You didn’t have to try and console the horrified mother.
That was the best bit off th'cuff limerickin' I ever did.
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You didn’t have to try and console the horrified mother.
That was the best bit off th'cuff limerickin' I ever did.
We’re not going to Bounce-e-world, last time you took out a toddler with your frantic jumping.
that was one time. And it was hilarious. Even the toddler thought so.
Happy Christmas, Finn!
Alright you little singing person, here’s something that Sean bought as a lark but really thinks you’ll enjoy, a karaoke machine.
Several months late, but this is one of the best things I have ever been given
Can’t take you anywhere.
I know a place you can take me. It's not far, either
Well. It's happened.
I went an' did the thing
Someone hurt one of my cities… I suggest they prepare a will.
Hey, Lilli. Can ye keep a secret?
Do you know how William and Kate waited until their baby was born to announce the name? Well, I knew it two months before that. //which is her long winded way of saying ‘yes’//
*blinks, puzzled a moment* .. anyway. I’m, uhm *coughs* I got married
Oh? Congratulations, Finn. Truly. //she gives him a big smile over the pile of laundry she’s currently folding//
*smiles bright* Thanks. It was, uhm, just a me an' him thing. Big weddin's happenin' later.
Hey, Lilli. Can ye keep a secret?
Do you know how William and Kate waited until their baby was born to announce the name? Well, I knew it two months before that. //which is her long winded way of saying ‘yes’//
*blinks, puzzled a moment* .. anyway. I'm, uhm *coughs* I got married
Get in my bed bitch.
Yeah, alright.
I knew you couldn’t resist me.
Really, luv. Why would I ever want to resist ya?
*sneaks in all quiet and hugs* so I hear I'm an uncle!
//lucky for Uncle Finn, both Mama and baby are just getting up from their naps; the baby is, in fact, already fussing about for her bottle// Yes, yes. And already you’re a better uncle than Hugh. //she rolls her eyes and passes the baby over to him so that she can warm up a bottle// //the tiny baby wiggles about and kicks a bit in his arms before her brows (as big and as bushy as Arthur’s) furrow while she lets out a series of short, sharp cries//
As soon as those little eyes of hers open again and she sees how big her Uncle Finn is, I don’t think she’ll need to measure the rest of the world. //she laughs at her own little jab at his height and continues folding her laundry//
*chuckles sadly, continuing to rock her* … can ye promise me somethin’, Lil?
For you? Anything. //she means that, too//
*looks over at her, meeting her gaze as he speaks softly* Never let her go. Never let her out of your sight... she's a treasure, Lilli. A diamond. An' losin' a treasure's th'worst feelin' in th'world.
(Actually likes your Ireland OC enough to want to RP with him- has NO clue what modern relations between these two would be like. Um- Heck.)
(*flustered flapping of arms* Uhm... uhm. <<; Finn just sort of responds to people. If you are cool and want to have a drink and tour his lands and ask about his culture, he'll show you around. He's pretty accepting to tourists, despite making jokes about them. Show an interest in his culture and acknowledge he's his own nation and he'll get on with you really well)
*sneaks in all quiet and hugs* so I hear I'm an uncle!
//lucky for Uncle Finn, both Mama and baby are just getting up from their naps; the baby is, in fact, already fussing about for her bottle// Yes, yes. And already you’re a better uncle than Hugh. //she rolls her eyes and passes the baby over to him so that she can warm up a bottle// //the tiny baby wiggles about and kicks a bit in his arms before her brows (as big and as bushy as Arthur’s) furrow while she lets out a series of short, sharp cries//
Oh, she’ll be fussy regardless. All babies are. Watch out when she’s on your shoulder, too. There’s something about being upright that makes her want to kick a little more.
ah… that’s how ye know she’s got some of clan Marrec in’er.
Well, it was hell on my belly. She actually bruised me quite a few times.
She’ll grow out of it. *smiles and rocks her* I know Oisin did. Once they’re out, they need to try an’ feel how big th’world is.
As soon as those little eyes of hers open again and she sees how big her Uncle Finn is, I don’t think she’ll need to measure the rest of the world. //she laughs at her own little jab at his height and continues folding her laundry//
*chuckles sadly, continuing to rock her* ... can ye promise me somethin', Lil?
*sneaks in all quiet and hugs* so I hear I'm an uncle!
//lucky for Uncle Finn, both Mama and baby are just getting up from their naps; the baby is, in fact, already fussing about for her bottle// Yes, yes. And already you’re a better uncle than Hugh. //she rolls her eyes and passes the baby over to him so that she can warm up a bottle// //the tiny baby wiggles about and kicks a bit in his arms before her brows (as big and as bushy as Arthur’s) furrow while she lets out a series of short, sharp cries//
Oh, she’ll be fussy regardless. All babies are. Watch out when she’s on your shoulder, too. There’s something about being upright that makes her want to kick a little more.
ah… that’s how ye know she’s got some of clan Marrec in’er.
Well, it was hell on my belly. She actually bruised me quite a few times.
She'll grow out of it. *smiles and rocks her* I know Oisin did. Once they're out, they need to try an' feel how big th'world is.
…. *POUNCES!*
[DEFENDS SELF WITH A FOOT!!! STILL CHUGGING!!! ]
*ANKLE LOCK!
*sneaks in all quiet and hugs* so I hear I'm an uncle!
//lucky for Uncle Finn, both Mama and baby are just getting up from their naps; the baby is, in fact, already fussing about for her bottle// Yes, yes. And already you’re a better uncle than Hugh. //she rolls her eyes and passes the baby over to him so that she can warm up a bottle// //the tiny baby wiggles about and kicks a bit in his arms before her brows (as big and as bushy as Arthur’s) furrow while she lets out a series of short, sharp cries//
Oh, she’ll be fussy regardless. All babies are. Watch out when she’s on your shoulder, too. There’s something about being upright that makes her want to kick a little more.
ah... that's how ye know she's got some of clan Marrec in'er.
But ye have nog. Right there. Share!
No!
[STARTS CHUGGING!!!]
.... *POUNCES!*
aye… because ye hoard th’Nog *an* th’Houses!
If you want some fecking nog, go fecking buy some!
But ye have nog. Right there. Share!