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What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

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I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

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me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

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my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor

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procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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that’s what i call talent

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get rich or die trying to graduate from college

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Big mood.

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someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

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English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme

*800 years of war*

agentverbivore

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.”

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

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Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”