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The plural of goose may be geese but the plural of silly goose is definitely silly gooses.

Now that I’m a mom, my celebrity crushes are recognized not only by their attractiveness but also by how good of a stepdad I think they would be

When said aloud, the term “mailman” seems redundant.

Please God, please give me a mockumentary TV series where Will Forte plays a Rick Steves-type character who gets into shenanigans all over Europe.

#mockumentary #tv series #idea #will forte #rick steves

What if Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ended with Willy Wonka handing over the reins to the factory and Charlie pulling a Danaerys Targaryen and freeing all the Oompa Loompas and letting them kill their former master?

#charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #game of thrones #danaerys targaryen

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This is the greatest sword fight ever filmed, no debates or discussions

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A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy

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Charlie Bucket was a final girl

I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to date anymore because you know if I joined a dating app all these millenial guys would try to make me go camping.

Sometimes I worry that I’ll have that “Love Actually” moment of finding jewelry for another woman in my husband’s coat pocket, but it’s wrappers for the candy he didn’t share with me

#marriage

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And where do you get off telling me what’s right? You can’t just leave her.

DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

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For a moment I forgot this scene occurs after she finds out he abandoned Penny after getting her pregnant, and thought it was just an appropriate response to a boy handing you The Fountainhead

I love that they’re releasing the new Dune movie during Pumpkin Spice season, as if that isn’t prime parody bait.

#dunefilm #dune memes #pumpkin spice

What’s with people decorating their nurseries in the theme of “Wizard of Oz, but just the Kansas parts”?

Somewhere over the beige rainbow, I guess.