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i cannot WAIT to masterbate when i get home

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i attract so many cancer men that i’m scared ima get cancer myself. honestly id rather that. save me

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well i made a move on this dude and he implied i was sent by israel. so i texted my ex and he blocked me. epic fail.

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thinking ab the past before i existed is actually too much which is why ive decided that the world actually begins and ends with me

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sometimes i go multiple days without having a thought

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bumblr

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belly button? that’s childish asf. over here we say stomach button

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someone: what kind of music do u like?

me: that’s a good question but i have an even better one. why the hell are u sucking on that tampon?

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i hate when daylight savings happens and no one warns me like ok i feel left out u just left me out but whatever

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these last few weeks have been soooo transformative like it actually freaks me out how that can just happen

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guys i seriously think something in the timeline changed when i sprained my ankle. now im not knowing anything for certain, but it could possibly be what caused all this stuff with iran.

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don’t u dare take a piss around my thirsty ass

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homo erectus

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the influence, my friend, is under me.

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atp my vagina has melded together like an incision wound

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butterflies in my stomach and vaginaaaa

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oh no my steak is too lobstery and my butters too juicy