Lady Emerald

straight| libertarian| ENTJ| female

[aloeveraandmint]

‘Bed’ - Cologne Artist unknown

@official-nordrheinwestfalen @official-german-translationen

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

[nursephantump]

yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao

[usagiskywalker]

Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes there’s a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but there’s sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when they’re visibly confused and you can see they want to help but don’t know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.

Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.

[sainamoonshine]

the person you’re dating should be your best friend. Not as in, date your best friend, but as in if your partner doesn’t engage with you at the same level as a best friend (or even just a friend), there is something wrong. It’s not long term material. Couples that act like men and women are ‘opposite’ sides in the relationship game are such a weird concept for me. ‘Oh, we’re married, my wife is basically an obstacle to me getting a nice night out with my friends haha’ or ‘oh my boyfriend doesn’t do any of the housework ahahaha boys am I right?“ like, ?????? you,re not supposed to be on opposite sides, both pulling to get what you want. You’re supposed to be a TEAM. that’s, like, the whole point of a relationship. Like, not only does my boyfriend know and care about my interests, even the ones I rant about that know bore him a little (and vice versa - I now know a lot about Eve Online and he knows more than he has probably ever wanted to know about star wars fanfiction), he also knows about my day to day stuff. Like, I’ll ask him to do the laundry and he’ll answer “okay but where’s the little net bag you put your bras in so they don’t get stretched in the washer?” because he fucking LISTENED when I bought it and told him what it was for. like I said. You’re a team, conquering adult life together. That goes for everything, from getting excited and calling him over when I spot a simulator game on sale at the store (even though wtf simulator games I will never get the point of them) to figuring out the most efficient way to keep the living room clean. *high fives my boyfriend, cartwheels out of the house*

[thefloatingstone]

[bitchphilosophercreator]

-My boyfriend learnt how to plait hair because he knows that I struggle with it and now he is better than most girls I know. -I try my best to learn about classic cars and stuff because he loves stuff like that. - He can do my makeup better than I can - I’m trying to learn Spanish because he lives in Spain now. - He watched a full web series I love even though he hated it because I got super excited about it and he wanted to understand what I was excited about. -We went snowboarding in Bulgaria because I wanted to try a hobby of his.

We are a team, we have separate interests, the same interests and we create new interests together.

Date someone that supports you, date your partner in crime. Don’t date someone that doesn’t support your interests dude.

[violent-darts]

Like I actually do know the social pressures and bullshit that lead to women settling. As a culture it IS normed for women to learn about his interests, while making fun of men who reciprocate, and that’s a shitty thing that can be hard to overcome. But gods, it’s WORTH DOING SO; don’t settle.

[wanderwayward]

my spouse watches my shows with me (even when he doesn’t care for them), he actively asks if i want or need new make up when we pass my favorite makeup stores, he likes it when i read excerpts of my current books or movies, he asks after my succulents.

[chief-toby-and-friends-deactiva]

my husband, who HATES snakes, literally helped me get all 17 of my babies. He has waited up with me on long nights where I thought I’d lose one and the vet is hours from opening. He goes out of his way to ask me how I’m doing on a silly online game I’ve played for years, even though he has NO IDEA what I’m talking about. He will sit and watch my favorite youtubers with me, even though he really, REALLY hates youtubers. He goes out of his way to do these things, because these things are who I am and what I enjoy. No one deserves anything less than a partner who tries.

[official-german-medienlandschaft]

[unfugbilder]

das klingt ja schon nach einem DRAMA

Merke: Hetero = nüschd als Ärger und dann wollense noch Filme über Dich drehen

[emeraldisskinny-blog]

Wait, what?

[unfugbilder]

Ich wußte schon lange, dass es existiert. Nur hatte ich bisher kein Bild gefunden, um das zu beweisen. Aber nun!

Das Dönertierchen!

[funyuns]

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS PLZ

[a-half-hearted-smile]

[the-dodo]

BOO.

[minecraftidea]

[mzimmer275]

Mein Name ist Spruce Wayne. In meiner Freizeit bin ich Plank-Man.

Gronkh im ZDF-MiMo-Stream vom 17. Oktober 2016 (via mzimmer275)

[emeraldisskinny-blog]

Why american dudes have "trust issues": their gf might be wearing makeup

Why German dudes have "trust issues": their gf might be Manuel Neuer

[boringangel-deactivated20161201]

[howiie-deactivated20200728]

When you promise to stop spreading your religion to their  cities and they believe you

[best-of-imgur]

[maycontainfeminists]

One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale.

wow. 

[blessedwithgloriousbutt]

No matter how many times I see this, I never fail to be impressed by that last sentence.

[affectos]

This is also why I’m against the banning of classic books. They’re samples of their time.

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

new game+6 does NOT fuck around

[scarzig]

GET DUNKED 

[tigeri102]

someone wonder traded me this poor darling and im determined to be her best friend to make up for her asshole OT

[tigeri102]

her name is Hattie I love her

[tigeri102]

im so proud of her!!

[tigeri102]

she’s gonna be a contest star I believe in her

[tigeri102]

She’s so close!!! but first…

looking good, hattie!!

[tigeri102]

She did it!!!

[pencil-peach]

I’m so proud of her

[tigeri102]

!!!!! there she is!!

[username0012300]

The only reason to vote Trump

[just-shower-thoughts]

Say what you will about Plankton, but he could have created a computer wife who does his bidding and never disagrees. Instead, he created a computer wife with free will. She often nags and mocks him, just like a real wife would do.