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@emceeofthecabaret
+ emceeofthecabaret
Lulu set down her red lipstick and used her finger to perfect the shape. Just as she began doing so, someone walked into her dressing room. Without knowing who it was, she hissed, “What are you doing in here?”
''Rude,'' the Emcee smirked as he walked further into the room. ''I only came to visit my favourite girl.'' Of course his favourite changed almost every night, but that was besides the point. ''And to borrow your stockings.''
To walk away. You must leave something behind.
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Alan Cumming and Cabaret Company ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
*Leaves some things around for u *
( dude this one is my face tbh omg )
I made some things for u im just gonna....
I had some free time, so.
"I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand, like an idiot scared to death."
”That’s because you’re an idiot. I couldn’t call, sometimes I can’t call, you know who I live with.”
♔—— { Jim returned the gesture with a slight hum, thumbs pressing into Emcee’s hipbones slightly. After a moment he pulled back, glancing up, lips pursing as he thought it over. }
“ Well, someplace I’ve got a flat would be ideal. So, apart from the few I have in London, that leaves..Venice, Paris, Dublin, Sicily, Denmark, New York…. Yes, I believe that’s it.—”
{ Emcee raised an eyebrow as Jim listed off the places in which he had homes. Mentally yelling at himself to hold his tongue. So instead he simply nodded and gave a somewhat unconvincing, if a little too high pitched hum.}
''I think one of those will do just fine. But I would like to go somewhere with a beach. So you pick your favourite of those.''
"I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand, like an idiot scared to death."
”That’s because you’re an idiot. I couldn’t call, sometimes I can’t call, you know who I live with.”
♔—— { He chuckled, both hands settling on Emcee’s waist. }
“ Perfect… As long as you’re certain he won’t be too angry when I bring you back. I’d hate to come away from an excellent vacation only to have to being yelled at or…. worse…
by darling Max.—”
'' I'm not certain. Of course I'm not. But that's not the point. I don't care. Because it will be a holiday with you, and that means, it is worth anything he could possibly do to ruin it when we return.''
{ He smiled simply, and leaned in, pressing a kiss to Jim's lips. }
''Where do you want to go?''
Please don’t go
Don’t disappear
—-{ I need you }—-
"I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand, like an idiot scared to death."
”That’s because you’re an idiot. I couldn’t call, sometimes I can’t call, you know who I live with.”
♔—— { Jim grinned at the prospect of a vacation with Emcee, his hand moving to rest on the back of the other’s neck. }
“ Good. I look forward to it. I imagine the thing to work out now would be where to, and when.
And yes, it seems we have. The horror. Next thing you know, we’ll be reading the Sunday paper and having barbecues.—”
''As do I. And, I don't care. Whenever you like, all I have to do is.. tell Max. Oh.''
{He frowned softly before shrugging and pulling Jim a little closer. }
''Fuck it. He will cope without me for a week or so, nein? God, not for a little while yet surely. And we are never having barbecues.''
"I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand, like an idiot scared to death."
”That’s because you’re an idiot. I couldn’t call, sometimes I can’t call, you know who I live with.”
♔—— { Jim pursed his lips, combing his fingers gently through Emcee’s hair as the other man moved his hand back. }
“ Oh…. You know, darling.. we could take a holiday. I’ve got nothing incredibly pressing going on at the moment. And I could stand to see you both blond and on a beach.
Or wherever it is you’d like to go…—”
{ Emcee hummed happily at the contact, ignoring the rather sore spot as Jim brushed over it. }
''Oh? Oh. I- Well, it has been a few years. I would love to, liebling. Have we really become one of those serious couples that take holidays together? Goodness.''
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
No one will reblog this from me.
I honestly do not think that can be real.
No one is that stupid.
it can’t be???
It literally has to be an elaborate joke??
it's definitely a joke. I've looked through their blog and it's painfully obvious. It's a troll, and clearly a good one.
Frustrating as hell, yes. But I honest to god do not believe that anyone could be so fucking dumb.
ι woυld dιe ғor yoυ ι woυld lιe ғor yoυ ι woυld cry ғor yoυ ι woυld ĸιll ғor yoυ вeɢ αɴd ѕтeαl ғor yoυ I would crawl on my hands and knees ａｌｌ ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ
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help me. I’m so confuse. I don’t understand. THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?
I FUCKING WISH LOOK AT THIS and THIS
DUDE NO
nO
I honestly do not think that can be real.
No one is that stupid.
