Y i k e s!

Twenty • Trans • In love • 💉eventually

[kaijuno]

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy

[the-worm-man]

half of the time:

the other half:

[storybookprincess]

suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[throughablogdarkly]

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

[aechlys]

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

you shouldnt feel bad bc the crows arent swooping down and stealing it out of people’s hands, theyre finding lost money, stuff that’s been blown away or dropped. theyre not stealing it, theyre just finding stuff thats already been lost

[titties4harambe]

[inqilabi]

this is the next level

[inqilabi]

gets better. It’s actually designed for people who sit cross legged… not just for squatting lol. It’s called Soul Seat

[akitron]

this is my fidgety sitter dream

[pixie-unger]

My poor little ADHD soul is screaming out for one of these

[alienpapacy]

you’d think the world’s most powerful laser would be tenured

[roachpatrol]

in this economy?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

His smile 🥺❤

[mokklie]

Image description:

Facebook post by Robert Hartwell on 24 June 2020. Caption reads:

3 weeks ago I found this house online. I said “this is my house”. I called the seller and was told it was a cash only offer and that “I’m sure that takes you off the table”. Don’t you ever underestimate a hard working black man. I saw the house last week and when I walked in I knew I was home. The house was built in 1820 for the Russell family who owned the cotton mill in town. Slavery was still legal. When the agent asked me why I wanted such a large house I said it was “a generational move”. I know this house is bigger than me. I wish I could’ve told my ancestors when they were breaking their back in 1820 to build this house that 200 years later a free gay black man was going to own it and fill it with love and find a way to say their name even when 200 years later they still thought I would be “off the table”. We are building our own tables. I’ve never been prouder to be a black man. Come to my White House any time. I can’t wait to have you! Glory to God in the highest. I’m a homeowner.

Image: Robert, smiling, standing on the lawn in front of his new two-story house. The house is white with two chimneys and a red door.

[mrkanman]

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

[boopednose]

Depends if I’m home

[lavenderys]

the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send post

[lavenderys]

you can fit so many dogs on here. so many. and maybe even a wife

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gnumblr]

bootycheck

[ran-nee-chan]

That’s some fierce booty.

[yisusfishus]

booty game HELLA STRONG

[princelink]

[ohmeursault]

Cats (2019)

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[visual-me]

[hydro-homies]

[godtiermeme]

UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room

[writing-prompt-s]

Image prompt

[randomslasher]

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

[northern-borealis]

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

[seaslux]

*puts on gamer hat* actually zelda is the name of the princess…. the boy you play as is called zelda’s monster

[thursday]

[generationiii-blog]

i write sins not shopping receipts