Jess is Jesus

my hobbies include eating and complaining I'm getting fat

[gifcraft]

[girlscaps]

[trapcard]

child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

[cattink]

every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.

[liampayneisafuckboy]

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

[rexuality]

[lolzmemz]

this better work or i’m suing all of you

[joshxdonna]

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

[tylenold]

people who snap fingers at waiters are the people u need to throw into an active volcano

[nasturbate]

[longscarydream]

this is from spy kids

[mo-boyy]

I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn’t realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like “keep it” 

[lanas-lolita]

[smackdatbooty-blog]

Lana Del Rey in her hotel, 2012

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[howdoiputthisgently]

WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

[stephenstrvnge]

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

[princessterran-deactivated20150]

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

[princessterran-deactivated20150]

no words can explain how wrong i was.

[mintclub]

[lunatjca-deactivated20220108]

✖ similar here ✖

[asking-the-death]

[babe-land-deactivated20260115]

[famousbitchclub]

follow me if u want to be a tumblr famous xx

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

reasons i want to look GOOD 

for myself

for myself

to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts

for myself