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pietrodart but multifandom • in brightest day! • he/she/it

[gubki]

Forever Doomed Lovers

[catfoodnglue]

it's a comfort thing

[dillthing]

i just think they are neat.... so neat i could eXPLODE!!!

[glorifiedturkey]

comic dump from twitter because that website is killing itself

[umemmayes]

hot take but we should be blorbo-fying frank reynolds more

[umemmayes]

my babyyyyyyyy……

[timeburger]

halollie coke

[timeburger]

halollie coke

[juxieboxie]

hi juxieboxie i haven't heard of clarkollie before but im deeply curious and a huge ollie fan so i would like to ask you to share your thoughts, ideas, etc for this ship . also im here to propose you queenblood (jason blood + ollie) and catarrow (thomas blake + ollie)

clollie reading list, LOCG <- mandatory linking to prove I know Ball..

HI THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME THIS!! I'm incredibly abnormal about them, and I'm kinda struggling to answer this ask just because I have so many thoughts LOL.

I got into clollie around a year ago when I was super duper offline and ended up rereading Green Arrow (2001) and kinda fell in love with their dynamic at least on a surface level. Literally the only reason I'm posting now is because I genuinely need people to get more into them and their dynamic #Immediately. I think what made me really curious abt them is how badly Clark kinda wants to be friends with Ollie/get Ollie to like him and how seemingly oblivious Clark seems to Oliver's resentment of him LFMAO. Like, yeah, I get this is played off for jokes and is oversimplifying but it was my initial impression and, from reading, this aspect of their dynamic is pretty consistent. Clark annoys Oliver, Oliver is constantly snapping at him/brushing him off/calling him a facist/so onn LMFAO.. but never genuinely getting to a point of hatred and even noting a couple of times how frustrating it is that Clark is so so hard to hate. I think my fav instance of this is Clark kinda badgering Ollie about making a really important shot (World's Finest issue 250 1941) and how quickly Oliver gets heated with him for just not knowing when to shut up. I like, on the other hand, that Clark almost admires (? I feel like that isn't the right word) Ollie, and genuinely gets excited to see and hear from him even outside GA 2001 (No, Grell's and Dixon's respective runs on him, along with their Clark characterization, doesn't exist to me. It's made up. There is no war in Ba Sing Se. Clark has never called Oliver Pathetic or Embarassing What Are You Talking About HaHa. <- also. editing this back I want to say I've reworked this in my brain and I need someone to remind me to talk about that..) It's nice to see that, esp in a lot of pre-crisis comics, Clark really loves/appreciates him even if you interpret it as platonic, and despite the fact that Oliver is really mean to him LOL. I love their weird dynamic so much it's so funny and endearing.

Outside of canon interactions (and despite like literally making my entire internet persona centered around ClarkOllie) I kinda have a hard time explaining my thoughts/ideas abt them outside of canon LOL. You'd have to kill Lois Lane AND Lori Lemaris AND Lana Lang before I put Clark into a relationship with another character in canon... #BUT I do try and work my way around a lot of it and I guess like.. play with them like Ken Dolls. I do enjoy a "last men standing" kind of relationship for them, I am working on a fic where Clark aging so slowly in combination with Oliver being revived at a much younger age than a lot of the other leaguers left them as kinda the last remaining heroes of their generation who respond wildly differently to that circumstance. I enjoy playing around with them pre crisis, I'm a big sucker for mistaken identity semantics, Clark hating Ollie but liking GA and (obviously) vice versa. Fawkk I have so many other ideas but they're lost to me RN.

ALSO. I've never considered queenblood but catarrow is some rarepair heat hello.

[jebbzfixations]

Been wanting to make a set of these for the gang for awhile now, def more to come <3

[agntofasgrd]

Some it’s always sunny in fillydelphia designs!

[lesbiancharliepace]

this is how i feel about them 💜

[dennisboobs]

closer // dennis

high quality + extended on youtube:

the decision for this edit to have a vhs effect on it was specifically to pay homage to the stylized original music video for closer while keeping true to sunny's grungy low-fidelity beginnings. even though the show starts in the aughts (and was never released on VHS), dennis himself can't move beyond the 90s, beyond the sex tapes he makes; in many ways his own utilization of sex is itself a worn out vhs tape, with dennis defaulting back to replaying it over and over, using it to get away from himself by reenacting it, sharing it with inflicting it on women. the degradation of the tape and the loop of the (more or less identical) sex scenes was meant to evoke just that. this is the one thing that he believes works. getting back at women who have wronged him by preying on women who have not and can not. and this specific approach to sex is a form of self harm for him that is slowly but surely losing its potency and has begun to leave him feeling not just unsatisfied but also profoundly empty.

[drekapila]

thought this meme fit them

[dragon-orp-z]

redraw of saiyans dont joke by engineerd and stardust_steel

[redstrangers]

and they’ll still wake up and get on each other’s nerves afterwards so

[ilikecraisin]

I feel like the difference between halbarry and halollie. Is that you can take the gayness out of Halbarry and their dynamic still makes sense, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND if you try to view Ollie and Hal as just normal friends not a single one of their actions with each other make sense. Like can someone tell Hal Jordan it’s odd to bring back your friend from the dead just because you feel the world is wrong without him. Can someone tell Ollie that it’s weird the last thing you want to remember is a roadtrip that happened 10 years ago with some random guy you became friends with and not LITTERALLY everything else that has happened in your life. And like they don’t even like each other that much sometimes they are just super weird about each other.

[androgynealienfemme]

Me at work having normal thoughts: isn’t it funny that Charlie and Frank have just as much of a weird homoerotic relationship as Mac and Dennis but charfrank is an extreme rare pair and we can probably say that’s cause frank is old fat and ugly and people are weird about shipping pairings where attraction to the characters is like not a big thing