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she/her/any/all

[max-whathappen]

Norris 2025: disappointing weekend, disappointing race. that should never have happened. team orders are important. this is a championship fight. i could have pushed harder, fought more. next week we'll come back stronger, we'll dissect the onboards and see what went wrong. i can't afford to get distracted---i can't let the team down. the pressure is on. it's tough, but that's what you need to do to win it *cries*

Norris 2026: *kicks down door* what up party people? life is meaningless, do whatever the fuck you want! oh you want a McLaren win? delusional---delulu, even, as some might say (still gets p3). car's on fire? that's life i spose. must suck but honestly it's hilarious to watch. *makes popcorn over the brake fire* besides it won't matter once we're all dead lol. ladies?????? i hear grid gossip---oh i have to hear this! gotta tell Oscar aaaaaall about it later. better yet, let's just kidnap him actually. also i fucking love Oscar, did i say that yet? absolutely amazing driver. yeah Max is the best, sure, but i like Oscahhh

[swagmonster63]

brocedes are experiencing red string theory except its a barbed wire fence of unimaginable suffering

[emlovessharks]

there's actually no reason for them to be this close

[emlovessharks]

my mom is making me read the bible with her and all I could think about the whole time was how much I wanted to be in my room reading gay fanfiction 💔

[blondebytheocean]

art by 4belie (reposted with permission)

[sskr93]

yes, it is that serious..

[fedzzzart]

Buddie F1 AU🏎️🏁

i’m drunk on this concept so i hope there’s a little bit of crossover🥹

[barbie-verse]

thinking hudson williams is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles golden skin pretty hair and big brown bottom eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think shane hollander is hot? fucking shane hollander? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and he's kind to people and his eyes twinkle wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SHANE HOLLANDER is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

(insp)

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[mercutioyoudrunkenwhore]

Absolutely fucking rich that Robby thinks Al-Hashimi can’t handle running the ED because she paused twice when working with kids. My brother in Christ you are on the killing myself world tour right now let’s self reflect maybe

[habijob]

Just wanting to point out: Intermission Time already had told us that Caine had consumed Bubble.

[semperama]

The thing about The Pitt is that every character is nuanced and contains both good and bad within them and you have to see everything in shades of gray...

...except for Dana Evans, who has done nothing wrong ever in her life and I will break the nose of anyone who says otherwise.

[bastaardsuiker]

itafushi for the soul

got possessed by them and pushed these drawings out in 1.5 hours. anyway I love them sossoosososso much!!!! im tweaking!!!!!

UUGHGGHGHHH I LOVE THEMM

[lesbianshepard]

[davlashkinaa]

all I wanted was you

[this-bitch-is-indeed-empty]