Realm DND: Season Zero Episode 4
Sorry I'm late y'all but I just caught up with this episode and WOW did so much go down.
George giving the recap at the beginning and giving us this line:
“Two fiendish people with an invisible portal to some kind of unrecognizable hellish plane”
Well, that’s definitely one way to put it hahaha
We on the highhhhhway to hell!!
Cairn cast MOONBEAM on the red soul
MOONBEAM ICE CREAM (I'm so sorry)
OHHHH YESSSS we get to see the shapeshifted thing un-shape shift yesss
In Rupaul voice: “REVEAL YOURSELF”
OMG ITS CHEST IS OPENING???
Aw lol Veyl and Shira rolling low on perception to try and look in at the soul but they got blinded- cue that one iCarly meme😂
OOOH Jethro and Cairn having to make wisdom saving throws though since they rolled high on perception
LMAOOOO and then Joey rolling a ZERO and Nick with a 27
THE CONTRAST 😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAAAA
LMAO George: “sometimes what I like to do, when we have especially large consequential failures” 😂😂
Ahhh not the percentage die coming into play now
OKAY WOOOOO George rolled below the bad threshold
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE BAD PLACE TODAY
38 percent, yess, Jethro lives!! But he is temporarily stunned
OHHHH there’s infinite red souls INSIDE the one red soul?? Damn
OHHHH THE SOULS GO FROM RED TO PURPLE TO BLUE
I WAS GONNA SAY, DO THEY MAKE PURPLE AT SOME POINT????
Cause what do red and blue make? Say it with me class, PURPLE
OOOOHHHH “this thing is like, bigger than what’s ahead of you” “it’s big- but like not in a dimensions way, but more like big in a deep inward way”
I LOVE deep inward meanings
HHHHH omg it’s multiple things- MILLIONS of things, crammed into one thing
Hello??? So like did we meet our eldritch being or something??
Oh no, not red gaseous material
Ohhh no I don’t like this (Chrissy wake up)
The chamber is filled with a red mist now, yikes
LMAOOO all of the party having to roll a constitution saving throw and everyone BUT Cairn getting a 10 or BELOW
AHAHAAHAAA I love them but my guys
My silly little guys are doomed
OMG 26 points of acid damage
Okay yesss Veyl snapping into action, get the guy and run out of this CAVE
YESSS Shira grabbing the ram head device thing
OHHHH Cairn is STILL a bear
OH we’re getting ram head lore
I wonder what the significance ISSSSS
OOOOH Jethro having a vision
Him seeing the citadel and hearing Arden’s voice “the truth is within” ????
YESSS Jethro regaining consciousness and helping Cairn by casting Mage Hand to try and get them through the tunnel faster
OKAY YESSSS entire party rolling all good numbers on their acrobatics check
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE TUNNEL
Ooooh there’s little sigils in the mist
OOOH YES Veyl and Aurion combo move
Two kings maximizing their joint slay, I love it
YESSS James rolling a nat 20
YESSS haha Chehlsee being on Aurion’s back while Aurion shoots the cannon
“Chehlsee, cover your ears- cover your Chehlsee”
“And then as that happens, I remember the sound of that young bat we brutally murdered” 🤣🤣
Oh man, all of them rolling yet ANOTHER acrobatic check haha
George is not making escaping out of caves easy lol
Aww noooo the gas is starting to come back again
UGH NOOOOO not another Cloaker
All my homies hate Cloakers
YESSSS Chehlsee wild shaping into a bear to get the guy that Veyl drops so he can save cairn from falling behind
YESSSS EVERYONE PASSED THE FINAL ACROBATICS CHECK
The bridge collapsing behind them as they just make it back through
They legit JUST made it back to the main tunnels beneath Realm
BEAR-LY (I'm sorry again)
Yesss Aurion just using Force Ballista in the tunnels to seal off the weird abyss
Awww yikes noooo some more of the dead soul searchers got snatched by predators
OOOH lore, Soul Searchers all have badges
They be like official and shit, lol okay
Ohhh okay description time- so the suspicious guy they fought earlier with the weird lady and the portal and the red soul- the guy apparently is like 200 pounds, but he has horns, black hair and red skin
OOOOH yesss a pauldron mention
We love an armor description using the technical terms and fancy shit (I love being nerd also knowing what pauldron means)
Good to see you again diva
WE GETTING THE DAY LORE!!
God I love this cast haha
So the current day is the 18th of Eighthgust, 2999
We in the FUTURE for real
“2999 is the year of our Realm” lol
OKAY thank god, they’re all above ground now
Feels like we were in that fucking cave for ages man
LOL the party debating on how to wake up the guy and Lauren being like “now wait- my flute- we know it can put people to sleep- can it wake someone up?” haha
“Can I do one toot in the flute?” HAHHAAAA “one loud toot in the flute!”
“Wait is it a BLACK BEAR doing a toot flute?” AHAHAHAHAA
This whole bit had me dead
Also the “payper and peyncil?” LMAO🤣🤣
Ah okay, so I was kinda right about Shira being somewhat connected to all the ram stuff somehow
Shira saying “you could say that we might take from the same God essentially” hmmm
Can’t wait to see that be elaborated on later
So it’s a religion aspect slightly connecting them
Ahh wow okay so she's feeling this power from Rahm specifically
The god in question is Rahm if I’m also understanding and following correctly?
THE POWER OF RAHM COMPELS YOU??
OH MY GOD the party spitballing on how to get info out of the guy??
Brilliant above-game dialogues were had
We be having brilliant scheming strategies and conversations!!
Like, Joey suggesting “what if I disguise myself as the purple lady again to get him to talk?” Jon asking “what if we tell him we can send him home if he gives us some information?” Lauren wondering if Chehlsee can use Comprehend Languages??
Okay YESS they got the guy to write stuff on paper- and Comprehend Languages works
HHHH “are you loyal to the silver citadel state?” WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNN
So was he a member of the citadel then???
HHHHHH “Is your name Jethro?”
“Arden sends his regards”
The Infernal Uprising- hmm, I wonder if this will be referenced at all in future episodes or how relevant this may become later on in the grand scheme of things
AHHHHH them asking the guy more info and the guy being like, okay so they’re stealing time from us then, if you only know about the uprising from what the citadel’s told you
And then George cutting the episode off just as the guy is gonna write them a whole ass essay!
AHHHH George you always cut us off right at a good part haha
Keeping the suspense for sure
Aw man, I love this show so much