Confessions of an "Adult" Drama Queen

You can call me Queen E.

[sickboyy]

“not all men”, you’re right. famous telenovella star rogelio de la vega would never do this to me. #rogeliomybrogelio

[dongkelley]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

*sprays rose water on 2017*

[itskarenwalker]

[cedar-glade]

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

[goodposter]

[attracted-deactivated20170927]

[lilsoft]

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

[phoebe-buffay]

[errorr-404]

😂

[goddessrih]

[assiest-deactivated20130207]

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

[r10t3r]

[withdrawnsuggestion]

i don’t want to be toxic. i’m so scared i am.

[dailybollywoodqueens]