Ahhhhh please dooo a rant on giving the people what they want!! 😁🥰🥰🥰
· oh no i just know im gonna get so emo
· i know this video has been a legend since the day it came out and has been discussed to oblivion so like always ill do my best to bring up different/less saturated ideas. hopefully. lol.
· holy shit they are sitting so close. and the first time i heard dan say "dan and phil in 2018, what's that about am i right??" i felt my soul left my body, it's like he knew (probably did know) how the 2018 era was affecting us already (and ii hadn't even started) AND DAN MIGHT HAVE BEEN PLANNING TO COME OUT AT THAT POINT?????? it's just a lot man. omg and on that note phil is wearing the bright future t shirt. foreshadowing.
· WAIT there's a summary in the description sdjvnsdvjnsj i never noticed that like imagine if we actually looked there before watching the video for the first time lol. pinof is the first thing there. dam. i remember having that heart attack. i really didnt think they would but they did. I DIDNT THINK THEYD ACTUALLY DISCUSS THE TACKLE. BUT THEY DID. sorry im getting ahead of myself i didnt think id be reliving watching this for the first time lol
· i just saw this comment and im sobbing:
· here have these screenshots:
· it's interesting hearing them talk about their experience with internet personas, like there's always been and always will be shifts in their internet presence. and after having the stereo era, listening back to other eras is fascinating
· i dont think i can screenshot every time they shoulder bump but here's one of the times
· omg remember "phil's room??" we've come so far man
· their origin story :((( we really were like pls watch your origin story in front of us. phil looks so amused when dan says it was a mistake ksjndvsjdnvds awwww what a liar. lying makes you go to hell dan.
· dan, i know this video was all about fan service but literally no one wanted a dont cry craft reference
· i still have an out of body experience whenever either of them acknowledge the people asking them to their faces to !#$% each other. ALSO WHY THE FUCK WAS PHIL SMILING WHILE DAN WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. HE LOOKED SO AMUSED. I KNOW PEOPLE CAN SMILE THROUGH THE AWKWARDNESS BUT IDK HOW DEAD INSIDE PHIL'S EYES WERE whatever we're not gonna think about it i already hate everything
· dan calling phil's hair thicc lol now he just calls his ass thicc we love post coming out character development
· wait a fucking second. was dan the first person to call pinof furry propaganda looooooool i canNOT (correct me if im wrong but if im right. dam. more proof that dan just is the phandom)
· they didnt react to it. but. im still shocked they kept in that bit where phil leaned into dan's chest. much ow. very cry.
· i love how every once in a while they make jokes about their videos/liveshows being educational, i love my nerd dads
· "you had GUESTS 'round. what kind of impression were you trying to make? slob." first off, reminds me of how important manners are to dan especially around s.o.'s parents. second, dan you attached yourself to that slob and decided he was your soulmate, i think that says a lot more about you lol
· "we still got that in our kitchen" from phil's bedroom to tHeIr kitchen huh. gonna go cry now.
· i absolutely hate them. i hate dan saying "the iconic quote" while placing his hand over his heart. i hate him. i hate him being a bit genuine. i hate it so much. how dare he be sentimental. no. AND. i hate phil saying "the tackle" so casually. the tackle^TM. you know what i mean?? it's horrendous. the audacity. same vibes as phil pronouncing "dnp" for the first time. that's phannie vocabulary. take it back right now.
· "look at the impact!!" and phil laughing at it. ughhh im gonna die. dan trying to get phil to explain and phil panicking "well, you weren't expecting it" this entire video feels like im invading privacy i need them to stop yes it's been three years i dont care. im already exhausted.
· dan saying it still holds up :((((
· did dan realize how "you havent seen the things ive seen" sounded or was he like fuck it.
· lol at dan pretending to be confused as to why people like the clothing swap as if they didnt invent dressing up as each other and love wearing each other's wardrobes since the beginning also remember dan saying he needed to get phil to wear his crop top merch
· when they're holding their piles of clothes and introducing the swapping clothes section of the video, they keep looking at each other and giving each other fond looks its really disgusting jail for one thousand years
· phil making a joke about dan's black attire in the middle of dan saying he couldnt wait for phil to try the outfits skdjnsjdkndcs
· waitwaitwaitwait if phil is the sun and his light is as everlasting as the sun,,,,,,,then of course dan would wear the color that absorbs all sunlight 👀👀👀😭😭😭😭😭😭
· outfit number one with dan's huge smile and phil's giggle and dan's lil "hi there"
· please. pleasepleaseplease dan loves phil in black and white and phil loves dan in color. and dan making the snow white comparisons on the spot was obviously a compliment phil yall cant trick us
· "my glasses actually suit you" shut up SHUT UP sHuT tHe FrOnT dOoR
· whenever theyre like "we've learned a lot about you" im like. what?? what did you learn?? share with the class?? i know they are alwasy surprised when there's something new and i love that for them it makes me wanna cry but like. most of the time i dont know. what was the new thing, share with the class pls
· i love how desperately phil hates the black hoodie outfit and i cant handle dan hitting on phil's legs can he please stop it scares me how natural it is and i love how phil just finds it funny I MEAN I HATE IT I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
· "i feel like we look better in each other's clothes!!" i want to strangle past me for experiencing the 2018
· im obsessed with this moment. dan just leans his head towards phil's hand to get into view. i just love it a lot im SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY but ive said this before and ill say it a thousand times, they dont care. they will gesticulate how they want to, even if it means the other person is an obstacle ESPECIALLY if the other person is an "obstacle"
· one of my favorite things about dan is his need to give a moral to every video im love he
· oh dear oh dear oh dear. can i do this. i dont know if i can. got to the part about the wheel and idk folks. "or if anything we loved is still there" even just that is just. a lot. im sorry for being demon but like. whats the point in spending a day being sentimental and reminiscing about the place you fell in love with your ex. why. what is the point jeffery. WHAT IS IT. okay im so sorry im going back to hell where i belong now
· would love to know what metaphor dan was thinking of. would love to know. i cant think about this shit anymore.
· the starbucks. ahhhhhh holy shit. i cant thoughhhhhh it's too muchhhhhhhh. after going down the rabbit hole of old social media posts a few months ago that broke me. starbucks is their thing man. also with dan saying sometimes he wishes he could snog someone in a cafe or something lol it's just so loudddddd. one of my favorite tweets of all time is phil saying he just wants to go on an adventure with someone......or to starbucks with dan :((((( the fact that dan was like everything's okay, and i know he's like joking at least partially but still you didnt have to do it to 'em (im 'em)
· phil saying he misses the old apartment :((((
· "we need to go frolic, phil" SHUT UP DONT LOOK AT ME DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEEE AND PHIL RUNNING WITH HIS ARMS OUT AND DAN LAUGHING WITH HIM SHUT UP DONT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK why would dan say frolic in middle of taking a trip down memory lane ahhhhhh
· dan saying they'll probably never come back??? lying make you-
· in his own little world :((((( dont risk it :(((((( some things will never change :((((((( aka the most married thing ever
· cant believe we go from that (being emotionally beat up) to yoga challenge. im proud of us for surviving (also because i joined the phandom 2016, the recreating ditl has only meant more to me every time i watch it and absorb even MORE dnp lore somehow so. this was nice. ill never be the same)
· "that people do together" *stares creepily at weird hands oops*
· lol dan asking phil if he's good and phil saying no but they both keep going
· i love how dan says "look at those two ladies having fun" right before they're about to do the pose and then we forget because dan says top or bottom
· "okay. you ready?" "yeah. go." why am i crying
· did they pick all those poses?? im pretty sure they picked all of those poses. why? why though? good for them. but why.
· phil saying hello hello to the dog hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
· dnp would be such great dog dads it's actually breaking my heart and i dont know what to do
· "you swear TO ME randomly" okay daniel flexing howell
· dan's crinkly smiles when phil swears also phil's f bomb still doesnt sound real it doesnt make sense to me brain
· baby boi
· dan was like hopefully we'll create memories that we'll all treasure forever and phil said hopefully we'll feel like they've please us and you know what mission fucking accomplished
· literally what was 2018 what was that year what even happened they really did give the people what they wanted, but im so glad now they're giving themselves what they want and need :(((((
okay but what are your favourite fond phil moments
in no particular order:
-whenever dan is an edge-lord or gets super emo, i swear phil thinks it’s the cutest thing ever and he’ll just giggle and it absolutely kills me. like in cards against humanity when phil chose the “questioning your entire existence” card and then said “that’s such a dan one” in the softest voice and then laughed when dan continued the joke
-and the concrete bird!!! and the dragon from the anime!! phil was like omg dan fully CRIED idk maybe phil likes dan in pain he’s just laughing (idk phil might just think dan’s sweet and it’s a funny contrast to his cynical sarcastic side)
-in stereo shows when dan kept throwing phil off especially in the first few and phil kept saying things like stop distracting me while laughing (phil sounded SO much more relaxed and full of joy and mischief compared to every other phil and phriends it was so adorable)
-DAN ALSO KEPT THROWING PHIL OFF DURING HIS QUIZ LIVESTREAM. POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST FOND MOMENTS OF ALL TIME. DAN LITERALLY SURPRISED PHIL BY PARTICIPATING AND AS SOON AS PHIL SAW DAN HIS ENTIRE FACE LIT UP HE WAS FUKCING BEAMING AND HE LOOKED SO HAPPY DURING THAT LIVESTREAM IM IN TEARS I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT NEVER NEVER NEVER DID YOU SEE PHIL'S FACE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they like each other so much huh they just get so excited i hate gay people
-every time phil rolled his eyes in the pong and the anime bucket of doom videos
-when they talked about the staring contest in the final dan vs phil and phil's BEAMING cause he knows he’s attractive just look at this clip phil looks so overwhelmed with joy how is he coping
-are you crying (from the mukbang video)
-i have to be honest with you otherwise we’re not getting anywhere (from the haircut video)
-ummmmm this i’m not even gonna try to add thoughts to that i’ll sob instead, if i was ranking these, this would be high up
-when they played that one impossible game with the man with the pot torso and pick ax and dan literally THREW a tantrum and phil was like aww my toddler roommate is hiding under the desk he’s so silly
-the fricking “oh nice dan” when he thought dan typed the sentence fast, like he seemed so sincerely impressed and appreciative like you’ve known each other for 12 years why are yall like this
-new phone who dis and literally every time phil giggled at something dan said during the stereo shows probably took one fourth of every stereo, the only thing they did was try to make each other laugh the whole time it was disgusting
-phil’s probably the only one who laughs at dan screaming (LOL yOu ArE sCaRiEr ThAn ShReK also phil was just very fond during that video in general)
-dan: we have a meme request
phil: oh sounds like one for dan *looks proud of himself* (i realize that this is phil being fond of himself AND dan so like best of both worlds lol)
- phil DYING at something dan said, even saying his face hurt:
-wtf is this:
-yall. this whole bit. dan freaks out (obviously), and phil tries to calm him down by grabbing his shoulder.
“no don’t eat your phone. actually it’s water proof so maybe go ahead”
“we could delete the app would that make you feel better”
he’s just. so amused. and fascinated. and he’s so soft. just the way he’s looking at dan. shut up. AND when dan is quietly talking about stabbing HELLO.
-omg i forgot that phil says "you are scarier than freakin shrek" after dan tried to grab his hand, rewatch that moment again cause phil's expressions are great he's smiling so big the whole time it hurts look at him when he asks dan to explain
and that's all i got so far, tell me your favorite moments, tell me the ones i forgot
Queer is such a good word, I love it so much. I love being queer, I love being around other queer people, I love queerness in general it's all wonderful.
hmm thoughts on what Dan’s reaction was to Phils quiff
anonnnnnnnnnnn dont even GET ME STARTED
idk how to articulate. anon you are attacking me rn, thinking about it is too much
like. he was SO LOUD and like. AHHHHHHHH. like they are each other's biggest supporters and cheerleaders
like the fact that dan kept saying that phil's quiff was a huge deal, and like. BECAUSE IT WAS. he knew first hand how badly phil wanted to change his hair and how emotionally difficult is was for him. LIKE HE KNEW so he took every opportunity to be loud about it like it's so sweet
phil made a whole ass video about finally changing his hair lol
"king of shiny foreheads" dan i need you to calm the fuck down ahhhhh
like they dedicated a small part of ii to talking about phil's hair sjnvskdjnvd it's so funny but it also makes me break
dan really is phil trash nnumber one, he went full into simping over phil's hair, no shame attached at all
the fucking director's commentary "when i dream of you, you have a quiff" DAN SAID THAT AND LEFT IT IN. DAN SAID IT AND THEY SOLD A DVD WITH DAN SYAING THAT. and phil was even trying to joke about it like "how often do you dream of me lol" and that didnt even phase dan he just kept going "yeah but when i do, you have a quiff" and he said it in THAT voice like hhhhhhhhhhhhh
im homophobic yall im homophobic, dnp scare, im scared of them
wtf dan why would you do this to me (he did it for phil that's why)
i feel like even their first gaming video with phil's quiff, they were acting differently, idk i could just be projecting
on also dan's tweet where he was like oh i get jump scared by the forehead now bc im not used to it is so funny to me cause it's clear phil had a quiff casually for years (like in the festive ditl when phil woke up with a quiff and kept it until they went outside also from the 2016 pinof i think they push their hair up a lot causally anyways to feel comfy)
dan just wants phil to feel appreciated and good about himself and loved RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD
maybe dan’s rehearsing for his tour. wasn’t there a theory before that ganp was a reworking of dan’s stage show idea? and people brought up that the piss post looks like it could be at a rehearsal space. maybe he’s reusing the props from the youtube filming for his tour set and phil’s there too.
Obsessed with the idea that Phil’s role in a stage show is to show up and look pretty while he sits on a lounge chair
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