Mossy Grimoire

Green witch / dark academia / mostly memes and art / my art / side blog

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[sunforgrace]

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

[boethiah]

i hate that seasonal depression has that acronym

[boethiah]

this woman is struggling with a lack of motivation and persistent fatigue now that the days have gotten shorter. SAD!

[auspex]

surely the conses wont quence

[duckdotcom]

are you the guard who only lies or the guard who only tells the truth?

i am the truthful guard

i am the truthful guard

Voting ended onNov 30, 2023

[ampervadasz]

[uncle-beanbag]

That jump is the funniest shit

[cutecutejames]

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

[syanah]

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

[argumate]

something about reference frames

[sindri42]

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

[erevanilesere]

you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

[h34vybottom]

any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Autism

[quasi-normalcy]

I really cannot emphasize enough the mental health benefits of abandoning the idea that you're special.

[quasi-normalcy]

This goes both ways, both "You don't have to do everything singlehanded" and "You're not uniquely awful."

[homosubtext]

what do they put in large rocks that make u just want to. stand on it.

[homosubtext]

i see a medium sized rock and i’m like “god. i need to go stand on this and be 14 inches higher off the ground right now”

[valtsv]

getting gender affirming surgery to sound like an old timey radio host, complete with crackling static and jazz music

[valtsv]

that's why they call it a "trans"atlantic accent

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast

[vvitchy]

[cannibalchicken]

[ratfuck]

wait a minute this isnt pride this is just spiders