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What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

[whamcitycomedy]

in season 2 mayor tom loftis announces that widow’s bay is doomed to succumb to the ancient curse unless they can put on the BEST talent show this island has ever seen

[teathattast]

[patterns-pets]

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

[andreagonar]

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Just the Right Bullets - Tom Waits

Thank you those who answered, here’s a treat for you.

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[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[icemav86]

what is your minimum criteria for considering something canon?

when it appears on screen

when it’s filmed, even if it doesn’t air

when it’s in the script, even if it’s not filmed

when it’s documented in an official show bible

when the show runner shares the backstory / details

when an actor/writer shares the backstory / details

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Donna McL

[random-brushstrokes]

Alexandr Alexeevich Borisov - Seals (1912)

From the diaries of the artist: «It was very difficult to work; I had to cut the brushes, make the bristle short, rub the colors was almost inconceivable. <… > The hand is cracking, it is breaking; the roaring hands refuse to serve. But you draw, all thirsty to put on the canvas these bizarre, gloomy, full of peculiar beauty paintings of the Far North» (source)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back because it's among my favorite gif sets of all time.

Vincent Price - The Muppet Show (1977)

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[jehovahhthickness]

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

[dailyflicks]

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

[sophsun1]

Gale Harold as Brian Kinney | Queer as Folk (2000–2005)