Hashbrown: no filter.

I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.

[dutchster]

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

[emilydawnyo]

“They said the thing!’ 

[anus]

[emilydawnyo]

My spirit animals? 

[silversora-deactivated20190324]

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[gifsboom]

[emilydawnyo]

not sure

[pettypanda-deactivated20150504]

[cr1mson5thestranger]

I remember doing eXACTLY THIS WHEN I SAW THIS EPISODE

[championsaremade]

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

[orfs]

[thebluths]

I don't care much for Gob.

[basicallyalwaystired]

help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs

[officialunitedstates]

i hate pacman.  stop eating all the dots.  leave some dots for the rest of us you stupid piece of circle

[sashayed]

And in time it came to pass that Leonardo DiCaprio, who was already a millionaire, won his meaningless bobblehead for playing pretend in some snow. And the LORD spake then unto the people, saying: “Lo, I have granted thy prayers: be content therefore, and obey the LORD thy God, and make no more memes.” But the people were foolish and sinful, having made idols of the Meme, and heeded not the voice of the LORD: and the new memes were plentiful and did multiply. And the LORD spake unto them again, saying “Please, stop: this hath not been funny since like 2013, if then.” But the people ignored him, for they were on their phones, tweeting #FINALLY LOL . And the LORD regretted then that he had made man: and wise men likewise regretted that they had been made.

[xlec]

I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.

[melbrooks]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

IM FUCKING SCREECHING

[sailormixt-deactivated20170326]

what the fuck is this

[starkiller--bae]

this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore

[sapphicstarsandseas]

This is my favorite Bad Lip Reading ever.

[1-purple-lightsaber]

I want to buy this song

[captainmarvel]

Thanks. It has pockets!

- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

[black-eye-friday]

[emilydawnyo]

I have no clue what this is from but the pun is too good to not reblog. 

[zackisontumblr]

i wish animated lizzie mcguire would show up and act out what’s going on in my life