Emilie Criss

Author of steamy, romantic suspense.

[alphalewolf]

Me socializing. 

[relahvant]

[poky]

that sentence was wild from start to finish

[emiliecriss]

This may be the best thing I've seen all day. 

[kittiezandtittiez]

[emiliecriss]

Isn't this the default of every normal human? It might be better to ask people to reblog something if they're [i]for[/i] hurting animals, so we know which folks to shun. 

[hoechlinteeth]

[emiliecriss]

Time's running out for the giveaway and the bargain price!

Dark Passions, a dark romance boxed set of ten stories, is still 99 cents, but won't be forever! You get almost 800 pages of steamy, erotic alpha males taking what they want. Paranormal, contemporary, fantasy and futuristic romance themes ensure there's something for everyone. The price will go up on this Top 100 Kindle romance collection, so grab yours before it does! It's a Top 200 Nookbook, too!

And there are only 4 days left to enter the Amazon gift card giveaway!

OMG HURRY AND ENTER, GO GO GO!

[redrosesredwine]

Someone at my school made these in response to my principal announcing a dress code that, as usual, only applied to girls, and I’m kind of proud

[slipthroughmyfingers]

kinda proud? this is awesome!

[emiliecriss]

This is brilliant. 

[observando]

Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.

Chetan Bhagat  (via weedbrain)

[hotmalemodel]

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[tl-hoechlin]

[emiliecriss]

Derek Hale wolfed Out Part 3/?

[georgemallory-deactivated201604]

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

[lightinth3-dark]

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

[photoshoppedreality]

I read this to my boyfriend and he’s been like this for the last five minutes…

[emiliecriss]

It’s shocking, I know. Ten darkly erotic stories for 99 cents! ;)  Get Dark Passions now! 

And enter for your chance to win up to a $100 gift card from Amazon.com. Drawing ends on May 20th.

[fatherstomychildren]

Hugh Jackman

[emiliecriss]

Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes. 

What was the question?

[xmenmovies]

Hugh Jackman and Peter Dinklage are hosting an exclusive Tumblr Chat on May 16! Submit your questions for an inside look at X-Men: Days of Future Past. www.XMenMovies.Tumblr.com.

[abbiejeankane]

[coolecstaticm-deactivated201607]

Do you ever miss a book character or someone famous? Like you don’t even know them but you just miss their everything.

[emiliecriss]

I miss Steve Irwin and Roger Ebert.

[pearlgasm-deactivated20151001]

can we please talk about tyler hoechlin’s imdb picture

[emiliecriss]

When my power of speech returns. 

[stunningpicture]

Father and son 11 years later

[lilpomseed-deactivated20140707]

👀 the dad though