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El, she/her, 19 icon by @dandelionpaint

[sirshiba]

look at my horses boy

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[sleepytoycollection]

figure I started with -> figure I ended with

[leavemebetosleep]

fluttercord, but if they were from another animal-related hasbro franchise

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[crazy-brazilian]

[chungledown-bimothy]

[shubbabang]

The yearly curse has lifted

[doomedvoyages]

I think everyone should make dumb ugly zines and bad music and write shitty books with weird premises and publish them for pay what you will online. I think people should write plays that are only ever intended to be performed with their friends in their living rooms. I think people who like ttrpgs should explore bizarre itch.io games and new systems that have no affiliation whatsoever with any major publishing house. If youre lucky enough to have a cool local community radio station nearby you should listen to that and what people close to you have to say and what they’re creating that has no focus on being nationally appealing. I just think creation should be more joyful and local both in a geographic sense and a personal and social sense and unconcerned with whether or not it will be commercially viable or slick or even good beyond your own pride in it. And I think it’s good to seek out art that exists for its own sake or to appeal to the community it was created within

[asterhalloween]

katamari damacy

naaaaa nanannananananana katamari da,macyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :3 :p

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[ballgame]

Video games are simultaneously the best medium for morally complex narratives because it’s harder for the player to distance themselves from the situation and come to a smug outsider’s conclusion than it would be with other mediums but also the worst option because most gamers are fucking idiots.

[words-and-coffee]

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

[dykg]

erm.

⬇️what is that thang⬇️

[whatagrump]

bizarre dash coincidence that briefly transported me to a more magical world

[pass-the-dyanmite-deactivated20]

The pieces of the Buffy Riot Grrrl Fic Zine slowly but surely coming together.

Because at 15, a strange man in a trenchcoat shoved a stake in her hand and told her an ancient prophecy had chosen her to die.

Because how many times does one girl have to save the world before people listen to her?

Because the Watcher's Council is filled with old men trying to kill and/or control her.

Because she just wants to stand on stage and play punk rock with her best friends.

Because life should be about more than surviving the next vampire attack.

Because she's sick and tired of assimilating to other people's standards.

Because even with superpowers, she's anything but empowered.

Because demons keep ruining her wardrobe.

Because High School is hell—literally.

Buffy Summers is starting a riot, girl style, and Sunnydale and the life of the Chosen One will never be the same. Girls Invented Punk Rock, Not England-A story told on and between the pages of the Sunnydale Riot Grrrl Punk Rock Mini-zine. The complete fic will be a physical Spuffy fanfic mini-zine available to readers. On Elysian Fields and Sunnydale After Dark.

Sunnydale After Dark :: Dynamite

Sunnydale After Dark, an active Spuffy fanfiction archive, currently hosts 100 authors and 1,137 stories. Please join us to read, review and

https://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewuser.php?uid=24455

[spatialapprentice]

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

WHWRE YOURE SO GLAD TO WAKE UP

EVERYTHING IS LOVED EVERYBODY HUGS

[i-am-a-fish]

if i ever type :3 then don't worry I'm still good but if you ever see me type >:3 then be careful , I'm being evil

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