*Double strikes and Tramples you*

🏳️‍⚧️ British ADHD clown who is held hostage by Magic the gathering and Bideo games. Aspiring writer. Icon is an excellent DnD character who has 0 flaws and has done nothing wrong, drawn for me by Werewolbachia

[embercleave]

New URL, new name, actual pinned post. The whole works.

Em. Trying this whole "She/Her" thing out, ive heard good things.

Easily lured into conversations about MTG and DND. Talk to me about red cards and funky character designs. Can definitely be probed for ideas about cool DND characters i havent got to use yet. Owns a normal amount of Dragonites. Slightly on the hunt for a discord server where eldrazi are evaluated less by "would this see play in..." and more by "would?".

Aspiring author but I dont have enough cool OCs or one shot writings to share yet you just have to trust me on this one, and assume im actually really cool at writing and then in like 6 years when I make a book happen you can hear about it.

Known weakness include "destroy target artifact" and demon women.

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[cassili]

[princessdraconic]

wanting to collect pokemon cards to have nice little trinkets on my desk is just stepping on rakes. oh your favourite is dragonite? sounds great kiddo. $500 for the one where she's yawning cutely

[princessdraconic]

these were meant to be nearby me so i could smile at her warmly. instead of where they actually are

[princessdraconic]

lol wait im looking at pig american cardboard prices. anywhere else in the world theyre like. more normal

[zoesupreme]

had to look this up bc I thought it was a joke

[zoesupreme]

if he had been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

[embercleave]

I dont "make posts".

These are artisan home grown sleep deprived thoughts.

[blemgoid]

"I know not with what weapons Overwatch 3 will be fought, but Overwatch 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." - Winston

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[tekkenjournalist]

Im learning tekken combos

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[dragongirlbunny]

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

[dragongirlbunny]

i mean average sized bomb

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]

[cutecipher]

you have been banned from the world of poison forum for the following comment:

i just dont think purple is that cool

[64mpg]

that’s true

[honeybrees]

i think you'll find that the 🛩 airplane went from outside to inside the 🏙 nine eleven. and all the inside inside it turned into outside very fast. so there's nuance

[wnacn]

Drew on the wrong layer again…

[embercleave]

Paladin who is "incorruptible" much the same as things are "Inflammable".

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt