[thememedaddy]

[ur-myth]

My curiosity about death is a lot greater than any fear, but I'm also utterly convinced of an afterlife. And if there's nothing, so what? I won't know any better.

[ur-myth]

"Women, what is the hardest truth you've had to learn."

[ur-myth]

Careful how hard you squeeze, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube.

[ur-myth]

Yeah sorry but pretty privilege is not real. Nothing in life is free if you read the fine print. It's usually just a predatory lease.

[ur-myth]

lip frecks

[nervios0]

si no está bajo mi control

por qué me preocupo tanto?

[ur-myth]

Germanic men turn into Hitler if they don't get kaffee und kuchen in the afternoon

[ur-myth]

Kinda funny that the strength of an air conditioner is measured in BTU: British Thermal Units

[ur-myth]

The extent to which my legs are so much darker than the rest of me is pretty funny

[girlfleeshouse]

The house is beetle-footed; it shoulders through time.

[ur-myth]

Slop salad I make in a huge stainless steel bowl

[ur-myth]

It's amazing how in this country women will be given nothing but acetaminophen after a c-section and a man will get tramadol and valium after a no needle no scalpel vasectomy.

[ur-myth]

[ur-myth]

You may not like it but they're stone cold looksmatched

[ur-myth]

I wish people would stop using therapy patois to justify what shitty self centered selfish people they are. Just own it! The need to feel like a good person and rationalize every behavior and how you treat people is not something a good person does. It's what calculating manipulative freaks who'll never grow up do.

[ur-myth]

I love having sex with my husband who drives 60 miles to buy me $40 milk.