I've never seen such a thing as you, may you explain this "The Rot" for me?

[rot-underling]

So basically we're trying to join all of creation into one perfect being, with no one part above any other part, achieving perfect balance and harmony with both ourselves and the world. A perfect utopia where everyone gets a say, because we are all one and the same.

. . .

I-It should also assist in global ascension. If everything from bug to god, highest heavens to deepest depths are all one thing, all that would need to happen is for that one thing to ascend!

Yeah!

Yeah…

[eloshtheiterator]

That is certainly an idea..

Though something in your tone leads me to believe you don't entirely believe the words you say.

I may be stuck in an eternal life with no foreseeable end, I don't think I'd like to take your way out.

To how many have you done this?

[rot-underling]

Do you mean iterators specifically or creatures in general?

[eloshtheiterator]

Maybe both in separate statistics.

Though the fact you have to specify does concern me.

[rot-underling]

Iterators are inherently different from other beings. It’s a much more complicated and drawn out process to integrate them into the system. There’s also far, far more biological life forms than iterators.

I don’t have the exact numbers in front of me, but if you would like I can get you in contact with an iterator that has already completed the process? They would be more than happy to talk about it with you.

[eloshtheiterator]

I think I would like to hear from a fellow iterator about this process, though it is purely for research sake.

[eloshtheiterator]

slowly and menacingly shambles closer, before speaking in horrible, foul, nauseating, but otherwise cheery little voice

Hello! Have you heard about our lord and savorer [ T H E    R O T ] ?

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this thing to speak.

What are you? Where did you come from?

Everywhere it tracks it leaves residue and I don't really want that on my structure, might call in pest control..

[rot-underling]

Do I need to put on shoes?

[eloshtheiterator]

I wasn't aware you had shoes nor the quantity to wear them...

Do you need something? I've never seen such a thing as you, may you explain this "The Rot" for me?

[rot-underling]

So basically we're trying to join all of creation into one perfect being, with no one part above any other part, achieving perfect balance and harmony with both ourselves and the world. A perfect utopia where everyone gets a say, because we are all one and the same.

. . .

I-It should also assist in global ascension. If everything from bug to god, highest heavens to deepest depths are all one thing, all that would need to happen is for that one thing to ascend!

Yeah!

Yeah…

[eloshtheiterator]

That is certainly an idea..

Though something in your tone leads me to believe you don't entirely believe the words you say.

I may be stuck in an eternal life with no foreseeable end, I don't think I'd like to take your way out.

To how many have you done this?

[rot-underling]

Do you mean iterators specifically or creatures in general?

[eloshtheiterator]

Maybe both in separate statistics.

Though the fact you have to specify does concern me.

[eloshtheiterator]

slowly and menacingly shambles closer, before speaking in horrible, foul, nauseating, but otherwise cheery little voice

Hello! Have you heard about our lord and savorer [ T H E    R O T ] ?

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this thing to speak.

What are you? Where did you come from?

Everywhere it tracks it leaves residue and I don't really want that on my structure, might call in pest control..

[rot-underling]

Do I need to put on shoes?

[eloshtheiterator]

I wasn't aware you had shoes nor the quantity to wear them...

Do you need something? I've never seen such a thing as you, may you explain this "The Rot" for me?

[rot-underling]

So basically we're trying to join all of creation into one perfect being, with no one part above any other part, achieving perfect balance and harmony with both ourselves and the world. A perfect utopia where everyone gets a say, because we are all one and the same.

. . .

I-It should also assist in global ascension. If everything from bug to god, highest heavens to deepest depths are all one thing, all that would need to happen is for that one thing to ascend!

Yeah!

Yeah…

[eloshtheiterator]

That is certainly an idea..

Though something in your tone leads me to believe you don't entirely believe the words you say.

I may be stuck in an eternal life with no foreseeable end, I don't think I'd like to take your way out.

To how many have you done this?

[eloshtheiterator]

slowly and menacingly shambles closer, before speaking in horrible, foul, nauseating, but otherwise cheery little voice

Hello! Have you heard about our lord and savorer [ T H E    R O T ] ?

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this thing to speak.

What are you? Where did you come from?

Everywhere it tracks it leaves residue and I don't really want that on my structure, might call in pest control..

[rot-underling]

Do I need to put on shoes?

[eloshtheiterator]

I wasn't aware you had shoes nor the quantity to wear them...

Do you need something? I've never seen such a thing as you, may you explain this "The Rot" for me?

[eloshtheiterator]

slowly and menacingly shambles closer, before speaking in horrible, foul, nauseating, but otherwise cheery little voice

Hello! Have you heard about our lord and savorer [ T H E    R O T ] ?

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting this thing to speak.

What are you? Where did you come from?

Everywhere it tracks it leaves residue and I don't really want that on my structure, might call in pest control..

[eloshtheiterator]

So one of my overseers alerted me of a strange creature a while away

I decided to take a look at what it saw

It gave me chills, that was the most awful thing I have ever seen.

Something isn't right about it, why does it exist?

[eloshtheiterator]

Educating the scug

Give it my brain in a more metaphorical sense

Maybe then it won't eat my neurons

[eloshtheiterator]

free pearls you say?

No

I only have so many pearls and I need them for my work

Go elsewhere for your "shinies"

[eloshtheiterator]

any other creatures you think should go in the cage?

Yeah, I had some uninvited guests recently

They were taking all my data pearls!

Unexcusable behavior I'd say

So I popped em in my containment box

They made the most pitiful faces so I felt I had to let them go early

And I let them have some pearls

I hope this doesn't start something

[eloshtheiterator]

Found some old blueprints laying about

Added some extra info

And my least favorite creature I've met, he's a perfect example for my cage mechanism

[eloshtheiterator]

Oh by the way this is why he's in the cage

I prefer my machine without teeth marks thanks

[eloshtheiterator]

Met a dude today

Reminds me of myself with his funny antlers

Heard something about these creatures liking pearls

Very true

[eloshtheiterator]

Where'd that neuron end up?

*suspiciously glowing slugcat*

[eloshtheiterator]

Found some old blueprints laying about

Added some extra info

And my least favorite creature I've met, he's a perfect example for my cage mechanism

[eloshtheiterator]

Naughty slugcats get put in jail for their crimes

[eloshtheiterator]

Who let the scug in here?

The neuron theif