[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[mandi-bul]

Alien visiting

[vancruejovi]

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[crazysodomite]

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

[scorpionlafemme]

[boxedsprouts]

other riso prints I made . Earth and its wondrous ecosystems

[boxedsprouts]

my groceries!

[mortuar-y-deactivated20251202]

[tortol]

awww this is literally the cutest puppy ever in the world to me

[kosmogrl]

[cali]

ohhh its ohhhhhh ohhh cuz its oooohh its its oihhh

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[artdepo]

Daniel Arthur

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[martindykewood]

anyone ever: from the get-go

me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…

[identitty-dickruption]

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing