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Unidentified Flying nb asexual's nsfw sideblog. "they". 24. minors and ppl over like 32 do not interact. i post pictures of me and then private them later. Well sometimes. Smiles warmly

[emergencycatboy]

im just so insane crazy today. and how was the last post only 2 days ago i thought it was last week

[emergencycatboy]

im just realizing how detrimental it is to have this blog as a sideblog because i cant appear in peoples notes liking peoples posts cutely and reblogging is morally wrong and i cant follow people cutely either. all i can do is become creepy on main or try to covertly reblog an unrelated gimmick account post to main as to leverage my follower count in hopes of somebody clicking the blog and seeing it mentioned this blog as a joke in its last post. well nobody did that

[imagination5billion]

imagine a friend that you love and kiss and have sex with for fun

[emergencycatboy]

9 hour call with friends makes me hornier than any possible sexual anything

[emergencycatboy]

grrr i want to be teased so much that my shell of self consciousness dissolves and i get so desperate and horny that i totally submit BUT the shell of self consciousness is actually a bullet and spell proof forcefield that cannot be damaged at all by even the strongest attack. of self soncsiousnes

[emergencycatboy]

the sensory deprivation and atrophy of living in a corn field with no offline friends had led me to develop a tendency to get horny over almost or completely nothing, and its not even a problem because im so normal about it

[emergencycatboy]

rea;;lly naked and really horny. but heres a picture of a slab of alien meat

[emergencycatboy]

"i just spent 3 hours picking out my outfit for tomorrow!" and its a translucent window curtain and nothing else. youre on your own for imagining this because i dont have any curtainsd in my whole hours its just those wooden blinds

[emergencycatboy]

hi can you get naked and hug me really tight whenever youre not busy

[emergencycatboy]

sexual power = sexual potential energy * sexual kinetic energy

[emergencycatboy]

one of these days i will get so crazy in a games call that the hover get naked bit will work on me.again. but luckily the bit was not incurred at all tonight because i wouldve done it

[emergencycatboy]

team fortress 3

[emergencycatboy]

perverted mage on sideblog: using teleportation and fucking it up so that you teleport without your clothes is mainstream

[emergencycatboy]

car ac has been not working for some time now and it was storming today and if it was one degree warmer i wouldve driven home from work shirtless with my windows open but i didnt so its just a thought now like most things

[emergencycatboy]

im so freaking good at pretending to be normal

[emergencycatboy]

im supposed to learn how to patch these jeans or throw them out but i havent done those and its getting to be like hey whys there a big hole in your pants stop that. bonus overhead light influenced photo

[emergencycatboy]

i dont make scenario posts here i just break down everything into base elements so they can be described by basic mathematical axioms which is not really interesting to read but useful for those who want to influence me