☠ ― 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠.
(𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠.)
"Have you drank any water?"
"Will you please just let me do this for you?"
"What do you mean "that's normal". No, it isn't."
"Hey, hey, relax. I'm sure you're just dehydrated."
"Well it's no wonder you feel like shit."
"I'll make you some soup, okay?"
"I'll be here when you wake up. I promise."
"You shouldn't be walking and you know it."
"How did the hospital even deal with you for more than five minutes?"
"Would it really kill you to stay in bed?"
"Yeah, well, I'm not a nurse, so... don't expect perfection."
"Please, I care about you."
"Whatever you do, DON'T puke on me."
"Eww, gross--you're lucky I love you...!"
"That cough of yours makes the black plague look tame."
"Want me to hold your hand?"
"Wait, wait--don't faint don't faint do--!"
"You're going to be okay, I promise."
"I'll take care of you the best I can, okay?"
"Hey, hey, it's me. It's just me."
"You'd better get up 'cause I'm NOT carrying you."
"Hey, you kinda passed out on me. Are you alright?"
"D... did you just throw up?"
"I'll wrap you up in a blanket burrito if you don't stop getting up."
"You're definitely not going to heal if you keep doing that, that's for sure."
"Come on, let's get you to bed..."
"I'm not going anywhere, okay? If I get sick, I get sick. I don't care."
"Lying on the ground can't be more comfortable than the couch, or the bed..."
"You know, you said some really weird things during your fever."
"Huh? I can't understand you when your nose is so stuffed."
"Need anything? Food, water, blankets...?"
"That doesn't... look good..."
"Do I need to call an ambulance?!"
"We can do anything you want, okay? Anything you feel like."
"How much medicine did they give you...? You're as high as a kite."