Imagine Living Like A King Some Day

Felix Entrepreneur Houston Funny On Tuesday’s

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

Fingering a woman is an art form.

[officialunitedstates]

if I had my pick, ostriches

[mattandjones]

[coyotepack-official]

[op2]

[bigboss505]

When you know it’s time to fire the editor

[thatsthat24]

I wonder if they knew each other

[inferior]

[queentianas]

[naturalpalettes]

[hatin]

“I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.”

— The 1975 (via neckkiss)

[zodiacsociety]

scorpio, pisces, aries, gemini, sagittarius, leo

[pro-gay]

[sunshineysprinkles]

Congrats! This post is infused with happy vibes which means if you’re reading this right now, the goodness of your day just went up by 75% and you’ll smile at least 5 times today.

[babelady]

how to become a mother

1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Okay now what

[chris-t-human]

take good care of your son

[squided]

Aight so there’s a lot of people in the notes talking about how they also can grab pigeons and honestly? I’m fucking terrified of y'all.

[soggybiscut]

I guess you could say this is pretty coo

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[animusrox]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[ruinedchildhood]

[quietpetitegirl-deactivated2025]

#Tony’s goodbye message to Pepper #I’m not crying, you’re crying

[a-alassoom]

Sometimes you can’t explain what you see in a person. It’s just the way they take you to a place where no one else can.