Elser's Back

29, Male, Tumblr ate my blog for daring to ask to have the cone of shame removed. R.I.P. 10,000 posts and a decade of my life.

[fae3ntanglement]

All stuffed and locked up makes me crave being bullied

(Uncensored version on reddit )

[alteanne]

[agnyinnocente]

Pat pat pat.

[onlytiktoks]

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[allisonmckenzieart]

🌼 Shop Update 🌼

New prints, yippie skippy! Have a coupon, good til' tomorrow night: JUNE26 for 25% off your entire order!

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Some acrylic standees and charms are very limited right now since I just did a convention- so if you miss the one you want, don't panic, I'm making another big order soon. Might be a month or more til' restock though!

[depsidase]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[thenewbieguy]

Painful caning and no choice

[roughribo]

In 24/7 D/s, who says you have to give up your career to give yourself fully to a dom? You can excel at work, then submit the second you clock out if that's what you need. You can be into free use and still have time to write that book you dream of publishing. Don't let anyone tell you what 24/7 D/s or total power exchange has to look like. You decide what it looks like.

[builtforhispleasure]

As someone in a deeply committed power dynamic who is also extremely motivated in their career, I'll enthusiastically echo this.

For us, it looks like me wearing a discrete, beautiful collar from him every single day. It looks like stockings and garters under my work skirt. It looks like him picking out a pair of slutty little panties for me to wear on a day I give a big presentation. It looks like him sending me filthy, naughty texts in the middle of a meeting and me having to keep my face composed on the video call as I read them.

It looks like me making us lunch every day we work from home together.

It looks like him taunting me as he fucks me about how I think that the successful smart strong person I am at work is the real me but he knows the real me is the one he sees beneath him, wailing, babbling, begging for his cum, willing to do anything to please him.

It looks like me telling him last month how was thinking back to him saying that he was so proud that my ass was opening up for a new, big toy and then, in the same breath, telling him that he would've been so proud of how I handled an important meeting that day.

I've been joking for years that he should hire me as his personal assistant so these two worlds can finally become one (I think I even wrote a fake cover letter/resume at some point?) but until then, he pushes me to be as smart and successful as he knows I can be in my professional life and as pathetic and powerless as he knows I need to be in my service to him.

[azertyrobaz]

Not anymore. They ruined it.

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[urlocalpyshcopan]

as a black gay person real like where y'all be finding this stuff pass the name

[brainsforbabyjesus]

for real though, those DO NOT WATCH OR YOU'LL CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN lists put out by conservative christian family groups is where I find all the stellar tv shows. Like, shit I didn't know half of those existed, thanks for finding them for me, gonna go watch 30 hours of gay tv now!

[infamousbrad]

I think I know how this works.

For personal context, before I went to the '98 Burning Man festival, one of the things I'd read from a couple different journalists was that "everybody" runs around naked. Which, fine by me, I'd already spent a lot of time in clothing-optional spaces, I'm not fanatic about it but it's nice.

So I got there early and set up a public shade structure on one of Black Rock City's main roads and spent most of each afternoon just watching the crowds go by. I don't remember seeing more than one actually naked person the whole week. I think a topless woman passed by my intersection maybe every half an hour, sometimes once an hour. So why in the hell were people, normally pretty smart and observant writers, coming away with the impression that everybody was naked?

Then I remembered an unrelated passage from Joel Garreau's great book about the history of the outer-ring suburbs, Edge City. Mall developers told him flat-out that they tried to keep the crowds in their malls less than 5% black. Not because they themselves were racist, but because they had determined, experimentally, that if more than 5% of the people in the mall are black, the median white shopper will wrongly describe the mall as at least half black, as mostly black. And not a few of them would describe it, at 6% black, as a mall where "only black people go." Why?

Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.

Same as the journalists describing Black Rock City as all naked. Same as the right-wing religious culture warriors describing television as entirely mixed-race and gender non-conforming. Not because it's even vaguely true, we know that, but because they haven't gotten over their discomfort over the last one by the time the next one comes along. The anger, not the stimulus, is the part that's continuous, so their mind lies to them that it's "all" the thing they can't get over.

[kagedtiger]

Similar effect for the presence/proportion of women in things, by the way: https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/how-17-equals-496-the-amazing-multiplying-women.htm

[jayalaw]

What’s the solution then? Or if there’s no solution, should we make things even queerer and more diverse?

[kittttyprincesss-deactivated202]

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[elserblog]

It's also air-permeable and but not bacteria permeable, so is used in medical device packaging. We use it in work for sealing trays the devices are loaded into.

Fun fact Re: Tyvek, it's made by 1 company, and when another company started making it, they just bought the company.

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[princesspunkslut]

Put in my place 💚