Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
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Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
Does anyone see me? Like, Me. See me for me. My family sees Oswald, but I don't think they see Ozzie and I don't know how to fix that. It feels like no matter how much I put myself out there or put on dramatics, they still just look through me. I'm Ozzie! I like hunting and fishing and I'm really good a climbing trees! The best, if I had anything to say about it.
Mother asks me to hunt and dad expects me to hunt for money and food, and I do hunt for those reasons! But they treat me more like a money machine than a boy who enjoys the sport and genuinely wants to support his family. It makes me feel sad and ignored.
Not Dick though! He saw me as Ozzie right off the bat! He's actually impressed my my skills, and he even says good night to me before I go to bed every night! Isn't that cool!!! He looks me in the eye instead of the bridge of my nose. I like it, I think. Attention is nice.
But that doesn't fix my blood family. I go through so much effort for them, day and night, hour by hour, minute to minute, maybe even second to second if I'm daring enough to say it, slaving over hunting and selling, and sleeping on the floor so my sisters can have the bed, and being extra careful with the clothes I get so they don't have to stress over buying more. I hunt 60% of the venison they sell, I clean all the guns, I eat less so we can make more money, I do what they say when they say it, I make stupid jokes so they won't be upset that we didn't get to eat that day, I give my candles to my brothers so they can study at night and maybe get a more substantial job one day. What do I get from it?
A pat on the shoulder and half a second of a glace.
Is that really what I deserve?
After all this?
Everything?
No! I don't think so! I deserve more than a shrug or a dismissal. Dick taught me that.
...
But how do I get more if they ignore me so much all the time?
...
Wow. This... Sorry people of "tumblr"! I got a little carried away there for a second! Won't happen again! I need to go do something immature, I think Archie's adultness is getting to my head. Not that I'm not grown up! I'm very grown up! I just... I'm Ozzie.
Sorry. Bye.
Oh , poor baby . I do not know you very well , but you seem like a kind young man . Your posts amuse me . I am unsure as to why your family is why they are , but please know you always have a place at my table . I can be like another grandfather , if it’s alright with your father of course . I could introduce you to my son . Stay safe, and feel free to tag me in anything you find interesting .
Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
Hi, Lukas!!!
Hallo . Do you want cookies ? I made some .
They sound like they don’t taste good.
Oh . Okay . I will try again .
Shut up, you've never even eaten them, they're the best cookies I've ever tasted. Maybe you should grow a brain and come eyes before you go and say things like so awful. Or maybe you should get some tastebuds that actually work so you can eat them and realize how wrong you are. Lukas, they're such good cookies don't listen to this fool. You're the best.
I agree with Mouse!!!!! Lukas is very nice
Thank you all . Perhaps I can send you some in the mail ? Maybe you will like them .
Are you sure you should be in battle? How old are you?
17!!!!!!!!! But I'll be 18 in 2 months!!!! My father helped me sigh up cause I wanted to fight. My dad says I'm very grown up!
I suppose it is. Be careful on the battlefield, please.
Oh, I'm very careful. The carefulest. I only got my eye shot out once!
Ozzie, please don’t joke about stuff like that. You only have one eye left. You losing your eye damn near gave me a heart attack.
OH NO! DONT HAVE A HEART ATTACK YOU'RE THE ONLY DAD I CARE ABOUT LEFT!!!!!!
I’m not actually going to have a heart attack, don’t worry. It was scary though. Glad you’re okay now, champ.
Oh... ok. Good. You scared me there for a second, Dick. I'm a-okay 👍
Right. Good. I’m not as old as you think I am Ozzie. I’m not going to just die of a heart attack.
But 100 is old
I’ve told you about a thousand times, forty six is not one hundred.
But 46 is 100. When it's you. It's ok, dad, we all get old some day, no need to be ashamed if it!
Right, right. Then you’re just a baby. What, ten? If forty-six is one hundred, then seventeen is ten.
GAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! HOW DARE YOU! 17 IS VERY OL!1 OLDER THAN YOU, EVEN! I'M SO MATURE!!!1!!!
Oh, so you’re two hundred?
YES!!! Wait. NO!!!!! I'M SO YOUNG!!! SO VERY YOUNG AND SPRY!!! BUT NOT A BABY!!!
Mhm. I totally believe you.
Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
Hi, Lukas!!!
Hallo . Do you want cookies ? I made some .
They sound like they don’t taste good.
Oh . Okay . I will try again .
Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
Hi, Lukas!!!
Hallo . Do you want cookies ? I made some .
Cookies would be nice can I have an extra one for Grandpa? :)
Of course . I’ll make you some bread , too .
Hallo .
I am an Austrian grandfather , as well as professional emroiderer . I fought during the seven years war . I am here for my grandson . That is all .
@littleboyonthestreets my grandson , be kind to him .
Hi, Lukas!!!
Hallo . Do you want cookies ? I made some .
I know this is most likely my fault, but I can never seem to make friends. What is it about me that is so unlikeable? So different?
High society was one thing, but the rest of the world is just one big court, it seems. I must play my part. I have a duty.
Hello . I am not the most knowledgeable of men , but perhaps I can help . Making friends is one of the hardest achievements , despite what the world may tell you . I have done many things in my life , and even I lack many a friend . One thing I do know however , is that duty and friendship are different . Duty is grandiose , while friendship is something commonplace yet overlooked . Perhaps you are coming at it the wrong way ? Being human is a good way to meet people . Ask them of interests , tell them of yours . If they judge you for that , there may always be someone who won’t , so keep searching . Well wishes to you , young lady .
...Thank you, this is very sweet. I will keep it in mind.
Of course . Feel free to come for cookies and tea .
Maybe I will. That sounds delightful.
I will start brewing tea right now .
You are very wise Monsieur. Very kind too. I sincerely hope your message finds its way to those who need it.
Thank you , young man .
Stones and Dogs (1803)
Here's my first official story, people. This one is about a boy named Mouse. Apparently that's his actual name, which I don't really believe but I'll respect his privacy. He's 21 years old now, so we have to go back about a decade for this one. Get your 1803 caps on. - Daria
Mouse: 10
Mouse rubbed at his arms. The cold kept biting at him, and he didn’t know how to make it stop. He had taken Grandpa’s warmest winter coat with him, and yet the air kept getting him. It was okay though. He didn’t want to bother Grandpa about buying a thicker coat, their funds were limited.
Mouse would deal with the cold for now and maybe he could steal an extra thick one later.
Besides, the cold didn’t matter as much to him as finding food. He and grandpa were too skinny compared to everyone else. He had to fix that!
So Mouse trudged on through the streets littered with people in colorful clothing and pretty hats. The only ones who didn’t tower over him were the babies in people’s arms. He learned a long time ago that walking alone would get him into trouble, so he picked a nice looking couple to follow close behind. He acted as their child for a portion of the walk, before he turned down another street and leached onto another unknowing couple. No one suspected him if he was with ‘mom and dad’.
Occasionally he would find a dropped coin or a trinket that looked of worth, and would quickly shove it in his pocket. He kept his posture straight most of the time, ducking down to ‘adjust his shoe’ every time he found something.
Sometimes he would even find valuables on the people he followed. An intricate pocket watch could be taken with a simple pluck, cufflinks could be taken off disguised as grabbing papa’s hand, coin purses could be swiped as long as the holder was distracted enough.
Mouse was good at stealing.
By the end of his walk he had collected two pocket fulls of stolen items he could sell and coins he could buy food with. He made his way through the alleyways towards the lake to see if there was anyone willing to buy his trinkets.
Mouse took a breath and put on his cute little kid facade to face the strangers.
“Excuse me, sir?” Mouse muttered, fiddling with his hands and widening his big brown eyes. He looked up at the man in the boat with a quivering lip and shivered hard from the cold, both actions fake.
The man in the boat spared him a glance, then went back for another look with his eyebrows raised.
“Oh my God! Kid, that coat is paper thin! Who left you here alone?” he exclaimed.
Mouse shook his head and shrugged his shoulders more, utilizing his size to earn the man’s favor. “I’m here with papa, sir. We just stepped outside to see the lake, but mama wanted me to sell some of my stuff while we were here. I’m getting a bunch more for my birthday in a few days anyway.”
The man nervously adjusted his wide brimmed hat. He looked unsure about taking some poor kid’s belongings, but something about the wrinkle in his nose said he was considering it. Mouse hid his smile in his hand by blowing warmth into them.
“I have a silver pocket watch?” Mouse encouraged. He pulled the watch out of his pocket and showed him.
That got a sigh out of the boat man. He turned to dig around behind his seat. He pulled out seventy glorious schillings in a pouch and handed it to Mouse, who took it eagerly. He reached out to give the man the pocket watch, when there was suddenly a shout from behind him.
Up on the road, a lady with a red face was pointing directly at Mouse and hollering about a watch. The pocket watch. Shoot.
“That’s my watch! Honey, I found my watch! That little tramp stole it! Police!” she screamed, throwing a fit in the middle of the road. Her husband next to her straightened his spine and locked eyes with Mouse at the same time the police a little ways down the road heard the shrieking.
Hag.
“Hey!”
Mouse pocketed the watch and took off down the road with the speed of a fully grown, athletic adult. He heard the boat man’s shouts behind him about scams, but he didn’t turn back to look. All of them could be chasing him for all he knew.
Wait… Was that?
Oh no.
Barking. The police had dogs.
Mouse made a hard right into the alleyway next to the bakery. It was pitch black in there and led to a secluded little street behind the main shops.
His heart pounded hard and his lungs burned.
His feet landed softly on the ground with every step, making almost no noise; perks of being small and stealthy. Ha, like a mouse.
It was darker in the opposite street and there were much less people. Good, less people to see where he goes. He couldn’t lead the police back to Grandpa, and he definitely couldn’t lead them to Lukas. Grandpa was too old and sick and Lukas was… spacy.
He loved them both to death, but they couldn’t help with this.
The barking was getting louder. Damn! The dogs were fast! He slammed sides with a lady on the street and only had a moment to understand that he was falling over. Face first, actually, into the brick road.
Mouse did not scream, he only flung his hands out to catch most of the weight and awkwardly knocked his chin and chest on the ground. He thought he scraped his knee too, but this wasn’t really the time to stop and check. The dogs were on him.
He still did not scream, even as a pack of six police dogs trampled him, their claws catching on his coat and tearing it in places. They dug into his skin and the dogs jumped around and on him, barking barking barking still. So loud! Too loud! His arms burned where they protected his face and neck from the onslaught. He couldn’t let the scars become visible, Lukas would ask questions.
His flesh ripped audibly as one of the dogs dug its teeth into his forearm and tugged. Blood splashed onto his face and coat -sorry, Grandpa- and his hair was sticking to his forehead because of it.
He coughed lightly, curling into a tight little ball and waiting for the mauling to be over. This was fine. He would wait it out.
Surely the police will stop them?
Right?
…Right…?
A hand reached into his pocket and pulled out his assortment of stolen items. There was a tsk of disappointed teeth as, what he assumed was the cop, took all of his things.
“Ah, stop.” the policeman said casually to the dogs, who backed up but kept up the barking and snarling. What an asshole.
Mouse was afraid to open his eyes and see those giant teeth gnashing so hard they cracked. Those teeth could tear into his bones. He would snap like a twig. He would die.
“I can’t have you continuing to steal, boy. I’ll write you off today, but if I see you again out here I won’t be so kind.”
Mouse only squeaked. He stayed in a tight ball until the barks grew distant and the street had settled back into tentative silence.
Was it… okay now?
Mouse opened one eye and looked out of his arm-shell. No dogs. No police. No angry boatmen and hags.
Okay. Okay! This was okay. He was okay.
His coat was in tatters and there was blood all over the road from his arm- oh God, which was missing he was missing a chunk of. Mouse leaned over and gagged dry at the sight of his own veins and muscle hanging out in strands. Jesus Christ, blood really was everywhere. Aside from… that… and the occasional scratch, he was okay. He was alive. He’d probably recover. He always recovered.
His knee had been scratched in the fall, and the woman he bumped into had apparently fled because she was nowhere to be seen. A shame, really, Mouse wanted to apologize for hitting her and getting mauled right next to her. That must have been traumatic.
Mouse stood on shaking legs and stumbled away from the gore. Grandpa’s house was only about an hour walk away in the opposite direction. Lukas was only fifteen minutes the other way, however. Mouse looked longingly back in the direction of Lukas, knowing he couldn’t go. He was too bloody and messed up at the moment. He would have to skip their next meeting to wait for his injury to heal a bit. He didn’t want Lukas to ask questions.
He was lucky Grandpa couldn’t see.
He hoped he wouldn't get an infection and die. Both of them would surely notice if he was dead.
Moving his arm at the elbow hurt a bit, but only because the wound had torn skin around it reaching a few inches on either side of the gash, reaching his elbow- OW!
Mouse looked to the left, halting his slow limping to see what just hit him in the side of the head. He used his uninjured hand to rub at the spot right above his ear. It came away bleeding a tad. Shoot.
On the other side of the wide road was a group of five boys, all dressed like they had homes, snickering and playing with stones. They were looking at Mouse like he was an icky bug.
Did that mean they would squash him like one?
The biggest boy threw another rock, hitting Mouse square between the eyes. He recoiled and fell on his butt trying to back up. The boys laughed at his tumble and threw more rocks. Each one hit Mouse on a new part of his body. Tiny rocks hurt the sharpest, like little knives cutting into his skin. Larger rocks the size of his fist hurt like police batons did. Mouse fell onto his side, blocking his face with his arm and used his injured one to drag himself closer to the nearest alleyway.
One particularly big rock that looked about the same size as a melon flew in slow motion with its weight. Mouse watched it soar through the air with a horrible sort of grace, coming straight for his face, and he squeaked but his limbs froze in place. Frantically, he tried to duck out of the way. He couldn’t possibly drag himself away fast enough with an injured arm.
Mouse felt every second of the big rock knocking him on the top of the head as he ducked as fast as he could under it. Not fast enough, obviously. The thing hit him hard, scraping his scalp and pulling out some hairs as it rolled across the top of his head. Mouse was pulled backwards by his head onto his back, the world turning bright and overstimulating for a long time. Nothing was real, surely? The sky was spinning. The building surrounding him stretched impossibly high. Dizzy! Oh, very dizzy? Where was he?
Blood dripped down his face into his eyes, but he couldn’t blink it away because his body wouldn’t obey him. He was just so dizzy. Was he going to die? That would be okay. 10 years is long enough on this earth, right?
He’d just be… sad… to… leave… Lukas….. Grandpa…….
Mouse woke up to snow, red snow, and a hand shaking him. He blinked his eyes open to see the fuzzy picture of a woman’s scared face hovering over him. She was speaking, but he couldn’t understand her. Oh no, she looked so worried. Was she alright? Did she need help?
Mouse tried to sit up, but was pushed back down by her gentle hand. Something was shoved into his hand, and there were suddenly kisses all over his face. Huh? What was this?
“Oh, you poor thing.” Ah, that’s what she was saying.
Someone called the women from further away, and she looked regretfully at Mouse before running away.
Oh, bye bye then.
Sluggish, Mouse raised his hand to look at what she had given him. It was a large wad of bandages. Large enough to cover all his injuries. He teared up at the notion.
He turned his head and there sat a large basket full of vegetables and fruit.
She must have been an angel.
Mouse laid there for a little while longer before choking down the splitting headache that came with sitting up and grabbed his gifts. Mouse limped all the way back to Grandpa’s house with food and bandages. He would wrap himself when he got inside. And maybe find a thick blanket to curl up in front of the fireplace. It was cold out here.
Um... how...
Mouse ? Can you come talk to me for a moment ?
I know this is most likely my fault, but I can never seem to make friends. What is it about me that is so unlikeable? So different?
High society was one thing, but the rest of the world is just one big court, it seems. I must play my part. I have a duty.
Hello . I am not the most knowledgeable of men , but perhaps I can help . Making friends is one of the hardest achievements , despite what the world may tell you . I have done many things in my life , and even I lack many a friend . One thing I do know however , is that duty and friendship are different . Duty is grandiose , while friendship is something commonplace yet overlooked . Perhaps you are coming at it the wrong way ? Being human is a good way to meet people . Ask them of interests , tell them of yours . If they judge you for that , there may always be someone who won’t , so keep searching . Well wishes to you , young lady .
...Thank you, this is very sweet. I will keep it in mind.
Of course . Feel free to come for cookies and tea .
Maybe I will. That sounds delightful.
I will start brewing tea right now .
I know this is most likely my fault, but I can never seem to make friends. What is it about me that is so unlikeable? So different?
High society was one thing, but the rest of the world is just one big court, it seems. I must play my part. I have a duty.
Hello . I am not the most knowledgeable of men , but perhaps I can help . Making friends is one of the hardest achievements , despite what the world may tell you . I have done many things in my life , and even I lack many a friend . One thing I do know however , is that duty and friendship are different . Duty is grandiose , while friendship is something commonplace yet overlooked . Perhaps you are coming at it the wrong way ? Being human is a good way to meet people . Ask them of interests , tell them of yours . If they judge you for that , there may always be someone who won’t , so keep searching . Well wishes to you , young lady .
...Thank you, this is very sweet. I will keep it in mind.
Of course . Feel free to come for cookies and tea .
I know this is most likely my fault, but I can never seem to make friends. What is it about me that is so unlikeable? So different?
High society was one thing, but the rest of the world is just one big court, it seems. I must play my part. I have a duty.
Hello . I am not the most knowledgeable of men , but perhaps I can help . Making friends is one of the hardest achievements , despite what the world may tell you . I have done many things in my life , and even I lack many a friend . One thing I do know however , is that duty and friendship are different . Duty is grandiose , while friendship is something commonplace yet overlooked . Perhaps you are coming at it the wrong way ? Being human is a good way to meet people . Ask them of interests , tell them of yours . If they judge you for that , there may always be someone who won’t , so keep searching . Well wishes to you , young lady .
Hello Everybody!!
My name is 445. Praise the Prophet.
Anyway I can’t wait to talk to all the nice people on here!!!!
Hallo . You are my grandson’s friend ?
I hope we are friends. That would be nice.
Right . Feel free to come over at any time . I have food and like to tell stories .
I would like that!! I like stories.
Good . I can make cookies .
Hello Everybody!!
My name is 445. Praise the Prophet.
Anyway I can’t wait to talk to all the nice people on here!!!!
Hallo . You are my grandson’s friend ?
I hope we are friends. That would be nice.
Right . Feel free to come over at any time . I have food and like to tell stories .
Hello Everybody!!
My name is 445. Praise the Prophet.
Anyway I can’t wait to talk to all the nice people on here!!!!
Hallo . You are my grandson’s friend ?