✞ ghostly ✞

🔮Romantic Sociopath with an awesome dog🔮 Emma/22/Aquarius - let me know if you need a friend, because I am always looking for more- All the things that make me who I am are either spooky, nature-y, or cynical. Looking to give good karma and maybe receive some good karma in return. 💞

[swan2swan]

I check my pockets as I lock the door behind me.

“I got my keys. My wallet. My phone. My bags. Is that everything?”

I stop. I look up with horror.

[missladybirdhill]

Happy Halloween, y’all!

[groping-groupies]

Yes there were several. The one with the SpongeBob pants pulled down lol

Oooh you remember

[groping-groupies]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[squided]

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

[darlingjo]

why are you all against love

[whosnatalia]

Detail: Apollo and the Arts, 1897, by Paul Jean Gervais.

[rococopasteloworld]

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[catchymemes]

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[babyanimalgifs]

Oh my gosh, look at these baby animals

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[veryvelvetvodka-deactivated2020]

[alloverthegaf]

did someone say TITTY WHALE

[biscuit-thebloggingpastry]

Dammit not again

[alloverthegaf]

TITTYYYYYYY WHAAALLEEEEEE

[high-pot-in-noose]

Wh

What is happening

What the fuxk is that?

[alloverthegaf]

TIITTTYYYYYYY WHHHAAAAALLLEEEEEEEEE

[alloverthegaf]

[sandwich-time]

Idk what this post is… but I guess titty whale 🤷🏻‍♂️

[alloverthegaf]

TITTY

WHALE

[tainbocuailnge]

“aphrodite’s fat ass” is a common genre of classical greek and roman art

[ruinpowder]

[kaijuno]

Well I fucking am now aren’t I