emily

im a headache girly pass the ibuprofen

[emily-eats-bricks]

oh gosh oh golly i sure am excited to eat this sourdough bread

[emily-eats-bricks]

hi emily😏😏😏

how about you shut your mouth SILVER

[emily-eats-bricks]

nothing more annoying than when a person i actually enjoy speaking to texts me back too fast and i wasn't mentally prepared to interpret a response that quickly

[gh05tb0y]

Stu: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Billy: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Stu: Seize the dick.

[emily-eats-bricks]

i'm going to put these three phrases on a live laugh love sign and hang it up in my house

[emily-eats-bricks]

my cat doesn't cat right sometimes

[emily-eats-bricks]

exhibit B

[emily-eats-bricks]

my cat doesn't cat right sometimes

[emily-eats-bricks]

why are there boobs on my wholesome tumblr feed (with occasional memes)

[emily-eats-bricks]

nothing more spooky scary than telling someone who works at a restaurant that they got your order wrong. personally i would rather just eat it and leave a 5 star review.

[emily-eats-bricks]

lamp oil?

[emily-eats-bricks]

*detruths your hips*

[mariahcareybutgay]

overwhelmed to the point of screaming to the top of my lungs clawing at my skin n hitting myself uncontrollably

[emily-eats-bricks]

have you tried eating mass amounts of cookie dough

[emily-eats-bricks]

on a scale of 1-10 what

[cannibalchicken]