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Stay true to D&D’s Tolkien roots by having all the player characters be defenseless nobodies who have never fought in their life before, and have to be protected by a group of NPCs until they ditch them and have to run away from most problems they encounter.
Incorporate save points into your tabletop RPG. They show up completely randomly. Your players will obsess over them, but they won’t actually be relevant unless there’s a TPK so….
Since cassettes have an A and B side, it makes sense that CDs were the next thing to come along.
Play with expectations by having the Great Wyrm Red Dragon begin the fight by climbing under a rock and crying until the players leave it alone.
A Cutthroat Kitchen-style RPG, where the players are competing to achieve a goal and they can use a set amount of gold to bid on sabotages. Congratulations, for 2500 gold, you can replace your opponent’s warhammer with a Whack-A-Mole mallet.
Life hack- on most dice, only the 9 and 6 have markers showing what way up they are. As such, technically there’s nothing saying the 8 you rolled wasn’t actually an infinity that fell on its side.
American Shorthair Knight
Abyssinian Bard
Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman
Persian Scholar
Bombay Assassin
Sphynx Fighter
Scottish Fold Warrior
Bengal Archer
Turkish Angora Healer
Maine Coon Berserker
Siamese Magician
Russian Blue Thief
Kyoung Hwan Kim - Army of Wool
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Literally the greatest post ever.
Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.
Bad rpg idea- these are not the characters you play in your campaign.
The party of halflings have moved into a giant’s castle, and now must prepare for the months-long epic journey to the kitchen to make a sandwich
Hunter the Vigil, First Session
Me (gm): Hey! This dragon has information on your missing friends, you should track it down and find out what it knows. My Party: Goes to the hardware store and gets some spare lightbulbs and a mop, because their in-character flat is a bit messy and dark. Spends half an hour doing that before going off and shooting the dragon in the face without asking it any questions before remembering they need information. Proceed to shoot it more.
I bought the lightbulbs!
Highlights include:
“Roll to get a discount on lightbulbs”
“There is no Dragon in barnitts”
“Six!” “Thats a failure you don’t get any goddamn mops!”
“Oh boy that sure is a warehouse” “we just need to wait till the full moon when it turns into a person and we can shoot it”
“Its a dragon!” “No it’s a warehouse” (calvin ooc): “we’re in hell”
“Let me just remember how weapons work”
“Its gonna possess me and eat my soul”
“This is everyone’s fault except mine. Oh wait no Tiffany did nothing wrong either”
“When Buffy shoots things they die!”
“Roll to berate Calvin”
“I’m gonna say wits plus resolve for reasons that do make sense”
“Do I have time in my turn to chuck a knife at it?”
(Staring at fallen angel corpse) “Hey John didn’t you buy rope?” “Now is not the time Buddy come back to my place later”
“Can I show her my eyes? [Meaning fairy eyes]” “yes you stare longingly into each other’s eyes while soft music plays”
“Where do we want to put the fallen angel robot corpse?” “My flat because I’m not particularly attached to it and all the lightbulbs are broken”
A brick is just a domesticated rock.
Bones healing stronger after they break is like when your mom does a double knot when trying your shoes. Your body is like “there. Because you’re a clumsy fuck.”
A woman with a forked tongue, and who is wearing a head-scarf, challenges the PCs to a staring contest with her pet cockatrice.
Doctor Strange’s new Infinity War outfit looks fantastic
He Knows He Is In Trouble
Peter: I want a coffee as black as my soul
Tony: He’ll have a cup of milk
Thanos: hand over the stone.
Thanos: what are you doing?
Loki: Dance off, me and you.
im not sorry.
If you’re not supposed to do something while pregnant (smoke, drink, caffeine, sit or stand for extended period of time, eat raw meats) then it probably isn’t very healthy for you even when you’re not pregnant.
