Not another super-hero cliche

My name is Kyle Rayner. When I was a kid, I never could decide what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I know. I'm Green Lantern. I'm a hero.

[emeraldanimator]

"Ouch. Not pulling any punches today are you?"

[mymothershumility]

"I am not in the mood for any sort of jests today."

[emeraldanimator]

"Hadn't noticed. What's up?"

[emeraldanimator]

"Remember when you had a sense of humor?"

[mymothershumility]

"Remember when I made you flee from me like a child? Would you like a repeat of that?"

[emeraldanimator]

"Ouch. Not pulling any punches today are you?"

[emeraldanimator]

I blame Bilbo. What he couldn’t quickly write Frodo a manual? 

[mymothershumility]

"I will hit you."

[emeraldanimator]

"Remember when you had a sense of humor?"

[emeraldanimator]

corpsarchitect started following you

Hey Jon. How's it going?

[emeraldanimator]

riskfalling started following you

Long time no see, Dick.

[mymothershumility]

"There are so many individuals who know nothing of the ring’s true capabilities."

[emeraldanimator]

I blame Bilbo. What he couldn't quickly write Frodo a manual? 

[emeraldanimator]

.

[mymothershumility]

Just like a child.

[emeraldanimator]

You started it.

[mymothershumility]

Would you like me to finish it?

[emeraldanimator]

Depends. Does it involve cake?

[liveforthebrightestday-deactiva]

This is how I update my uncle on comics.

[emeraldanimator]

Gotcha!

[mymothershumility]

Just like a child.

[emeraldanimator]

You started it.

[emeraldanimator]

“Yeah, my kind senior citizen mentor. Got any hard candy on you?” Kyle grinned and gave a slight chuckle. “Well that’s information to keep between you and whatever poor girl you’re harassing today.”

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“And that’d be you”, he teased, “you’re as cute as any girl would be, dearest Kyle~~ if you want the candy, feel free to grab it”, he snorted, “c’mon kiddo, let’s go somewhere and chill for a change, we can’t be saving the world 24/7”, he stopped, “and just for a little information, they’re not ‘poor girls’, they’re ‘happy ladies”, he nodded.

[emeraldanimator]

"Oh god.. It's like talking to a perverted Willy Wonka. Also I think you'll find I am rugged and manly." He strokes his stuble in mock triumph. "Okay where'd you have in mind?" Kyle quirked a brow at Hal. "Be sure to remind Carol of that when she kills you for dying again."

[emeraldanimator]

“What charm?-” He’s cut off as Hal pulls him down. “I’m all for celebrating but if you noogie me I’m sticking you on the naughty step.”

[flyingisaturnon-blog]

“Oh c’mon Kyle, gotta be more kind to me. I’m like, your kind senior and almost mentor”, he gave him a pat on the back and chuckled, “although I do like the word naughty–––”

[emeraldanimator]

"Yeah, my kind senior citizen mentor. Got any hard candy on you?" Kyle grinned and gave a slight chuckle. "Well that's information to keep between you and whatever poor girl you're harassing today."

[emeraldanimator]

“I’m doing good. Speaking of which, how did you get out of Hershals barn without being mowed down by Rick and Shane? It’s impressive.”

[flyingisaturnon-blog]

“Comes with the job, man, maybe it was my charm? It’s hard to tell”, he gave him a grin and placed an arm around his neck, pulling him down, “we should celebrate this reunion!”

[emeraldanimator]

"What charm?-" He's cut off as Hal pulls him down. "I'm all for celebrating but if you noogie me I'm sticking you on the naughty step."

[damsel-patterned-alley-deactiva]

50 life-ruiners (in no particular order) ~ 39/50 - Milo Ventimiglia

[emeraldanimator]

I have doughnuts?

[mymothershumility]

Two.

[emeraldanimator]

Gotcha!

[emeraldanimator]

flyingisaturnon started following you

Hey Hal. How’s it going?

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“If it ain’t Kyle, thought I’d never see you around, pal! How are you?? It’s good to see a friendly face after coming back from the dead”

[emeraldanimator]

"I'm doing good. Speaking of which, how did you get out of Hershals barn without being mowed down by Rick and Shane? It's impressive."

[emeraldanimator]

I was clothes shopping.

There was too much green and not enough white in my wardrobe. 

[mymothershumility]

One.

[emeraldanimator]

I have doughnuts?