The Embodiment of Greed @embodimentofgreed - Tumblr Blog

perryart

Got a new sketchbook and broke it in with Martel

#I love this

Pokes his fangs.

“You like them. I know.” Greed wears a wide grin, showing off his gnashers.

#soldierunderfire

disc80s

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

#greed has the teefs #and as such will bites

cromwellharvests:

“ Oh! uhm— ”

This was still quite the unusual situation, even if he was happy to assure good intent. How often did someone track you down, only to try and make a…. business deal? purchase? Easy hadn’t even had the chance to set up her stall at the local market in recent weeks, so where this ‘little bird’ had been put on her scent in the first place was just as peculiar.

All that said, she still rises from where she’d knelt in the garden, cleaning her hands with an old tea towel which hung from her apron, while coming closer to the gate her… company now stood by. “ ‘alarm’ ‘s a pretty serious word; just surprised would suit better, I reckon. ” she half-greets, reassuring, though still a bit uncertain.

“ most ‘business’ I’ve done doesn’t find me in my back yard unannounced, but I s’pose there’s somethin’ t’ be said for takin’ initiative. an’ it’s very polite of y’ t’ make clear you aren’t going to hurt me. ” to assume nothing of the reverse, and also hint that he definitely does hurt other people. you know, on the ‘not purely business’ sort of visits.

“ …still, I do grow a fair stock ‘round here. herbs, fruit, an’ th’ like. was there something… in particular you were looking for? ”

“Ah, I suppose you’re right. Most townsfolk feel off put by my more eccentric style, but you seem different.”

This girl’s next words have him nodding along as well, albeit half-listening. “Well, y’see, I don’t make it to the farmer’s market all that often, and my friend did his very best to convince me to drop by.” His arm comes to rest upon the gate, after which his posture eases.

“Uh, you know, that does bring to mind the little fact that I actually don’t know what fruit or vegetable they wanted so bad.” Greed taps his chin, then a big smile spreads across his lips. “How’s about I just buy a little of everything? I always did fancy helping the local businesses.”

#cromwellharvests #whoop whoop

staticego

Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

dankmemeuniversity

#this is greedo #after he comes to terms with how much he needs friends

@cromwellharvests

“So, a little bird told me you were making some mighty fine crops ‘round these parts?” Greed announced his presence, joined on both sides by members of his special club. Said bird sniffed out the food earlier that afternoon and brought it straight to his attention. Now, the Homunculus was never one to leave his flock wanting, so he thought he’d drop by and see what deal could be struck up.

“Now, I hope our manner and appearance don’t alarm you. I don’t hurt women, and this little visit is purely business. I have plenty of cens to spare.”

#cromwellharvests #B)

paintmosi

Me, making memes after finals to relieve stress? It's more likely than you think

#this is so silly #I love it

She hides her face against his chest for a moment, partly to obscure the pink tint to her cheeks as she replies, "not that it takes strength to sweep me off my feet. You could manage to have me on my back with just a look."

Soft laughter escapes from deep in his chest as he pats her back. “I like to think that’s a trait both of us share. I’d never expected to meet a military officer that turned out to be such a naughty girl.”

#soldierunderfire

A giggle falls from her lips and she allows herself to be pulled into him, resting against him so more of them are connected. Maria brings their hands up to her face and holds his hand against her cheek. "Sexy you say? Do go on. I like where this flattery is going."

Greed’s other hand rises up to brush along her arm, then moving along her back in gentle motions. “Well, I’m quite tall and… big, so we already have rule of contrasts,” his eyes peer into her own, “Plus, not that it wasn’t already easy, but being able to sweep you up off your feet effortlessly is a perk all its own.”

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Maria sighs thoughtfully for a moment, a contented little sound, before she slowly reaches for him. His hand now in hers, she smiles softly as she compares them. "You make me feel so small." Small and safe.

Greed stares at their hands for a moment before he huffs with a contented smile. “Well, you are small. It’s adorable and in a few key ways sexy as hell.” The smile becomes a grin as he uses their connection to pull Maria closer to him.

#soldierunderfire

She's not staring at his hands. Nope. No siree.

Totally doesn’t notice her staring at his hands. Not at all. Greedo’s totally not flexing and tensing to show off every dip and curve or how big they are.

#soldierunderfire