INTRO
Hi everyone! The previous Eltingville confessions blog has been sadly deactivated, but do not fret! This blog will take its place so that you can leave your most unhinged thoughts about a group of four geeks from Staten Island, New York. IT'S THE ELTINGVILLE CONFESSIONS BLOG REDUX: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 2!!!
RULES BEFORE YOU SUBMIT
I have the right to decline to post your confession for any reason regardless if itās listed here:
DO NOT HARASS ANYONE OR ATTEMPT TO FIND THE USER WHO MADE THE CONFESSION WHETHER IT'S A GOOD OR BAD takes! (We like these stupid nerds, but we don't want to BE these stupid nerds.)
Please don't spam the inbox! I am just one person so I will get to your asks when I can! :D
Donāt send in multiple confessions in a row about the same topic!
If your confession breaks a rule, I'll delete it without responding. So, if youāre going to write an extremely long confession and will be sad if it gets lost forever or Tumblr being uncooperative, please copy it yourself before sending it in (or keep it in a google Doc).
No vague-posting/venting about another user in my inbox.
No excessively argumentative, accusatory, trollish, or deranged asks. (We are NOT having another trivia off in this blog. /silly)
This blog is for confessions, not promos. I wonāt promote your fan works, events, theme weeks, callout posts, etc.
If the ask box is Closed, then I'm temporarily not accepting confessions.
Don't send me a screenshot / attempt to send a screenshot or name drop random user, this is a confession blog. Keep everything anonymous or vague.
Hardcore sexual/explicit fanfiction writings are not allowed. Because itās my blog and I say so. (YALL ARE FREAKS...)
What counts as a hardcore sexual confession?
ā Any kind of explicit sexual speculation about any of the characters (adults or children) would probably be rejected. There are grey areas to this, so youāre just going to have to accept my judgment calls on this.
ā Kink headcanons (sorry Pete fans /j)
ā NSFW headcanons/writing about explicit sexual acts or weird promotion of proships
ā Funny unserious headcanons such as "[insert Canon character] can clap my butt cheeks" or "Bill can get it, if you know what I'm saying ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)" are fine. LET THE CHAOS COMMENCE!