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@bruvebanner
UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE
french recipes: if youâre not making this in paris then whatâs the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked
chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.Â
English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay thatâs it enjoy
Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isnât quite right. I donât know what to tell you.
Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie
Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts
Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.
Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three
Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.
Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countriesâ cuisines AND neuroses.
Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so glÂ
ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.Â
internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sisterâs third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.
Irish recipes:
Voldemort: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Harry: Yeah? So could any other human being.
Harry: So could a dog.
Harry: SO COULD A REALLY DEDICATED DUCK.
Harry: Youâre not special.
Ginny: [to Harry] Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mrs. Weasley: [in the background] Would you like to stay forever?!
hermione granger subtracts one from her name
hermizero
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
IâVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TOÂ ?????
Iâm fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
iâm crying
You can chop a tree down then you can chop the tree up.
A lot of conflicts in the Wild West could have been avoided if architects had just made towns big enough for everyone.
A lot of conflicts in the Wild West could have been avoided if architects had just made towns big enough for everyone.
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a catâs ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called âear furnishings.â
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called âpsi-traveling.â Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A catâs nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
A catâs heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
 Cats donât have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the catâs back paws arenât as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back donât retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A catâs back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their ârighting reflex.â The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49Â km) over a short distance.
A catâs hearing is better than a dogâs. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A catâs brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dogâs. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And thatâs how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
I did once try to kill the worldâs greatest lover. But then I realized there are laws against suicide.
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Bullets are the only thing that do their job after theyâve been fired.