So How Should I Presume?

Emily. 28. Lifter, writer, survivor. This blog is an amalgam of various likes & interests. Just trying to figure out how to get by. 🌻Join me.�

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

excuse me

[chubby-aphrodite]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[daftzilla]

Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour

[grimeclown]

[striveattemptfail]

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

[sarahconnorjr]

[cloverhighfive]

[scarf-it-box]

In case you’re uninitiated:

These are the current female volleyball uniforms

The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games

When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.

[ssjdebusk]

“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”

*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[3y3]

Temple of Medusa, Dan Zollinger

[throwbackblr]

[h0useofw0lves]

i need to recreate this truck i saw with my eyes while driving on the highway today gimme a sec

[h0useofw0lves]

it was like this

[potholefullofsoup]

found a pic on reddit. 10/10 for accuracy

[dat-soldier]

anyone else

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tench]

[retrogamingblog2]

Exploded Console Posters made by Angerinet  

[t-800]

for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall

[louisegluckpdf]

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

[louisegluckpdf]

in case you didnt fucking know

[deathlonging]

[ID: How To Be A Dog

If you want to be a dog, first you must learn to wait. You must wait all day until somebody returns, and if somebody returns late, you must learn to wait until then. Then you must learn to speak in one of the voices available to you, high and light or mellow thick and low or middle-range and terse. Whichever voice you learn to speak, you will meet somebody who does not like you because of it, they will be wary or annoyed or you will remind them of something or someone else. Once you have learned to speak you must learn not to speak unless you absolutely must, or to speak as much as you feel you must regardless of how many times you are told to stop, or sit, or placed behind a door-this will depend on what kind of a dog you want to be. And indeed there are many kinds. It may not feel as though you get to choose, and that too is a kind of dog. Next you must learn to relinquish all control over everything you might wish to control. You must learn to prefer to be led about by the neck on a piece of string, or staked to a neglected lawn by a length of chain. You must learn, once you have sampled the freedom of a life without a chain, that it is better to return and be chained again. Or you may learn that it is not— a fugitive is also a kind of dog. Of course you must learn to love, to love always and love entirely and to be wounded by nothing so much as the violence of your own love. You must learn to be confused but never disappointed by a deficiency of love. You must give up your children and not know why. You must lose yourself wholly in activity; you must never feel an itch that you do not scratch. You must learn how to wait at the foot of the bed and hope, silently, that somebody is drunk enough or lonely enough to invite you up, and you must learn not to show your excitement too much or overplay your hand. If you want to be a dog, you must learn to believe that you are not in fact a dog at all.

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[spookattz]

[eternal-fractal]

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

[sonypraystation]

when you tell his spoiled ass no

[washimbembe]

Blobboreon

[weepycat]

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

[weepycat]

it’s goop!

[weepycat]

GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

[weepycat]

nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards