Certified Real GNC Bastard

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[elpendrive]

HELLO ---------------- OLÁ

Click here for my intro post in ENGLISH

Clique aqui para o meu post de introdução em PORTUGUÊS

Have a look at this

@the-yeet

DNI/Não Interajam:

En: DNI TERFs, MAPs, proshippers, bigots, and other similar stuff

Pt/Br: Não Interajam TERFs, pessoas atraídas por menores, proshippers, gente preconceituosa, e qualquer um que se comporte de forma parecida

A presença de flamenguistas nesse blog está estritamente BANIDA (é ironia calma lá)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 26

Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Count Von Count (Sesame Street)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[elpendrive]

Finally more than 50% of tumblr has a sensate opinion

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 34

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Buggy the Clown (One Piece)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[elpendrive]

BUGGY NATION RISE UP

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 part 28

Ingo (Pokémon)

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

[elpendrive]

INGO NATION RISE UP

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 part 28

Ingo (Pokémon)

L Lawliet (Death Note)

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

L fanart is by @sybbatra on instagram

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Girl okay

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The parodies are arriving

[rylandgraces]

They should have let Rocky say fuck

[rylandgraces]

[scraftyisthebest]

Happy Pride Month!

[idk-kun]

apparently there’s a promo video for this animation where racing horses are turned into cute anime girls and idk how to feel about this

[coolyo294]

[idk-kun]

this is so hilarious in hindsight

[smoothestjazz]

[coolyo294]

Sorry everyone umamusume sounded way dumber to me in 2016

[dorothylarouge]

TODAY AT 6:30 PM PST

We've saved Naoto from their frankly extremely uncomfortable dungeon, and now we've got a few weeks to kill spending with our friends in the lovely early Autumn! Join us as we build our social links - and maybe even finish a few!

Featuring:

Myself as Bill Clinton, Naoto Shirogane, and Rise Kujikawa @lakemojave as Yukiko Amagi, Yosuke Hanamura, and Nanako Dojima @brucebocchi as Kanji Tatsumi, Teddie, Tohru Adachi, and Ryotaro Dojima @folly-of-alexandria as Chie Satonaka and Marie

Watch this video on Twitch Live

[dorothylarouge]

LIVE NOW!!!

[fae-they]

so are we keeping our glasses on or off during sex

glasses on or off during sex

on

off

i do not wear glasses (u better rb this)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[teathattast]

[libraford]

Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

[libraford]

Two men in your neighborhood are married... to EACH OTHER? Congratulate them for exercising their AMERICAN RIGHT to follow the footsteps of our FOUNDING FATHERS! They've got a fully AMERICAN spirit of FREEDOM and REBELLION! GOD BLESS THE USA.

[libraford]

Your coworker has a different RELIGION from yours? Well, that's just INTERESTING and you should talk about it on your UNION-APPROVED LUNCH BREAK. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA was FOUNDED on Freedom of Religion and ANYONE should be allowed to seek the AMERICAN DREAM!

[libraford]

You think someone might be in this GREAT country ILLEGALLY? NO YOU DON'T! No one is in this country illegally! The minute anyone steps on our SOVEREIGN SOIL they're your FELLOW AMERICAN and where they come from is NO ONES BUSINESS.

[rosslynpaladin]

it's funny yeah, but guys this is actually how you reach the people who prefer these terms to frame all things Good and Correct.

[rosszulorzott]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him