cool

I wish I was lizzie mcguire

[emily-temple]

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

[intensional]

Fergie taught me how to spell glamris

[tom-fuckery]

are you sure

[momentary-lapse-of-reality]

emily-temple

[4am-phonecalls]

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

[lagoonhag]

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

[brow-deactivated20200621]

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

This is a Minion hate blog

[theanimalmemes]

[virtualmeanie-deactivated202005]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

[dragondicks]

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

[morte]

if anyone ever wants to propose to me, this is the only way to do it

[smackdatbooty-blog]

emily-temple pls tell future men

[emily-temple]

smackdatbooty when abbot leaves I'll propose to you like this

[aimematch-archive-deactivated20]

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

[creetch]

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

OH YEAH

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

at the club

*orders chocolate milk* you know what, add an extra shot of chocolate! it’s ladies night out and i wanna live a little!!

[screenshotfunny]

[cupcakesarehotmuffins]

[emily-temple]

this-name-is-filler atemynachos smackdatbooty Dat me

[anno-zero]

[swooshmamii-deactivated20150211]

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

[fake-mermaid]

What is the drinking age for Australia?

7 and a half