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Welcome to the blog of Emdeme~ She/Her, 27, dumbass nerd

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There are many lies that we must eradicate from our minds. By Chris Austin Art

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Spellbound Felines Series by Sam Hogg

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~ CHUBS ~

My two favorite chubs of 2014

[emdeme]

Happy 67th birthday ya big fat lizard

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KING!!! 👑

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If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

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Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

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[k-eke]

Meet my …… kids.

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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

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mean girls as anime 💖💋💄 happy october 3rd!✨

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in the eye of a dragon

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The Treehouses at HoneyTree Farm

Frediricksburg Texas

© HoneyTree Farm

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Dog raised by rabbits

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Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.